Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN WHATEVER THESE CHARACTERS COME FROM UNLESS THEY ARE OF MY OWN CREATION!111ONEONEONE(thanks )

Chapter 1

The Beginnning

Kurai stared at the blank document on her computer. No ideas came to mind at all for her English story. Considering it was due on Monday (and it was Saturday) It was a big deal. It was also assigned two weeks ago. Every now and then, she would think of something, start typing, then forget where it was leading to. She usually had no problem with ideas because she wrote short stories all the time, today was one of those special exceptions. Finally, she'd had enough and she collapsed on her bed. If only she'd known about what was going on downstairs...

Damien sat in a chair, reading Krad's newest Homicidal Monthly. He heard a scream come from outside. Usually he wouldn't be the slightest bit curious but today, like for Kurai, was an exception. He glanced out and saw a strange sight.

"Tenkyo! Some kid's getting mauled by a turkey!" Damien called. It wasn't long before Tenkyo was there, recording it all. He'd waited for the longest time to send in a tape for the new show, Turkeys: Innocent Thanksgiving dinner, or a menace to society as we know it?.

Krad came in, wondering what all the commotion was about. "Who was screaming? And what about a turkey?" He asked Damien.

"Kid getting mauled by a turkey. Nothing out of the ordinary. Where's Dark?"

"Probably stalking Riku again, why?"

"Kurai said I can't detonate the bomb I put in his heart with innocent bystanders within a two mile radius of him."

"Why don't we just put him in the Fear Room?" Krad suggested as he tried to think of why Damien listens to a girl who wears a Santa hat and a tie every day... It would forever remain a mystery to him and everyone else.

NOTE: The Fear Room is, if you didn't know already, in Poker Night (my other fanfic). Krad got lost in it

"His only fear is being rejected by cute girls and marrying a fat old lady or the Towa no Shirube. Put Tenkyo in the room."

"Hey, you guys know where I can find a box to send this in? This is gonna be a hit."

"Yeah, in that closet there." Krad pointed to the Fear Room. "It's in there." As soon as Tenkyo opened te door, Krad pushed him in and locked the door. "Now how does this thing work? Kurai gave it to you so you should know, right?"

Damien got up and led Krad to a secret room that was next to the Fear Room. Inside was a control center for the room. "All of this controls the Fear Room. The manual got lost in the garbage disposal so you'll have to do without."

:FLASHBACK:

Damien started reading the manual for the Fear Room Kurai had just given him for is birthday. How did she even know it was is birthday? He never told anyone to the best of is knowledge, especially not her. If he'd told her, she would get him something. Well, he wasn't complaining, it was a neat present. Anyway, the manual wasn't making any sense. He'd recalled Kurai saying she didn't even bother with it but he couldn't remember why... 'This must've been why...' he thought. He eventually got too frustrated and threw the cursed book across the room. As luck would have it, it hit te big red button. The button, he soon found out, created a world so terrible that is oldest brother would surely burn and die in it. Then he thought of who his brother is...of course he would burn and die, he's Lucifer. He picked up the book and went to the kitchen to throw it away. When he did, it fell open at the bottom of the trash can and a pop-up figure of Barney came up and startled him. Angry, he turned on the disposal and shoved the book in it. By te way, it was hard to get Damien to show any emotion at all anyway so that gives you an idea of how upset he was.

:END FLASHBACK:

"So.. How does a cartoon world fit into this room?" Tenkyo was now in the cartoon world Krad had once been tormented in.

"The creator realized that a cartoon world only has two dimensions so it should, in theory, fit in a three dimensional world. She figured out how to put these worlds together by simply using a small enough room. If it was a large room, the cartoon world would be too small to put in it. She calculated the right size and it turns out, a closet would be perfect. And, since she put a two dimensional world into a three dimensional world, objects from this world, people included, could enter the cartoon world. Make sense?"

"The creator was a girl? Who was it?"

"You're friendly neighborhood demonic little Kurai." Damien mumbled.

"Wow, for someone so hyper all the time, she sure is smart. How did you know it was her who made this thing anyway?"

"I know everything about her." Damien said simply.

"What's Kurai's full name then?"

"She'd kill me if I even began to tell you..."

"So, is Kurai a nickname or something?"

"Something."

"Come on! You can tell me! I won't tell her you told me anything!" Krad pleaded. This would be itching at the back of his mind for eternity if he didn't find out.

"If I tell you, she'll know. That would result in her telling you something about me. I don't like people in my business so I'd then tell Dark something about you, then you'd tell Dark something about me then I'd tell Risa something about you. She'd tell Riku who'd, in turn, tell Dark and everyone would know something about everyone except Tenkyo. He's just a clueless blob usually."

The whole explanation threw Krad off a bit. "I guess you're not gonna tell me..." e went back to the tormenting of Tenkyo.

Meanwhile, Dark and Risa were at a little restaurant on the corner of Walnut Ridge and 23rd street. Riku watched in disguise to be sure Dark didn't do anything wrong. The two 'lovebirds' were sharing a chocolate shake. It was sickening. Riku was tempted to break a glass bottle over his head. Then a brick. Then a cement block. Then run over him in a car. Then a train. As she imagined all the horrible things she could do to him if he hurt her sister, Dark and Risa left. When she came out of her daze, she ran after them to follow but got lost.

"Lost again, Riku?" Daisuke laughed. "First a forest now a city? You need a tracking device don't you?"

"Where'd that pervert go with Risa?" Riku yelled.

"Dark went to take her home..." Daisuke said, hoping she wouldn't kill him for letting Dark take Risa on a date. "I promise Risa's okay. I will personally see that Mom kills him if he did something wrong..."

"Really? You'd do that?"

"Anything for you, just don't eat me..."

"What!"

"I said... sure, I'd do that."

Dark and Risa walked past a liquor store and heard the clerk and a customer arguing. It was a quite ridiculous fight actually.

"I know that you have seventy different kinds of beer, but that's not what I want."

"But sir, we don't have any, it's all gone."

"But why is the rum gone!"

Dark rolled is eyes, stupid drunks. They lie, steal, and cheat their way into things. Dark is only a klepto. He's was so much better than the drunks. Yeah, right.

At the end of the day, Risa was home safe, Tenkyo was out of the room, and Damien was happily away from everyone. Everyone was happy, except Kurai. She still had no idea what to write about.

Well, I guess I'll update it another day. It'll have more on what Tenkyo does in the Fear Room and stuff. Thanks for reading. Oh, if there's any spelling errors, I'll do my best to fix them quickly. Some would be dumb mistakes but others are because my H button works only when it wants to. It has a mind of it's own (and someone spilled smething on it ). Thanks again.

-Kurai