I.K saga Story 1

Disclaimer: We do not own any anime mentioned in this story...well if its fan fiction that's pretty obvious but moving on…

It was a warm night in the woods that Ash, Brock and Misty were journeying through to find a rest stop or some kind of shelter to sleep for the night. Even though Ash was tired, he was still eager to find some sort of mysterious Pokémon. Brock mentioned something about a short cut he knew that would save them time, and it was said that there were some strong high level Pokémon roaming around somewhere near-by this so called 'short-cut', that made Ash agree to using the path.

"I bet that there's going to be about over 1 million new Pokémon roaming around." said Ash, while fantasizing about imaginary Pokémon. Brock then slapped Ash on the back of his head. "Are you on drugs or something, because you suck at battling and you only use that stupid yellow rat half the time." yelled Brock while kicking Pikachu.

"So you really think I suck." cried Ash while falling to his knees and tears begin running down his face. "Get up you wuss, because not only do you suck at battling but you are also a 20 year old mamma's boy and your clothes smell like rotten cheese." Yelled Brock while grabbing Ash by his collar and holding his man-purse. Misty then sprayed Brock with Pokémon pepper spray. (Actually squeezed Bullbasaur juice) "Don't ever attack Ash like that again you wild womanizer who never opens his eyes except when the producers try to make an attempt at being funny." Misty yelled, while helping Ash up.

The three then continued walking until the wussy named Ash spotted a bright colorful building with a glowing neon sign that said, "Happy's Famous Burger's"

The trio then walked over to the place and knocked on the door. A short yellow haired midget with a happy face opened the flower painted door. "Welcome to Happy's Famous Burger's, how may I help you?" said the midget. "Umm who are you?" asked Brock. "Don't mind him. He's just a wanna-be anime character, that only contributes to the plot by sexual harassing woman." said Misty. "He's okay, my name is Happy." He said.

"Happy?" asked Misty. "Yes Happy." giggled Happy with a big smile.

Ash stomach then growled and everyone heard it and turned towards him. "You must be hungry, I could make you a happy burger with cheese, for free." said Happy, still smiling. "Sure" responded Ash.

Ash, Misty and Brock then sat in the diner waiting for Happy to bring out Ash's hamburger. "Here's your burger, nice and juicy just for you." said Happy, Still smiling. "Do you have any Pokémon food?" asked Ash for Pikachu. Happy then ignored Ash's question and mentioned to Misty about the rooms for rent he had upstairs.

"You and your friends could rent a room if you wanna." said Happy. "We don't have money which leads to loose ends to how we survived through 12 seasons." said Misty.

"Its free." responded Happy.

The two then went up to the rooms and rested while Ash was downstairs eating his burger. "Hey Pikachu, this burger taste funny." said Ash with a full mouth. Pikachu sniffed a part of the burger that fell off the plate and jumped back in fright. Ash then ate the last piece of the burger, took Pikachu and went to bed. In the back kitchen, a sound of screaming squirtles and knife's slicing rang. The next morning Ash had a really painful stomach ache. He held his stomach while he stumbled to the bathroom. As Ash was using the bathroom while Pikachu was gayly watching him, he saw a paper taped to the wall. He read it and it said 'Ingredients to famous burgers.' He read that the ingredients were: salt, pepper, water, seeds and just before he could continue reading the ripped piece of paper's ripped part was on the floor. He picked it up and it said, 'Special ingredient: Young Pikachu's.' Ash then threw up straight on Pikachu.