DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN FURUBA! …. Yet..
I'll be writing a few of these 'Day in the life of' based on different characters, if you want to suggest who next, please comment!
This is completely random, no real particular writing style, please constructive criticism only, advice, suggestions on whose 'DAY IN THE LIFE OF' I should do next.
"FINE HATORI! If you're going to act like that I guess I have nochoice but to tell you about my day!" Akito yelled at Kureno.
"I'm Kureno, Akito, and I didn't say-"
"It started off simple…" Akito interrupted, going into the FLAHBACK mode.
I awoke to the sound of my Mickey Mouse clock singing 'It's a Small World After All.' Of course, I took this as a personal offense and smashed it with the Easy Bake Oven I stole from Yuki. After I bought a new clock off ebay, I decided I'd take a walk around the inner estate.
I took my time walking, tazoring anyone who dared to step too close to me. Eventually, my tazor's battery ran out and almost immediately a rocket crash landed in front of me. I soon discovered it was Kisa's and went to look for her. I followed a trail of marshmallows to the tiger's lair… er… house.
"I WAS NEARLY SQUASHED BY YOUR ROCKET!" I yelled, for I was, indeed, angry. She looked at me and said "I see my timid demeanor has yet to fool you, for you have discovered the criminal mastermind that is Kisa. Many have looked at me and thought me harmless, but you have found my true nature and for that… I commend you. More imaginary tea?" "Please."
After the tea party with Kisa, I decided I'd go back to my walk, but yet another distraction caught my eye. And that distraction was Momiji… wearing MY yellow raincoat! He claimed he needed it for yodeling because Haru was lost if he could here his voice, the cow would be able to follow it home. Just then Yuki ran up to us. "I HEARD THE YUKI CALL!" he exclaimed. "No, I'm looking for Haru." Momiji explained. "And you called ME to help!" Yuki cried. "No." Momiji shook his head. Yuki sighed and walked away.
Now Haru, who had actually been watching us from a tree, jumped down. "I heard the Yuki call." He explained.
So I stole Momiji's umbrella for revenge because he stole my raincoat and decided to pay a visit to Shigure.
Shigure welcomed me with open arms. Or so I had thought. No, he was actually waving his arms around screaming "FIRE!" That's when Yuki ran up to him "I heard the Yuki call!" he exclaimed. "NO THERE'S A FIRE!" Shigure screamed. "And you called me to help put it out!" "NO!" Yuki sighed. So then Hatori drove over. And since the seahorse/dragon is the master of the sea, he commanded a large wave of water to swamp the house.
He drove off once the water vanished so I let myself inside. When I entered, Kyo was literally screaming his head off. Apparently it was HIS umbrella I had stolen from Momiji. I put it in a closet for safe keeping then lied about having seen it.
"I NEED my umbrella to go to the Dojo! If I don't have it, a robber will steal my shoes!" This came as a shock for me as I have never known Kyo to wear shoes. Never the less, I went on to throwing a roll of toilet paper at him and ran into the kitchen, laughing manically, of course.
I decided it was a horrible mistake to run into the kitchen when I spotted Tohru. CLEANING. But not JUST cleaning, all the forest friends were helping her as she hummed a tune! Chipmunks washing dishes, squirrels dusting, DEER WASHING WINDOWS! It was JUST like a Disney movie!
If you recall, I'm not very happy with Mickey Mouse and his crew at the moment due to the alarm clock. So I pulled out my tazor but was all "duh! No batteries!" Before she had a chance to ask me if I'd seen Yuki's missing easy bake oven, I was off to Shigure.
I located him in the living room watching Dancing with the Stars. Before I was able to say anything, he swept me up into a waltz. Maby in his mind he thought he was a skilled Ballroom Dancer but the reality was quite the opposite. So, being the merciless killjoy that I am, I slapped him and told him he sucked. Then asked for batteries. He directed me to Kyo.
