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Prefect's Meeting

Pretty boring, huh?

Shut up, Ron.

I didn't say anything.

You know what I mean.

No I don't.

Ron, pay attention!

Why? You know it all already, you can just tell me later.

Which would be a waste of my time.

Shove off, Hermione.

Hermione?

What, Ron!

I was just seeing if you were still alive.

Hermione?

What?

Why didn't you write back?

Ow! Hermione, that hurt!

Hermione? Aren't you sorry for me?

No.

Oh, cold-hearted.

Stop that! I don't like paper in my ear.

What about in your mouth?

Ha! You're talking again.

HERMIONE! ARE YOU THERE?

Okay. I'm sorry. Forgive me?

No.

What is with you today?

Well, if you aren't going to talk to me, I'm going to talk to you.

Do you fancy Draco Malfoy?

You do?

SHUT UP, RON! I DO NOT FANCY DRACO MALFOY!

You're talking to me. While you're talking to me, who do you fancy?

I'm not going to tell you.

Why not? Have you told Harry?

No.

Have you told Ginny?

Yes, but she swore not to tell anyone. Especially you.

Oh. Does anyone else know?

My mother.

Oh. Will she tell me?

No.

Will anyone?

No.

Who is it?

It's-wait, Ron! I hate you.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Do you think anyone else is listening?

I am.

Besides you?

No.

Oh. How do you feel about that?

Ron. If you leave me alone for the entire meeting, maybe I'll tell you who I fancy.

Really!

No.

PLEASE?

Perhaps.

Okay. I'll stop writing until after the meeting.

I appreciate it.