It all began one month after Kick Buttowski, 21, and Kendall Perkins, 23, got married. They weren't exactly the best of friends in middle school, but that had changed a lot over the years, like when he turned 18 he was told by his 19 year old wingman Gunther Magnuson how much Kick and Kendall meant to each other so he looked her up and finally proposed to her, and 3 years later they became man and wife. And now, they were thinking of where to spend their honeymoon. They had bought themselves a nice house on the countryside of Mellowbrook were they could settle down and start a family. They were lying down snuggling on the couch in front of their big screen TV, watching a sappy romance drama movie. Suddenly, a voice on the tv said "we interrupt this sappy movie for a special bulletin", then a buff man dressed in a leather vest popped up and said:
Man on the tv: G'day mates, Jock Wilder 'ere! Come down to DestructoCon '23 this THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY!
Kick's eyes popped open and he jumped off the couch, knocking Kendall over.
Kick: Jock Wilder!
Kendall: Clarence, what's the big idea!?
Kick: H-huh? Oh, sorry about that, hon.
He helped her back on her feet, then he pressed his face against the TV, soaking up every word.
Jock on the tv: That's right! I, Jock Wilder will be 'osting this years DestructoCon in Hawaii!
Boom McCondor: (pushed him) Hey! Quit bragging!
Billy Stumps: That's enough boys, I'm the real host here!
Scarlett Rosetti: Step aside and let a woman handle this.
Boom: What woman!?
Jock: So come by and watch me eat a live crocodile!
Then they started fighting with each other, and the director yelled "Cut!" annoyed, then the movie continued but Kick was too pumped to watch it so he turned off the tv using the remote. He did his original pose and smiled with narrowed eyes.
Kick: I've got to go to that convent...I-I-I mean... (He noticed Kendall with her arms crossed) How you feel about a trip to Hawaii, my little Kendlie-poo?
Kendall: Oh no-no-no-no-no, we are not going to Hawaii just so you can go to some stupid demolition derby! But then again, I always wanted to go to Hawaii for my honeymoon. Alright then, just promise not to go to that show. I care about you a lot.
Kick: Alright, I promise.
He crossed his fingers behind his back but they were reflected in the mirror behind him.
Kendall: You sure you're not crossing your fingers right now? 'Cus I can see you.
Kick: They're not mine. See? Gunther gave me these finger-shaped scissors to cut out the traveller cheques.
Kendall: Hey neat! You go ahead and do that, sweetie, I'm just gonna call Julie and Haley and tell them that we're off.
They had bought a picture phone and plugged it into the tv, so Kendall dialed the number on the remote and then she could see Julie's house on the tv.
Kendall: (on the remote/phone) Hi Julie!
Julie: (on the phone) Hi Kendall! What's up?
Kendall: (on the remote/phone) I'm just calling to say that Kick and I are off on our honeymoon to Hawaii.
Julie: (on the phone) Aww, that sounds so romantic, can I please come with you?
Kendall: (giggle/on the remote/phone) That's sweet of you to ask, but we can only afford two tickets.
Julie: (on the phone) Choose me instead of Kick, then!
Kendall: (on the remote/phone) Jules, stop it! It's just going to be me and Kick on this trip.
Julie: (grumpy/on the phone) Fine. So, where are you calling from?
Kendall: (on the phone) Well, we have moved into our own country house, away from the cul-de-sac. And I'm calling you on our brand-new picture phone.
Julie: (on the phone) Oh I've heard about those! So you can see me? Can you see what I'm doing right now? (she waved her hand about)
Kendall: (waved back/on the remote/phone) Yes I see you, hi Jules.
Julie: (called Haley) Hales, come say hi to your stepsister! (Haley picked up the phone)
Haley: (on the phone) Hey Kendall, can you hear me? Mork calling Orson, come in Orson.
Kendall: (on the remote/phone) Yes Hales, I hear you loud and clear. I see you too.
Haley: (on the phone) If you can see me, then what am I doing now? (picks her nose and pulls out a booger)
Kendall: (on the remote/phone) Eewww, you just picked your nose, disgusting! You're not gonna eat that, are you?
Haley: (on the phone) Don't worry, I'll wash my hands later.
Kendall: (on the remote/phone) Whew, good. Well, I've gotta go now, the next plane leaves in 45 minutes. Bye!
Julie/Haley: (on the phone) Bye, Kendall! Have fun, you two!
Kendall hung up by turning off the picture phone, then she went into the kitchen to check on her husband.
Kendall: Honey, how are you doing?
Kick: Well, I found the cheques, but I couldn't tell the scissors from my own fingers and I kind of cut myself a little.
Kendall: (gasp) Aw, my poor baby biscuit! Does it hurt?
Kick: A little bit, yeah.
Kendall: How about now?
She kissed his wound with her smooth lips coated in cherry lipstick and Kick smiled at her.
Kick: Thanks, babe. I'm feeling a lot better now.
Kendall: (giggle) Good. Now hurry so we don't miss the flight.
All their friends and family were outside to wave them goodbye. Julie were still disappointed that she couldn't come with them. Kick and Kendall used Ol' Blue to get to the plane on time. Principal Henry, Ms. Chicarelli and Wade watched them board the plane.
Wade: You two have a good trip now, amigo and chiquita!
Henry: Don't forget you have a whole month of delayed homework waiting for you, Mr. Buttowski.
Chicarelli: Even if I despise you hooligans, I'm happy for you.
Kick: I guess it's like mom always said: Life is like a box of biscuits-
Kendall: -chocolate, honey. A box of chocolate.
Kick: Chocolate, where!?
