"Can you please tell me exactly why I'm here again?"

"For your annual check-up of course, dear."

Takumi Usui, as you probably expected, was now a doctor. His girlfriend, Misaki Ayuzawa, was currently sitting inside his office, completely unsure of the reason why he brought her here.

You know how Takumi is. Unpredictable and full of surprises- not to mention hot as hell.

Misaki's eye twitched at his response.

"Uh, Takumi, if I remember correctly, I had my 'annual check-up' like two months ago," she said, obviously not buying his dumb excuse.

Takumi internally cursed himself for not realizing she would catch on so fast- though on the outside, he looked calm and composed as always.

"With all these immigrants coming into the country, there's lots of new diseases coming in as well. Just want to make sure my Misa-chan's nice and healthy," he smoothly lied. Misaki, however, raised an eyebrow skeptically.

"Uh-huh…" she said sarcastically. "Why haven't I heard of these immigrants? I'm a diplomat, aren't I?" she inquired, crossing her arms across her chest impatiently. Takumi pressed his lips together so they formed a straight line.

"Alright, I'll tell you what," he began. She stared at him expectantly. "If you do this check-up, I won't make a single perverted remark for the next twenty-four hours." he offered. She tapped her chin in thought, before shaking her head.

"Make that the next forty-eight hours and you've got yourself a deal." she bargained. He chuckled at her attitude.

"Lets shake on it," he said, extending his hand out for a handshake. She stared at his hand for a few seconds, as if waiting for it to come out and attack her. "Come on, I don't bite," he smirked. She shot him a glare.

"You do bite. Do you know how much concealer I had to put on it this morning?!" she exclaimed, smacking his hand away. He whistled.

"High-fives work too, I guess. Shall we go now, Milady?"

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"Takumi, I'm positive that I don't need glasses." she sighed, tapping her foot against the floor impatiently. "Seriously, what are you trying to do? I don't see the fun in this," she inquired, glancing at a few cabinets.

"Misaki, relax. Just sit down for me please-"

"Do you swear that this is the last thing you'll make me do?" she asked, exasperated. "I was really looking forward to going home with you so maybe we could watch a movie together and cuddl-" she froze mid-sentence, realizing the words that just relentlessly spilled out of her mouth.

Glancing at her blonde haired boyfriend, she saw a smirk on his face.

"Hmm? Please do continue," he said, running his hand through his messy hair. Misaki's face turned a dark red.

"I-I w-wasn't saying anything…!" she quickly denied. Smooth, Misaki.

"If you say so~" he hummed, the same smirk still tugging on his lips. She buried her red face in her hands.

"I promise I'll make this hospital visit worth it." he said, nuzzling his face into her soft raven hair. She had absolutely no idea what he meant by that, but just his words and his voice reassured her.

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"Cover your left eye," he instructed her. Misaki brought her left hand up and blocked her eye. "Now, read the letters I point to." he explained. Misaki rolled her eyes, though only one was visible.

"Takumi, I've had check-ups before you weirdo. I know how they work." she said dryly. He chuckled.

"Of course honey. You're the smartest person I know," he said, picking up a stick-like object. Misaki sighed.

"Stop trying to flatter me idiot- it's not working." she deadpanned. Takumi simply shrugged.

"It was worth a shot," he grinned. She smiled at his childish response. Takumi pointed to a letter on the board which hung on the wall with his pointer object and looked at Misaki expectantly.

"C," she promptly replied.

"Good, and this one?" he asked, pointing to another.

"P."

"This one?"

"L."

"This?"

"E."

"This?"

"O."

"And…this one."

"T."

"Perfect," he said. She laughed at how doctor-like he seemed. She'd hardly be able to recognize him compared to his high school self.

"Now cover your right eye instead," he told her. She took her hand away from her left eye and shielded her right one instead. "Again, the same proced- what are you doing?" he inquired, raising an eyebrow. Misaki laughed at his expression.

