Inspired by this story I'm stalking reading.

This one in fact. /s/5911974/1/

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Sarah stretched and glanced to the side, her eyes going wide as she notices Aeris laying there beside her. She quickly rolls out the other side, thudding to the floor, bouncing up and running from the room.

Sarah: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Zack glanced up from the kitchen table, where he was munching on some captain crunch.

Zack: Didn't do what?

Sarah: Whatever it was I did!

Marlene and Denzel getting ready for school stumbled in and made their own bowls of cereal.

Marlene: So you did do it?

Sarah: NO. I DIDN'T!

Zack: Keep tellin' yourself that...

Sarah marched pouting to the living room, where she discovered Reno and Cissnei fighting over the Play Station controller, while Rude waited to start the game.

Sarah: Uhh...Not going to bother...

Stretching she decides it's not a bad idea to head outside for a walk to clear her head.
*poof she's dressed in her daily clothes*
She walks outside, to have Red XIII follow her, he too enjoying morning walks.
They walk around in silence before returning to the house, finding the living room in Chaos she goes off in search of Cissnei, Reno, and Rude.

Sarah: TURKS REPORT!

Tseng, Elena, and Rude appeared, but no Reno or Cissnei

Sarah: Where are they?

Rude: Who?

Sarah: I'll drop a billboard on you, WHERE IS RENO AND CISSNEI?

Elena: Er...um...

Rude: Shh!

Sarah: Look, it's for all of our own safety!

Tseng: Yes, *wise looking* Liiz shall be home soon.

Sarah: SO WHERE ARE THEY?

Reno sneaks past into the kitchen, she spots him and marches after.

Sarah: RENO! CLEAN. UP. YOUR. MESS!

Reno: *whiney* IT'S NOT JUST MINE!

Sarah: Turks! SOLDIERS!

Turks line up, Soldiers laze around.

Sarah: You all remember Liiz rightt?

Scared nods

Sarah: Do you want to be locked in the closet again?

Scared head shakes

Sarah: THEN CLEAN UP!

Rabid scrambles to clean the house. Sarah leans back on the kitchen counter, Aeris drowsely wonders into the kitchen for breakfast, Sarah sneakily disappears out back, to discover Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz plotting.

Sarah: What are you three up to?

KYL: Nothing!

Sarah: -_- Liars.

KYL: Nuhuh!

Sarah: I ain't stupid!

KYL: ....

Sarah: Alright, where's my billboard...

Kadaj: Oh fine!

Yazoo: We were going to--

Loz: Do something...

Sarah: I'll kill you.

Kadaj: fineeeee. *mumbles*

Sarah: What?

Kadaj: *mumbles*

Sarah: Kadajjj...

Kadaj: WE WERE GOING TO GET SEPHIROTH....

Sarah: -______- bad trio, TO THE CLOSET!

Zack: Liiz is home! *calls from back door*

Sarah: O______O;

TBC! :D