It was a quiet day at the Phantomhive mansion; all the usual trouble makers were sent off to look for a needle in a haystack as order by Sebastian because if the servants of the Phantomhives couldn't do such a simply task as that well, what would we do?
So Sebastian went on his merry way for his young master and brought him his scheduled afternoon some rare tea with cherry-choco fancy-pants pudding, in said young master's study.
The Black clad butler smiled as he placed the treat in front of Ciel, "Be careful when eating the cherry-choco fancy-pants pudding, young master."
"Why would I have to be careful eating my cherry-choco fancy-pants pudding? Unless you're up to something ridiculous and if so I order you to stop immediately!" The Earl warned as he picked up his fork, knowing that his demonic butler couldn't really do anything of serious harm to him.
"I would do nothing of the sort. I'm hurt that the young master could possibly insinuate such a thing..." Sebastian mocked as Ciel lifted his fork with a large piece of cherry-choco fancy-pants pudding on it, to his mouth.
"Whatever, Sebsa-hrrgk" Was all Ciel managed to say before choking on his cherry-choco fancy-pa – ah screw it- CAKE. The Earl coughed and banged his chest until a small sliver capsule came up onto the table with the rest of the mushy dessert.
"What the hell, Sebastian?"
The Butler just smirked and glanced at the small metal object that had alienated the young master's delicious pudding and glanced back up at Ciel's face.
Ciel eyed Sebastian warily before picking up the item careful and popping it open. A tiny rolled up piece of paper was inside.
He unfolded it and skimmed through it quickly. His eyes widened. He re-read slowly before handing it to Sebastian.
"Read it!" He ordered with a beet red face.
Sebastian accepted the paper knowingly and read aloud,
"Young master Ciel,
You're damn sexy, and you know it!
When you cross-dress you look like a slut
Sorry I'm not much of a poet
I want to do you now, up the butt! :D
~Sebastian xxx"
"Care to explain, Sebastian?"
The butler's smile dropped slightly. "Do you not like it?"
Ciel sighed, now having his school girl blush under control and moved from his chair to sit on the front of his desk, smirking slightly.
"On the contrary, I think its rawness makes it somewhat beautiful." He said reaching out for Sebastian's tie and pulling him forward. "Now shag me, you dirty bastard!"
"Yes, my lord!"
***Someplace else where***
Grell Sutcliff stood up suddenly from his chair, clutching his chest tightly, it was like his heart was breaking...
"My Sebastian senses are tingerling "
