The Goomba Doctor
By Chris Starks
My name is Doc. I'm a Goomba Doctor. I'm very useful you see, Bowser would have nothing without me.
Every time Bowser launches attacks, all his flattened baddies come waddling back. Koopas and Goombas pile up my front room, all of them waiting for
Doctor Goom.
I have this machine in my Operation Room. It's where flattened Goombas come by to get floofed.
It's just a big air pump with a lever and tube. The Tube curls round and goes into your mouth. When I throw this here switch all the air pumps through, and
fills your flattened head up just for you.
When Bowser finds out that his minions are healed, he sends them on back to the Battlefield.
When the Koopas return all beaten and bruised, I start up my work and continue to do, all that work on the Koopas who slowly come through.
Some of them burned, some of them frozen, some of them with colds and snot from their noses.
A bunch of them got their shells kicked away, but another comes back to hit them again.
There's some Koopas with their shells on all wrong, so I had to keep working and move them along.
Hammer Bros come by, no skip in their stride. Their hammers got thrown back and dented their pride. So I have to give bandages and put them aside.
I'm the Goomba Doctor. The Unsung hero, you see? I'm the one who makes Mario games possible. Wanna thank me?
