Me: Lolz, don't ask, just read the story. Sasuke, Itachi, and Tobi are gone. It's only me and Naruto :D

Naruto: So … what do we do now?

Me: Well … we could always discuss the laws of human nature and how they have evolved over the years to attack and destroy the environment around them. Or how the human genome has changed from the homo sapiens to the modern man, and how the zygote system has changed so much, but took the course of billions of years just like it took the mountain ranges of the earth to grow and expand! That, or the fact that the sunlight's radiance and strength is diminishing and that in the next millennial, the whole world will be nothing but soot, ash, and fire.

Naruto: I'll take the last one!

Me: Good choice my fellow science enthusiast! :D

Naruto: As always, you and I always make Sasuke look like an idiot when we have these conversations.

Me: Cha! Did you know that before he lost his virginity, he didn't even know what MASTURBATION was!

Naruto: A shame!

Me: I know, anyways … read and review + enjoy the story! :D

Naruto: As always, the Uke here wants you to read, review, and donate to the new sponsors of Elena-Chan … "Ukes R Us!"

Me: LOLZ! XD

Crossover
A use-abuse plot of a Naruto from the real world, switching spots with the ninja world Naruto. What type of havoc can those two cause? … especially if both are considered the opposite in both worlds?

"Speaking" … "Thinking" … "Anger" … (Me adding things)

oOoOo Real World oOoOo

"SHIT! I have to run, I have to get out of here! I have to get the fuck out of here before they catch me!" The black-clad figure jumped with ninja skill through the trees, trying to get out of the trouble he'd gotten himself into this time.

"What the hell have you gotten yourself into this time, Uzumaki Naruto? Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have done the job, I wasn't even going to get paid!" Naruto jumped once again, leaping from the trees to the top of a building only ten feet away. He could hear the sirens of the oncoming cops and cursed as he kept running, jumping buildings and cutting through open-windowed apartments.

"KYUUBI, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED. GIVE UP NOW AND WE SHALL NOT PRESS ANYMORE CHARGES AGAINST YOUR NAME." Naruto cursed as he looked off to the side of the building who's roof he was standing on.

They were on a building that was separated from the others by a mere thirty feet, the only way out was from where he'd come from; which was already infested by the cops and sat by the cliff side facing the sea. "Those fucking roaches won't leave me alone! All of this over the Hyuuga crystal!" Naruto cursed as he tried to find a solution out of this.

"Hurry, he's still up there!" he heard through one of the ventilation shafts he stood next to.

"Damn it!" Naruto cursed as he moved over to the door and jammed it shut. "That will hold them for a little bit!" he looked off to the side of the building, at the maelstrom that was the sea. "It's my only option." Naruto murmured as he walked over to the edge, looking down.

"The door's jammed!" he heard the cops say. He looked up just in time to see his arch enemy, Uchiha Sasuke, as the wind pushed him off of the edge and to his end down at the bottom of the sea.

"NARUTO!" Naruto bit his lip, it would take about two minutes to get to the water, but he didn't care, it was just enough time to recall all of his life.

He didn't used to be this way; be a thief. He used to be the son of the town's mayor, he also witnessed the attempted assassination of his father and murder of his mother, he was also his father's killer. It wasn't his fault, his father asked him to. Soon after, no one liked him, that is until Uchiha Sasuke came into the picture. He made friends with him; with the smiling pale kid that was always smiling, no matter how badly he had it with the death of his parents and the kidnapping of his brother, he always smiled.

Sasuke made friends with Naruto, even if Naruto always glared, never showed emotion, and was the center of attention he did not want, Sasuke was there. (N/A: Lolz, picture Naruto being Sasuke, and Sasuke being Naruto? xD freaky, I know, but go with it.)

Sasuke and Naruto were rivals turned best friends, ever since he was put in a team with Sasuke in police academy, he was always fighting and getting along with him. With Sakura fangirling all over him, Kakashi always being a pervert, and Sasuke always being jealous of him for having Sakura, Naruto was happy; even if he didn't show it.