"You look so serious," she noted, running her fingers through his messy blonde hair once more. His eyes widened, obviously caught off guard, though he quickly recovered and smiled down gently at his girlfriend.

Grabbing her hand, he pulled her forward as he bent down to her level and brushed his lips across hers gently. He smirked as she tried to press her lips against his but ended up stumbling forwards into his chest.

"What happened to not liking PDA?" he teased. Misaki frowned.

"Well, I don't," she said lamely. He waited for her to say more, but she only stood there, her arms now down at her sides.

"You don't?" he prompted. She rolled her eyes and shrugged.

"L-Let's just finish this appointment…" she grumbled, obviously embarrassed, as she placed her right hand back over her eye. Takumi chuckled.

"Yes yes, Misa-chan." he said. This time, Takumi lead her to a different board across the room. She figured it was because he didn't want her memorizing the letters and cheating. "Read this letter," he instructed, pointing at a letter with his pointer.

"M," she replied.

"This one?" he asked. This time she could see a smile break out onto his face. Confused as to why he was grinning like an idiot, she raised an eyebrow.

"A," she said, though hesitantly. Takumi seemed to notice this and put his impassive façade back on. Misaki frowned. She liked seeing him smile- not that she would ever admit it.

"Here?"

"R."

"This?"

"R."

"And this one?"

"Y." she said absentmindedly, as she brought her left hand up to her face to itch just above her eyebrow. Takumi smirked. Boy, was she in for a real surprise.

"Okay. This?"

"M."

"And this." he concluded, pointing to a small letter.

"E." she responded, bringing her hand down from in front of her right eye. "Okay, we're done, ri-" she began, but suddenly froze. Takumi smiled. She realized it.

"Did you just…" she gasped. Takumi nodded, as he got down on one knee. Pulling out a velvety maroon ring case, he opened it and faced it towards her. Misaki cupped her hands over her mouth.

"Yes, I did just propose to you in a hospital," he chuckled, as if reading her thoughts. "With that said," he started. "Misaki Ayuzawa, ever since the day I met you in the alleyway behind Maid Latte-"

"Yes," she interrupted him. He raised an eyebrow in confusion. "I-I'll marry you…!" she exclaimed, sinking down onto her knees and hugging him tightly. He smiled, hugging her back and clicking his tongue playfully.

"So impatient. You didn't even let me finish my proposal," he laughed. She blushed.

"W-Well, that's your fault," she murmured.

"How so?" he inquired. She occupied herself with tracing random shapes on his back.

For being so irresistible. "'Cause you're a perverted alien, that's why," she replied. He laughed once more at the nickname she'd been calling him since high school.

"You didn't even let me put the ring on your finger, though," he pouted. She smiled genuinely and held out her left hand for him.

He pulled out the gold band out of the case and slipped it onto her finger.

"There we go. I hereby pronounce you Misaki Usui," he declared. Misaki rolled her eyes at that, but couldn't fight the smile that refused to leave her face.

"You make it sound like you're crowning the new queen," she laughed. "Besides, we're not even married yet, so technically I'm not an Usui yet." she said. He smirked.

"You will be in a couple weeks," he stated. Misaki's eyes widened.

"Wait, hold up, we're getting married in two weeks?!" she exclaimed. He nodded, while she simply smoothed down her raven locks and let out yet another laugh.

"You really are an alien, aren't you?" she questioned.

"Yes, but you love this alien, don't you?" he asked right back. She crinkled her nose in fake disgust, but the wide grin on her face gave it all away.

"That I do."

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Okay, so this is going to be a compilation of requested one-shots, so basically just review whatever you want one of the chapters to be and I'll get to it sometime!

This was the first chapter because y'know, you can't post a huge A/N. Besides, I was gonna write this as a separate one-shot but it's kinda short so I just used this as the first chapter~

P.S. Lady Stradivari, please bake that sachertorte soon~ I'll be expecting it around next Monday so chop chop get to work