Once upon a smexy time when running around in cat suits half naked was cool there lived a couple of little girls.

We say little, because they were, but really, they dressed like slutty cat-fetish whores. D: OMGZ.

They stood at street corners targeting stay-at-home-watch-kiddie-shows dads with their silly "MEW MEW POOOOOOOOWER" gags.

They knew these men woulkd instantly fall for their unde4rage charm and slutty clothes. The monster fighting was nae bad too…

They pushed them into alley ways and ******* ****** ******* ****** until they could do no more. What they did is unsuitable for the world population as a whole, exept in weird international waters…then vyou can ******* ****** ******* ****** all you want ;).

The Zoey strawberry thingy was the Queen of ******* and taught the blue one to be her slave until the end of time. Over-weight housedads loved their kinky natures when ******* ****** ******* ****** was banned by they're wives.

CAN YOU BELIVE WE'RE DOING HIHER ENGLISH?

Oh, crap.

So….on with tha sottroyy betches! D:

So…these kinky strage girls were fighting a sexy berast one day, when a spaceship crashed into the world. Lady Gaga stepped out of it.

"Ho! Ma hommies!" (she actually was a black gangsta before the surgery) "Lets whoop some ass!"

So the kinky girlies went on tour with Gaga and featured in her videos (the lezzers on the couch in Paparazzi)

Everyone thought it was weird that anime girls were smexing people and singing with Gaga but hey it's the 21st centaury!

Anyway after the truth got out that Gaga was a dude the anime girls went all mew mew again and whooped Burt Reynolds ass (literally).

They really were such slutty stupid smexy ***** **** *******

ANYWAY now they live with the Queen of England being maids and serve her more than just tea ;)