Chapter One: Morning Routine
Yelling. That was all i heard. 'Great way to start a morning…' I thought, pulling the covers over my head. This action was in vain, because they were pulled back. "Get up already!" I didn't reply, still a little fazed from the sudden movement. It only seemed to aggravate my sleep killer, because the sheets were ripped out from me, causing me to spin comically in the air, and land on my butt. "Ow, Nepu…" I said, rubbing my butt.
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Wait. Did i just say "Nepu"?
No later when this question was asked did i notice a floating figure looking down upon me. This figure had an odd sense of authority, I noted as I looked up at her. She was small, about a foot and a half tall, wore an accessory similar to a nurse's cap with a N logo on it, a purple dress, and a light blue tie. She hovered on a book, and had fairy-like wings on her back. "Neptune! I told you that you need to wake up much earlier than 1:00 in the afternoon!" Two problems with that statement. One, sleeping this late is a normal occurrence for me, and two, did she call me Neptune?
I glanced around, desperately trying to find my way out of this situation. My eyes went from under the girl, to my bed, and stopping at the door. Time to put my plan into action. I darted underneath the small girl, and when she started to give chase, i knocked over the pile of clothes blocking the easiest way to the door, which stalled her for a second, allowing me to leap over the bed and run out the door. For about two hours i was running with the girl on my tail. After that whole fiasco she somehow cornered me in my room again. "Nowhere to run now Neptune. Just get dressed and do your work and that'll be the end of it." My voice rang out, and not on my own accord. "Awwwwwwww, i don't wanna, Nepu!" There's that weird phrase again. "I don't want to hear it." "But Histoire-" "Now, please!"' After making sure i wouldn't just hop back into bed, Histoire left the room, leaving me to my thoughts.
'Hmm...i feel like i've seen her before...wait!' How could i have forgotten one of the main characters of my favorite game? But that still doesn't explain why she called me Neptune, or why she's even real in the first place! I thought about it some more, but it only gave me a headache. So, the only thing left to do was see why she thought i was Neptune. So, with that in mind, i walked over to the full size mirror. What i saw there shocked me, so much that i nearly fainted. Right there, in front of me, was a girl in an eggplant spotted set of pajamas. She had purple hair, cut at shoulder length, with many strands sticking up and some framing her face. To go along with that she has D-Pad controller clips. And yet, this girl was me. I blinked. I pinched. I slapped. But as much as i tried to wake up, there was no dream to wake up from. And this wasn't my body.
Koutetsu: Sorry it's so short! But i kinda wanted to load this thing up quickly, and my writing was rushed.
Souta: You suck. You rush stories only for it to never be seen. And plus, you never even mentioned my name!
Koutetsu: Shut up! You know nothing! And the name thing is a problem, yes, but i mentioned it in the summary and-
Souta: Not good enough
Koutetsu: *Covers his mouth with ducktape* -and if you let me finish, i was going to say Souta's will come up later. But the chapters are Souta's perspective, and no one would know his real name yet.
Neptune: What about me?
Koutetsu: Well, that's the thing! You'll hafta find out next chapter!
Souta: *Muffles* (Wrap it up)
Koutetsu: Yeah yeah, i got it! Alright, everyone, thanks for readin' my garbage, leave a review if you want, and remember to eat your flapjacks. Koutetsu, out!
Souta: *Rips tape* Weirdest outro ever
Koutetsu: Put that back on!
