ShayCommaCarly: any1 on?
SamP: yah
iCarlyTech: yep
SamP: ooh! a gramatical error from the technical weenie
iCarlyTech: grr! dont make me call off that free supply of steaks we got from ricky flame
ShayCommaCarly: guys! don't fight!
SamP: you wouldnt dare
iCarlyTech: try me
ShayCommaCarly: GUYS!
SamP: *yells a cuss word* your dead benson!
ShayCommaCarly: *screams bloody murder*
SamP: ok, ok. well stop fightin'
iCarlyTech: i guess you mean for now?
SamP: you know me 2 well, benson
Nevelocity has entered chat.
SamP: oh great. nubel is on
Nevelocity: i heard-i mean saw-that, sam
SamP: do i look like i care?
ShayCommaCarly: what do u want, nevel?
Nevelocity: the icarly url back
iCarlyTech: no way!
ShayCommaCarly: what? no!
SamP: no and bring momma some fried chicken
AggressiveMom has entered chat.
AggressiveMom: Hello Sam. Hello Carly. Freddie! Time for your tick bath!
iCarlyTech: MOM! y do i have 2 take a tick bath? ive never had ticks!
ShayCommaCarly: LOL! tick bath!
SamP: *busts out laughing*
Nevelocity: ha ha
SamP: no 1 asked u, nubel!
AggressiveMom: Samantha! Don't be rude. Who is the person with the chat name Nevelocity?
SamP: nevel papperman
Nevelocity: pappermen
SamP: whateves
ShayCommaCarly: *swallows a giggle*
iCarlyTech: you go, sam! no, really. go and never stop going!
SamP: LEMME AT HIM! *bangs on the bensons' door*
iCarlyTech: mom! dont open the door!
AggressiveMom: I'm not about to let Samantha Puckett in my apartment.
Nevelocity: i have to go.
AggressiveMom: I have to leave too. You need a tick bath, Freddie.
iCarlyTech: no, mom. i have no ticks! give 1 to sam!
SamP: good riddance!
Nevelocity has signed off.
AggressiveMom has signed off.
ShayCommaCarly: just the 3 of us.
SamP: yep
iCarlyTech: thank god!
SamP: well, i gtg. mom just walked in and shes drunk. i got to run her a bath. bye carls, bye el salvadork
SamP has signed off.
ShayCommaCarly: um, wow.
iCarlyTech: she called me el salvadork
ShayCommaCarly: oh, sam.
iCarlyTech: this is a little awkward
ShayCommaCarly: uh, yeah. a little.
ShayCommaCarly: wanna go 2 the groovie smoothie with me l8r?
iCarlyTech: sure! what time?
ShayCommaCarly: wanna go now?
iCarlyTech: kk.
iCarlyTech has signed off.
ShayCommaCarly has signed off.
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