Then the fateful day came when Orochimaru came for him; he remembered him. Orochimaru was the one who killed his mother, and tried to kill his father, Orochimaru was the one who tried to abduct him all those years ago; killing Orochimaru was his quest. He followed after the man and his promises of making him into the most elite. Orochimaru didn't fail on his promises, and Naruto became the most elite of the elite, surpassing even the old criminal himself. He killed Orochimaru, but his revenge had consumed his heart and made him blind as he found out that the true killer was in fact the town council whom ordered, threatened, and bribed the old criminal into doing it.

While he was gone with Orochimaru, Sasuke chased after him, telling him that Konoha was his home, that Sakura loved him, that he wanted his best friend back. Naruto always laughed and said that he'd severed those bonds and would never go back home.

He abandoned his quest of revenge when he almost killed Sasuke; instead he dedicated his life to running away from him and stealing for survival, nothing else. He guessed that the reason he was about to die at the moment was because he broke his oath of stealing for life, and stole for wealth.

He sighed as he felt the clash of the cold sea against his face, and waited for the pain and the water to consume him, but was surprised that only his face got wet. He opened his eyes and gasped as he stared at a world of blues.

"The hell?" he could feel something, like some sort of magic spell, pulling him somewhere, but to where, he did not know. "What is going on?"

oOoOo Ninja World oOoOo

Naruto sped through the trees, trying to find a way of getting out of his tough situation. "SHIT! I have to run, I have to get out of here! I have to get the fuck out of here before they catch me!" The orange and black clad figure jumped with ninja skill through the trees, trying to get out of the trouble he'd gotten himself into this time.

"What the hell have you gotten yourself into this time, Uzumaki Naruto? Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have done the job, I wasn't even going to get paid!" Naruto jumped once again, leaping from the trees to the top of a building only ten feet away. He could hear the sounds of enemies on pursuit as he jumped through houses and alleys, trying to shake them off. He reached a giant cliff a mile higher than the Hokage mountainside in Konoha.

"Uzumaki Naruto, we've got you surrounded, there is nowhere for you to go. Hand yourself over and we might not hurt you as bad." Naruto cursed as he turned, facing team Taka as they glared at them, their Akatsuki robes dancing in the wind as they waited for Naruto to admit defeat.

"Give it up Usuratonkachi, you will never escape." Sasuke said calmly. "Hand over the scroll you took from us, and we might not tell Madara we found you." he continued, listening to the silent gasp of his team, but not giving a shit.

Naruto's eyes darted everywhere they could, trying to evaluate the situation. He was low on chakra, so using a multi-shadow clone jutsu was out of the question, his only other option was—

"Naruto, there is no way out for you. Just give up." Naruto stared wide eyed at the white haired teen as he stared with dramatic boredom. "Just hand over the scroll and we won't hurt you. Stop trying to make Sasuke go back, he doesn't want to. You should just give up this pathetic quest of yours." Naruto gaped for a long time and turned his head to the setting sun on the cliff behind him. It looked like a long drop down to the ocean, and he might not survive it, but he was the Kyuubi's jinchuuriki; he had to try.

He turned to give a last look at Sasuke before the wind pushed him over the edge and he fell. It was a good two minutes until he hit the water's edge, but Naruto didn't care, it was enough to relive his life.

He grew up without parents, never knowing until he was ten years old that he was hated for what was sealed inside of him; by his own father. He'd met Sasuke, made a friend, fell in love with Sakura, and finally life just started to get better. His life was turning out perfectly, until Orochimaru came and Sasuke left on his quest to be stronger in order to kill his older brother.

