Well.
In response to "The Squirrel Apocalypse," a friend of mine told me that it's not really the squirrels, after all. It's really punk bunnies, in squirrel disguises.
Obviously, he is insane.
I mean, what kind of lunatic nutcase thinks that rabbits are dressing up as squirrels, to not only destroy mankind, but have it blamed on the squirrels?
But this got me thinking.
And, obviously, it's the *RABBITS* that are the insane ones. The bunnies are cute, and innocent.
However, they like to twitch their nose. And that scares me. Cuz if they keep twitching their nose at you, you might get an epileptic fit.
And that would be bad.
"But I love bunnies!" you might say.
Well, you wouldn't feel that way if it twitched it's nose at you, and gave you an epileptic fit!
"I! LOVE! BUNNIES!" you might retort.
Do you like epileptic fits?
I *THOUGHT* so.
Other than that, bunnies are cool.
But then they grow up to be punk rabbits that disguise themselves as squirrels... and that's bad.
There are rabbit gangs, you know.
Like "Ear Death" or "Flaming Puffy Tails" or "Razor Teeth." The most dangerous rabbit gang of all is called "The Twitchy Nose Killers."
The rabbit gangs break into grocery stores and steal all the carrots. And lettuce, too.
Plus, all the gangs go about shooting people with special guns that they hide in their ears. Ever wonder why rabbit ears are so big? They have guns in 'em, duh.
Anyway, so they go about shooting people. They're called "Bounce-By Shootings." That, or "Hop-By Shootings."
And you know what the *REALLY* horrifying thing about them is?
Their favorite show is Animorphs TV, on Nickelodeon. ::twitches::
See, I *told* you they were evil.
