A BGuate224 fic…
I sadly do not own inuyasha…but i saw a headband with his ears at my local anime store and I WANT THEM!
moving on…to the story
Attempted humor.

Inuyasha was having a bad day. A really bad day. I mean what kind of sane person likes it when they lose their lunch money, try to eat the school lunch and swear it moved on its tray, not eat anything at lunch, have their stomach growl during silent reading time, get punched in the face by Koga for talking to Kagome…again and then be locked out of his house four half an hour in the rain with the pervert pressed up next to him for protection from the rain? Nobody. If you do…then you seriously need to see a physiatrist or something.

Inuyasha stomped into his house no even thanking his brother, and ran up the stairs leading to his room using his demonic abilities leaving Miroku and Sesshomaru in the dust.

Miroku sighed as he followed suit and climbed up the stairs, but before completely disappearing he saluted the emotionless man before him.

Sesshomaru only raised a perfectly arched eyebrow before mumbling to himself about how he was so happy and thankful that he was a demon and not a 'pathetic', 'strange', and 'weak' human.

As Miroku reached Inuyasha's room he opened the door to see a shirtless silver-haired half-demon sitting on his bed with his hands balled up into fists at his sides.

"…today sucked." is all Inuyasha said to his friend, who was rummaging through his closet for a towel.

"Yeah I know Yash. Not eating, being locked out on the rain, and not being able to talk to your crush as long as you wanted to…" his voice drifted off as he went deeper and deeper into the closet and finally coming back with a tan towel in hand.

"I-I don't like K-Kagome like that you pervert!"

"Yeah yeah okay so what are you going to do about all the anger your building up inside you, because if I know you well enough, which I do, you're absolutely pissed and if you keep it inside you'll probably blow up on Kags again."

Inuyasha smirked, "like any other man."

Inuyasha was rolled up in a ball on his bed, the linen sheets crushed in his palms as he cried into the pillow. He kept wailing and wailing for a certain Kagome Higurashi to help him. His legs kept kicking the bed in rapid movements making loud thumping sounds.
Ahh thumping sounds…

Miroku got out of his thoughts as a fist collided with his head. "Ohw!" He said as a red bump started to build.

Inuyasha had his head down, silver locks covering his head, with his fist held high in the air (like in the show). A low rumbling sound emitted from Inuyasha's head as he was consumed in a fit of laughter.

"You *laugh* little fucking *laugh* PERVERT! I meant the GYM! But you know- beating the crap out of you is a lot better too…" and just as he said it he pounced on the poor boy with a rat tail until his door opened.

"Inuyasha! What's up- What the- MIROKU! Are you okay?" came Sango as she crouched down beside his bruised face.

"S-sango…" he said as he tried to move his face towards her.

"It's okay Miroku. I'm right her-"she began twitching as she felt something touch her backside.

"MIROKU YOU PERVERT! STUPID LETCHER!" and that ladies and gentlemen is how Miroku got beat-up twice in ten minutes.

"Why must you all hit me? Why? It's this cursed hand I tell you! And Sango you make this so much harder with all your beautiful womanly curves-"Miroku laid unconscious on Inuyasha's expensive carpet with Sango towering over him with her hand balled in a fist as she whispered to herself, "stupid pervert."

"I-I surren…surrender" came Miroku's hoarse voice from below the two people.