Sasuke then killed Orochimaru and Itachi, but afterward decided to go after the council of Konoha after learning that his older brother was innocent and that the council ordered him to kill the Uchiha clan. His revenge consumed him, and nothing could stop him. Naruto chased after him, telling him that he had a home, friends, and that Sakura still loved him, but Sasuke stated that he severed those bonds long ago.

The years passed, and Naruto kept chasing after him, his honorable quest soon turning into an obsession as he kept trying to get the Uchiha back. He guessed that that was why he was going to die now. He broke the oath of his ninja way, giving up and not fighting to the end, it wasn't him, but no one cared. He was the Kyuubi after all, only the demon, never Naruto Uzumaki, the man they spit at. He closed his eyes as he felt water splash on his face. He waited for the pain and water to consume him, but it never did. He opened his eyes and gasped as he stared at a world of blues.

"The hell?" he could feel a powerful chakra pulling him somewhere, but to where, he did not know. "What is going on?"

limbo? o. o?

Naruto opened his eyes as he heard another voice yelling the same thing he did.

"Hello? Is someone there?" the Kyuubi asked. (We'll call real world Naruto "The Kyuubi" when he and Naruto are in the same world and talking alright? xD)

Naruto gasped as he turned around, staring face to face with a mirror image of himself, only he wore a black jumpsuit to his orange and black one.

"What the hell?" The Kyuubi asked as he was pulled into the direction the other came from.

"Hey! What's going on?" Naruto asked as he absorbed some of the powerful chakra, finding that it was easy to do such a thing, and soon he had his fill of it.

"I don't know, but I'm being pulled over here." The Kyuubi said as a small portal was opened and Naruto could see the cliffs he'd just jumped off of.

"That's my world." Naruto said and heard another portal opening and looked as a strange place was shown to him.

"And that's mine." The Kyuubi said as he was pulled. "I think we're changing worlds!" Naruto nodded and felt as the chakra pulled him to the other world; worried eyes were cast upon him and he smiled encouragingly.

"Don't worry, just ask for the direction of Konoha and you'll be fine, they'll help you there." Naruto said, the Kyuubi nodded and turned before turning back around and staring at him.

"In my world, I'm a criminal, try not to get caught or else you'll be sentenced to death. As soon as you get there, run. Go to Suna and ask for the Kazekage corporations office and go straight to Gaara, do NOT talk to anyone else." Naruto nodded as they were finally separated, each thrown out into the other's world.

oOoOo Ninja World oOoOo

Naruto was thrown high into the air, only about twenty feet above the cliff, and as he landed with his stealth, he caught a glance at the portal closing. "Shit! Now how in hell am I supposed to get the fuck back?" he yelled as he glared at the water. He stiffened when he heard a cough coming come behind him and turned slowly, only to meet … Captain Uchiha Sasuke.

"Captain … Uchiha Sasuke." Naruto said with a growl, slowly taking small steps to the side as his eyes evaluated his opponent. He didn't know why, but in this world he guessed it was appropriate to dress in drag. Sasuke stiffened and he raised an eyebrow.

"Captain?" Naruto stiffened and cursed under his breath as he realized that this place wasn't his world, and that the Sasuke here wasn't coming after him, unless … Naruto's eyes grew wide and he jumped in the air, barely dodging in time as a white haired kid with a huge sword came at him.

"Fucking Christ!" Naruto cursed as he pulled out one of his own katana, not missing the raised eyebrow that "Sasuke" sent him.

"Where did you learn how to curse like a common dog, and where did you get the katana?" Naruto smirked, landing without a sound on his toes as his eyes roved his enemies.

"I got it from where I got it, why do you need to know?" Naruto asked as he calmly took a step away from them, he knew there was no chance, but he was a master thief, so there really was no panic.

"NARUTO!" Naruto stiffened as he turned his eyes towards the pink haired woman heading straight for him with Kakashi right behind and Sai on the other flank.

"Shit, so you've gotten reinforcements. Well tough luck Sasuke, I'm not going back to Kono—" Naruto dropped his sentence as he realized that he wasn't in his own world and that the Sasuke here was giving him a look of astonishment and slight worry.