Kyo was on the roof draped in toilet paper. After tree failed attempts to climb up, I decided I didn't like heights. So I threw rocks at Kyo until he fell down. "Someday I'll find my umbrella, then I'll go to the dojo, and then I'll beat Y-" "I HEARD THE YUKI CALL!" Yuki cried from an open window. I threw a rock at him. He sighed and went away.
"Please continue." I told Kyo. "I'll beat Yuki and become NUMBER ONE of the Zodiac! ZING! Oh BUUUURN!" he cheered. "Very well. I am in need of batteries." I said. Kyo pointed me to Yuki's room.
I opened the door slowly. A crack of light from the hallway spread over Yuki. "Are you in need of The Yuki?" he asked. "Yes." I nodded. Yuki looked thrilled "What have you called The Yuki for?" "Batteries." I said. He looked as if he could cry. "I-I don't have any" I glared at him. "Oh, have you seen my Easy Bake Oven?" He asked. So I directed him to where I hid Kyo's umbrella.
I went into the kitchen and asked Tohru is she had any batteries. She nodded and led me to her room. Now, I had never seen her room before, and this was certainly not what I expected.
Strawberry Wallpaper- "Its Scratch and Sniff!" She explained. AND IT WAS! Strawberry curtains, posters of strawberries, strawberry pajamas laid neatly on her strawberry blanket covering her strawberry shaped bed. Strawberry figurines, strawberry mugs, IT WAS WORSE THEN YUKI'S OLD CHEESE OBESSION!
Finally, she handed me the batteries which had strawberry stickers on them. I put them in my tazor and tazored her.
"I HEARD THE YUKI CALL!" "So it was YOU who took my umbrella!" "What's wrong with my dancing!" I heard from down stairs. I decided I caused enough havoc and went back to the estate.
Unfortunately, Shigure called later and told me once Tohru had recovered, she did that thing she does where she talks like quotes you find in a greeting card and made everyone happy. I don't get greeting cards much…I wonder why…
Anyway, there was still the subject of Yuki's missing Easy Bake Oven, which I admitted I stole. When asked why, I said "Because if Yuki is already terrible at such minor tasks as making paper doors and wrapping bandages, he would have surely dropped and/or set it on fire!" I failed to mention I had used it to smash a clock.
Almost immediately following my telephone conversation, I heard a loud explosion. I looked out the window and spotted a soot covered Kisa running toward me "I miscalculated a bit; I was trying to send my teddy bear into space. Don't fret; it was only a quarter of my back lawn that got destroyed. My teapot and dolls are safe. I should rec-"
Hiro, Kagura, Rin, and Haru walked up. Kisa started to cry. "Haru-nii! Don't play with fireworks like that againg!" She sobbed. "You did this?" Hiro demanded. "…Did I…? I can't remember…" Haru said slowly. "How do you not remember destroying half my lawn!" Kagura and Rin looked at him. "… I'm Sorry…?" He said, confused. "Its okay, Haru-nii, I forgive you." "What and Angel!" Rin and Kagura squealed together, hugging Kisa.
Oh, but I know her true nature.
I went back to my room because I was quite tired, and noticed a package had arrived. I opened it up and looked at my new Kermit the Frog alarm clock. I set it for one minute because I wanted to hear the song. It began to sing 'Its Not Easy, Being Green.' "FOOL!" I screamed "YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT HARD BEING GREEN! Well try being GOD OF THE ZODIAC! You IGNORANT frog! You try controlling 13 animal transforming people! YOU HAVE IT EASY! YOU LYING IDIOT!" I grabbed the Easy Bake Oven and started to smash the clock.
"I heard the Yuki Call-" He stopped "MY OVEN!" Yuki grabbed the toy and ran off.
"And THAT, my dear Shigure, is how my day went." Akito finished. Kureno stared at him.
"I'm Kureno, Akito-san…" Kureno said gently.
Akito ignored him and bought a Hello Kitty alarm clock of ebay from guy in Idaho.
"Akito-san… did any of that really happen?" Kureno asked.
Akito sighed. "No, Ayame, none of that really happened…" he admitted.
"I'm Kureno."
"Very Well…"
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