Author's Note: These are only for fun. Actually, I have a few personal opinions on any ships, but these won't reflect mine at all. This is all just what I think Konan would say if I ever ask her about her opinion on any ship; her being ignorant and all (but honestly, I wouldn't dare; knowing what she's capable of).
Credit to Loopy777 for the idea. I do not own Naruto and all it's characters (though I wish I do, then Neji won't die)
Konan on... Naruhina.
"Yeah, yeah. I don't care how you spell my name. I'm not in your world. I can do whatever I want.
"So I got a random thought of doing Naruhina.
"...
"Ah, what the heck.
"Take the weird blonde kid who's been possessed by a demon which I want to get my hands on, with the shy blind girl who's pretty much useless to the show until halfway of Part I; start writing fanfictions about them ever since day one without them ever noticing BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN OUR WORLD, BAKA; and you have the main ship of Naruto.
"Naruto is a ugly blonde freak with a 'mangina' and a body build like my friend; Yahiko; who was then THREE YEARS OLD. He has a personality I only met him twice or thrice without a formal greeting, but I can already tell that he's a too wild, weird, stupid, annoying, loser wannabe who tries SO HARD to replace his current kage GIRLS RULE. Apparently, that b-tard Jiraiya-sensei also trained him YOU TRAITOR. Other than that, he actually has a good self-esteem like Yahiko AND THAT'S PROBABLY ALL THE GOOD YOU GET ABOUT NARUTO FROM ME.
"Hinata is too shy, too weak SHE COULDN'T EVEN PUNCH NEJI, too useless ALTHOUGH SHE DID BECOME A BIT MORE USEFUL TO THE SHOW HALFWAY THROUGH PART I, too underdeveloped SEE THIS RACK OVER HERE, and too cute OOOH I WANNA CRUSH HER SO BAD.
"So, as I said, Naruto is too wild and Hinata's too shy. So; as expected; the romance didn't progress much until chapter 615 when Hinata touched his cheek and flirted with him ALTHOUGH HE PROBABLY DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE HE'S THAT STUPID; saying 'that's her ninja way too' IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? COME ON! KISS ALREADY!
"By that point, it should've made a huge milestone in their relationship, but then her cousin had to show up and die there, so all the mushy romance was put on hold until maybe when Neji magically comes back to life or in a year after the funeral THE VIEWERS AREN'T THAT PATIENT KISHI! COME ON!
"Anyways, so somehow when the series is all done, Kishi will pair up Naruto and Hinata AS IF THAT WASN'T EXPECTED or, a plot twist. NARUTO TURNS OUT HOMO AND GETS PAIRED UP WITH SASUKE. But sadly, that will never happen due to the high demand of Naruhina by the fans BUT AREN'T YOU FORGETTING THAT KISHI CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS AND GET AWAY BECAUSE IT'S HIS MANGA AND HE HAS THE RIGHT TO DO SO AND MAKE ME UGLY OR WHATSOEVER AND-
"Alright, enough about me. Let's just conclude that Naruto will end up with Hinata and then I won't be brought back to life and Sasuke won't end up Yaoi BUT WE WILL NEVER KNOW. HEH HEH.
"Why are you still here?