"Uh … I mean … S-S-what was her name? … oh yeah, SAKURA!" Sakura smiled as she sped up, stopping dead in her tracks as she caught the sight of team Taka.

"S-Sasuke." Sakura said as she stopped, Kakashi and Sai both speeding past her and jumping over them to stand next to Naruto.

"We got your message a little too late, but you don't seem too hurt and … since when did you stop wearing orange?" Naruto raised and eyebrow at the question Commander Kakashi asked … or rather what Kakashi asked.

"I never … I mean … uh … look it's Sasuke!" that successfully avoided a weird conversation as all eyes landed on him. Sasuke's eyes narrowed and he glared at his look alike, the scarecrow and the empty space the blonde was occupying. Wait, WHAT?

"Where the hell did the dobe go?" Naruto stiffened and took off, smirking as he heard a small commotion and then there was pursuit. He didn't care if it was or wasn't his world, he knew one thing that would happen, and that would be interrogation, and if that would happen … it'd be the same as giving up, and he did no such thing.

"Naruto you idiot! Stop running away from us!" Sakura yelled and made Naruto stop in his tracks and turn to glare at the annoying woman.

"Ugh, you're just the same as the bitch back at home! When will you pink haired idiots get it that when you start screaming, you are more annoying than a mother fucking banshee!" Sakura stopped running, and so did everyone else as they stared with wide eyes at the form of the GLARING Naruto. Naruto never glared at anyone, only Sasuke.

"Naruto? Are you alright?" Naruto smirked and took off, jumping a little higher for precautions, and sure enough, it was Sasuke and his team that tried to take him down.

"Naruto! Get back here!" Naruto rolled his eyes and laughed, jumping away from the other as he threw some sort of knife at him.

"Geez! You're just like him!" Naruto yelled back, smirking when he heard a growl come from the other.

"Just like who?"

"The Sasuke from my world! He's always trying to make me go back to Konoha, or stop my revenge plans. He even went after me when I went off to Orochimaru." Naruto said softly, knowing full and well that EVERYONE could hear him. He wasn't stupid, he knew these people were stronger than him and could most likely kill him, but as long as he's the master of escape, he would be alright.

"WHAT?" Sasuke yelled, furious that Naruto would say such lies.

"Just what you heard, now stop chasing me and leave me alone!" Naruto yelled jumping to the final tree and finding that there was a large canyon about three miles wide between him and the next tree. He cursed and raised his right arm, pushing a hidden button and watching as the arrow and rope made contact with the tree on the other side. He tied the other end to the tree he was standing on and pulled out two hooks, placing each on the rope and smirking as he heard Sasuke catch up.

"See ya, dobe." Naruto whispered as he kicked himself off, sliding easily to the other side. Sasuke was furious and was about to go after him when Karin pulled him back.

"Calm down Sasuke. Watch what happens when he lands. Karin said as Naruto landed and clicked something on the rope, which made it retract back into his arm. "That isn't Uzumaki Naruto that is always chasing you, that is someone else. Granted that it is A Naruto, he just isn't the one from here. He comes from a different world, and was telling the truth when he told you that the Sasuke from there was as he explained." Sasuke nodded and took off, furious that a Naruto, a NARUTO had out smarted HIM.

Kakashi watched from a hidden spot as everything went down and turned back, arriving in front of a crying Sakura and a (for once) serious Sai. "W-what have you learned?" Sakura asked as she wiped away her silent tears.

"He is not of our world."

"What?" Both Sai and Sakura asked as Kakashi nodded.

"Long ago, it was said that there would be a soul who would be split into two and separated by two dimensions. The village elders were not worried, for it was only a superstitious story, but it seems … Naruto is that half-twin soul. It seems that, that Naruto knows each and every one of us, but in his world, we are his enemies, it is like he has switched with Sasuke in that world." Sakura raised an eyebrow at that, but said nothing.

