Disclaimer: I do not own Hulk, characters and so on. Ownership lies with Marvel. My friend and I noticed that poor Hulk was missing out on all the fun and a little joking about how his manly areas would look turned into a story. Please read, review and enjoy!
Chapter One
Bruce Banner sat down anxiously at his office desk. His girlfriend Betty had decided they should try something different. He read the label on the bottle of pills she had bought for him with apprehension.
'Viagra'.
Did he really need it?
He fiddled with papers as he pondered his new insecurities. Her announcement had been a huge blow to his self esteem.
Was she really that unhappy with his performance?
He groaned a little, then sat up, deciding to go home and "satisfy" his girlfriend. He walked out of his office, downing the pills quickly.
At this stage he was unaware that very, very soon he would be hosting a massive erection. He strode into the parking lot, ducking into his car. He suddenly began to feel full of energy, his blood pumping hard throughout his body.
"Wow this crap works fast" he laughed.
The motor roared and he sped into the night. Slowly as he was driving he began to feel the full effects of the pills. The fast-pumping blood directed itself downward, and soon the area was pulsing. The pressure built in his groin, making it difficult for him to drive. As he was trying to readjust his manhood, Betty's name appeared on the screen of his phone. Curious, he answered the call.
"Bruce you need to get home nowww, have you got the pills?"
"Sure thing baby, you're gonna get a big surprise when I get home," he chuckled.
"What? You've taken them ALREADY?" she panicked.
"Yeahhh" he slurred, looking into his rear view mirror.
Blue and red sirens. Shit.
Looking down at his rock-hard member, he sighed once again. He pulled over reluctantly.
"Was that a phone right then?"
The officer spoke with a strong southern accent, slowly walking beside the car.
"And that was quiet erratic driving-"
The officer gazed down. Bruce's erection was bulging against his pants quite obviously.
"Am I turning you on son?"
He looked at Bruce in disgust, then pulled open the door violently. He pulled Bruce by the arm out into the road and something happened. Bruce could feel rage building, he hated being treated roughly. And then he knew it would happen. He didn't attempt to control it. The hulk was about to make his appearance, as he always did in the worst situations. He breathed heavily, straining all his muscles. The rage contorted his body, his muscles growing beneath his skin which was turning a dark shade of green. This was the Hulk. Pure masculine strength, mayhem, muscle and... something new. It seemed that with his muscle grew another part of his body. As he viciously roared into the night his erection tensed against his weak pants, tearing them off violently.
"HULK HORNY!"
His manhood stood outward and he roared again. He was confused. Hulk caused mayhem, but now Hulk was desiring something else.
He glared intensely at the police officer.
Then at the officers car.
The ground shook as he stomped toward the vehicle. Sweat rolling over his shoulders, Hulk rammed his hard cock into the front bonnet of the car, tearing metal and crushing the fuel tank. Oil squirted out onto his taught skin.
The officer stood starring in horror at the sight before him, then frowned greatly as Hulk began to thrust. There was no way he would ever drive that car again. It was Hulk's now.
