If you know me, you know that I absolutely love Anakin, but only from the clone wars. The shaggy emo guy has nothing on Anakin from clone wars. Enjoy! :)
Anakin walked into Wal-Mart. He looked at the list again: toilet paper, caf, baby food, and hair gel. He started down the aisle, grazing the shelves for anything he might need.
"Excuse me, miss," a clerk said from behind him.
"Uh, it's me, Anakin Skywalker," he said, shaking his long hair dramatically.
"Dude looks like a lady!" one of the customers said loudly.
"What a funky ladyyyyy!" the clerk gasped.
The customers exchanged looks and then sang in harmony, "Dude looks like a lady! That, that dude looks like a lady!"
"Aw, would you shut up already?" Anakin yelled.
"Oh she like it like it like it! Ooh he was a ladyyyy!" the manager sang.
"YAOW!" the clerk screamed.
"Dude looks like a lady!" the first customer yelled again.
"This wouldn't happen at Target!" Anakin accused. Nobody seemed to hear him.
The crazy singing Wal-Mart goers kept yelling, "Dude looks like a lady!"
Anakin sighed, turned, and walked back to his apartment. He examined himself in the mirror self-consciously, plucking at random strands of hair.
Padme` came up behind him, "What's wrong"
"Some guys at Wal-Mart said I looked like a lady," he said, draping his hair so it hid his embarrassed face.
"They're not wrong you know," Padme` said. "You looked much better during the Clone Wars. Now you look like you're going to turn to the Dark Side any minute or start getting depressed."
She left the room laughing behind her hand as Anakin gaped in the mirror.
Anakin: You have waaay too much free time. Stop making fun of me!
Me: Look, just don't grow your hair out. You look fine now.
Anakin: Why should I take your advice?
Me: Because ROTS is the worst Star Wars movie. That's why. Nobody likes the Dark Side. Or Palpy-pie. Or long haired you, I might add.
Anakin: Uh…..
Me: Read and review.