"We'll return to Konoha for now, tell the Hokage of what happened to Naruto, and she'll decide if we should go find him and ask questions." Kakashi said as he stood up, Sakura nodded and stood as well, looking off to the horizon Naruto took off to.

"I hope you're safe wherever you are … Naruto." Sakura said as they took off.

Naruto jumped through the trees, knowing that if he didn't get anymore distance between him and those loony people, he'd probably be dead. "It seems as if the dobe in this world acts a lot like me. That is very interesting. So if in this place, me and him are enemies, then it wouldn't be half bad staying here for a while, at least he'd leave me alone." Naruto thought as he jumped over another tree branch.

He stiffened as he felt something heading towards him and let himself slip through the branches to fall to the ground below, smirking when another one of the weird knives imbedded itself in the tree above.

"Who's out there?" Naruto asked, not surprised when he spotted Sasuke come out. "Geez dobe, I thought you'd be less annoying than the dobe from my world." Naruto said, smirking when Sasuke growled at the name being used on him.

"No DOBE, I am not a dobe, you are. You call me Teme, and I call you dobe, get it right." Naruto smirked and plucked the knife thing from it's perch with little difficulty.

"If I seem to recall, you already know that I come from a different world. Now cut to the chase, what is it that you want." Naruto stated rather than asked, which made Sasuke smirk.

"I just wanted to get to know you. If you are the opposite of this world's dobe, then you'd be a little more compatible with me." Naruto groaned and threw the knife to his left, smirking when the knife thing hit Suigetsu's arm half a mile away.

"Look Do-erm … Sasuke? … Look Sasuke, I really don't want to play around with you. There was a reason I left you and that damned stupid town all those years before, and there was a reason why I never cared for that damned pink haired slut and bitch. I just don't have the time of day for you. Now turn your pretty boy ass around and go back to playing whatever it is that you were playing before I interrupted you." Naruto growled and walked away, not catching the smirk on Sasuke's face, nor seeing him move until his back hit the ground and Sasuke straddled his legs.

"And there was a reason I left the village and the pink haired slut and bitch too. And you want to know what it was?" Naruto raised an eyebrow, staring at Sasuke as he brushed his lips against his ear.

"Because of you, dobe. You kept flaunting yourself, and my lust was growing uncontrollable. I liked you better when you were a dobe, not me. So I want to ask your help to get MY dobe back." Sasuke stated with venom, making Naruto shiver at the sheer possessive tone Sasuke used.

"That's it?" Sasuke nodded and smirked, watching as Naruto smirked himself. "You've got yourself a deal, besides, I have a certain raven haired dobe back at home who needs to drop his balls already and fuck the living shit out of me." Sasuke smirked and helped Naruto up. He had a feeling, things were going to go well from then on.

oOoOo Real World oOoOo

Naruto was thrown high into the air, only about twenty feet above the building's roof, and as he landed with his stealth, he caught a glance at the portal closing. "Great, now what will I do? The portal closed!" Naruto said, huffing as the water calmly began to swish back and forth.

"Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto turned and was face to face with Sasuke and team Taka, only now they wore what looked like, police uniforms.

"Sasuke? Is that you? Geez Teme, what are you wearing? Where are your stripper clothes? Tired of not getting any customers?" Naruto asked with a chuckle as everyone burst out laughing.

"Shut up Teme!" Sasuke yelled, making Naruto's eyes widen in shock.

"W-What did you call me?" Naruto yelled in shock as Sasuke raised a confused eyebrow.

"Uh, Teme?"

"What the hell Sasuke? That is not funny! I yell Teme, YOU yell Dobe! That's the way it's been for years you retarded stripper!" Naruto yelled, too angry to notice an important fact; he wasn't in his world anymore.

"What the hell Naruto? That is not funny! I yell Teme, YOU yell Dobe! What's the matter? That fall bust your brain or something?" Naruto's eyes widened comically as he realized something.

"OH! I'm sorry, it's just that the Sasuke from my world is an asshole with a twenty foot pole stuck up his ass. He calls me Dobe, and I call him Teme. The Jerk has been running away from Konoha ever since Orochimaru came and took him. He even completed his quest for revenge by killing his brother and as a bonus, Orochimaru too. But we later found out that Itachi Uchiha was innocent and that the village council were the ones who ordered the Uchiha clan's death, but Itachi spared Sasuke. At least that's what I found out, but who will believe a monster like me? Now he's on a quest to destroy the whole of Konoha!" Naruto said, his gestures turning exasperated as he looked out to the sea.

"When he left, Sakura was in love with him, everyone was. He was quiet, and so damn cool … even I could admit that. But now, now Sakura doesn't love him, and everyone has given up hope, I'm the only one still fighting to bring him back home, for him to stop this foolish revenge plot and everything." Naruto said as he turned to the shocked team Taka and their leader.

"Naruto … did you hit your head or something? YOU are the one running away from the village, YOU are the silent, cool one, YOU are the one Sakura is in love with, and I am the one trying to get you back! My brother was kidnapped long ago, and YOU killed Orochimaru!" Sasuke said as his eyes showed all his murderous intent.

Naruto gaped for a minute before remembering the other Naruto's words; 'As soon as you get there, run.' Naruto looked like a deer in headlights as Sasuke slowly approached him. "Oh crap! I'm sorry Sasuke but the Naruto from this world said that as soon as I get here, I have to run … so I'll see you later!" Naruto said as he jumped in the air, looking dumbfounded when the Suigetsu of the real world fell to the ground as if he tried to knock him down, but Naruto got out of the way first.

"Hey! What's the big deal trying to ambush me like that? I wasn't even going to attack, you assholes!" Naruto said as he made a clone and prepared a rasengan. Everyone watched in awe and disbelief as Naruto stopped his rasengan and blushed.

"Sorry, I forgot you guys aren't ninjas, and this isn't my world … oh well!" Naruto yelled as his clone grabbed his hands and threw him across the thirty feet gap between the buildings. "Se ya later Teme!"

Suigetsu tackled the clone down, smirking in triumph until it just smirked, winked, and poofed away. "What the hell was that about?" Suigetsu asked as he stood up.

"I don't know, but Naruto has gone loony!" Sasuke said, glaring at the spot where the clone poofed away. "And he learned magic tricks apparently."

"That isn't Uzumaki Naruto that you're always chasing, that is someone else. Granted that it is A Naruto, he just isn't the one from here. He comes from a different world, and was telling the truth when he told you that the Sasuke from there was as he explained." Juugo said as Karin burst through the building door.

"Sasuke! We've got a lock on Uzumaki, he's wandering about at the mall!" Sasuke nodded and was about to move, when Kakashi stepped out from beside the door, spooking everyone and smirking under his mask.

"It is true that the Naruto you just saw isn't of our world, and I know why."

"What?" They all asked as he walked closer.

"Long ago, it was said that there would be a soul who would be split into two and separated by two dimensions. The town council were not worried, for it was only a superstitious story, but it seems … Naruto is that half-twin soul. It seems that, that Naruto knows each and every one of us, but in his world, we are his friends, it is like he has switched with Sasuke in that world." They all stared in the direction that Naruto went to, not believing what Kakashi said.

"You all go on and follow Naruto, I'll report back to Tsunade and tell her of Naruto. If she approves, we'll bring him in for questioning." They nodded and left, Sasuke running to his motorcycle as he thought of Naruto.

"If this Naruto thinks of me as a friend … then it might not be so bad if he stays here permanently. At least I'd have part of my best friend back, who knows, maybe we'll be even better friends than me and the teme since he acts a lot like me." Sasuke thought as he sped on down the road.

Naruto sighed as he walked through the giant indoor market. It was his first time seeing one this fancy and he liked the fact that the market even had small rooms for each of the entrepreneurs. He sighed as he walked over to a room with the name "Antiques."

"Wow, I wonder what antiques are … cool, they have swords here!" Naruto said as he looked through the window, he searched his inside pocket, pulling out his (once again) fat frog wallet. "At least I have the money to spend!" Naruto said as he walked in. He looked at the various different nick-knacks that were on display, a long shiny black sword with red foxes caught his eyes and he admired the detail it had.

"Hello there kid, I see the Kyuubi has caught your eye. It was made to honor a long lost hero whom gave his life to protect the world from the wrath of the giant fox his own father sealed in him. He died, but he also killed the fox as well, and the once hateful people honored him by celebrating the day he vanquished the last of the demons and by having this sword foraged. It used to be in museums, but it was stolen once and never seen before. No one knows this, but the mayor brought it in before he died, I just didn't feel like giving to charity, you know?" Naruto beamed at the man as he stared at the sword.

"How much?" Naruto asked, wanting to own the sword.

"About 19,000,000,000 yin." the old man said, smirking at the lost look on the blonde's face.

"Oh, I don't have yin … I don't even know what yin is, but I do have this." Naruto said, taking out the current usage of currency in the world where he came from. The man gaped at the frog wallet that Naruto had, looking at all the money there and figuring out that the wallet with it's contents cost more than the entire country of Japan!

"Look kid, I'll take the whole wallet and money in it, in exchange for the sword, two other items, and all the money in the cash register." Naruto scrunched up his nose a little at the deal.

"Let me pick three other things and HALF of the register and you have a deal. I don't want to take all of your money." The man smiled at the kindness the blonde had towards him and nodded, opening it up and giving him a hefty amount. Naruto smiled and pocketed the money as he walked around the store.

By the time Naruto walked out of the store, he had a case that held a collection of twenty-three crystal kunai, a small case filled with crystal necklaces, the sword, and a sake set for Tsunade. He walked around the corner and stowed them all away in a storage scroll, not wanting to walk around with things hanging off of him. Before he could even stand up, he was tackled to the floor and straddled by none other than Sasuke.

"Te-erm … Sasuke? … Sasuke what are you doing?" Naruto asked as he blushed and looked away from the proximity of Sasuke's face to his own.

"Shut up, I need your help and I need it now." Naruto raised an eyebrow but nodded none the less; he wasn't one who didn't help anyone, that was Sasuke, not him … well the Sasuke from his world anyway.

"Well what do you need?"

"The reason … the reason I've been chasing you … well, MY Naruto, is because … I want him. I want to ravish him and make him mine. So will you help me get him back?" Naruto stared for a long minute before he laughed and nodded, forcing his arms out of Sasuke's clutches and holding his sides together.

"Geez Sasuke, for a minute there I thought you'd have wanted me to kill someone. Of course I'll help you get your Naruto back. I have to go back anyway, there are a bunch of gifts I bought for a lot of people and I want to give them their gifts." Naruto said innocently as Sasuke smirked and nodded, wondering if the Sasuke from Naruto's world wanted this Naruto as he wanted his own Naruto.

"Then it's a deal, together you and me will find a way to get my Teme back. And in exchange, I'll make sure they won't dissect you like an alien." Naruto smiled and nodded; he didn't know what an alien was, but he sure as hell did know what dissect meant.

Woot, end xD … o. o?

Me: So that's it! … I kinda had a weird dream of switching spots with my sister and my parents were divorced and all. So I wanted to get that out, tell me what you think … though I won't update now, since I've surpassed my "in progress" limit, I still want reviews xD

Naruto: REVIEW PLEASE! :D

Me: I just realized … it's quiet in here without the others.

Naruto: Yeah … wanna go watch a movie?

Me: Yeah :D!