Complete and Utter Randomness

Summary: When one thing happens, the Masaki house ends up in completely random (and great, I might add) movies, songs, TV shows, and music videos.

AN: I do not own any part of the Tenchi Muyo franchise. The only parts of the story that I own are the rights to the story and the situations that I put the characters in.

Washu starts walking out of the lab, sees everyone watching TV.

Washu: Hey guys! I just finished my universal remote that can control everything in the house!

Tenchi: Whatever…

Washu presses a button, and everyone is sucked into the TV

Ryoko: WASHU!WHAT DID YOU F UP THIS TIME!

Washu: GAH!(runs away)

Tenchi notices they're somewhere familiar to him

Tenchi: Woohoo! We're in Cirque Du Soleil!

Ryoko: Wha?

Tenchi: Washu, Ryoko, climb those ropes. You'll see.

Washu and Ryoko follow Tenchi's commands.

Ryoko: NOOO! Not this! I'm too young to die!

Tenchi: Yes, this is this, and you're 5000 years old for god's sake!

Ryoko: But Washu's 20,000!

Sasami: Quit being such a crybaby!

Washu and Ryoko perform routine.

Washu: Now to change the channel…

The environment around the group changes, and they're all nude. Ayeka puts her hand over Sasami's eyes

Ryoko: I could live with this!

Washu: You could, but you won't. (changes channel)

Ryoko is dressed as a hamburger, Ayeka is a strawberry, Tenchi is a slice of pizza, Washu is an ear of corn, Ryo-ohki is a carrot, and Mihoshi, Kiyone and Sasami are screaming fans.

Ryo-ohki: MIYA! (Translated as Yaay!)(Starts eating her costume)

Tenchi: there's two bad parts to this…one, we're in food costumes. Two, I CAN"T SING!

Washu: Why does that matter?

Tenchi: WE'RE IN A GOOD CHARLOTTE MUSIC VIDEO!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Washu changes the channel (again)

Ryoko is Anime Ami, Ayeka is Yumi, Tenchi is Kaz, Sasami is Starfire, Mihoshi is Raven, Ryo-Ohki is Beast boy, Washu is Cyborg, and Kiyone is Robin

Tenchi: Yaay! We're on Cartoon Network!

Kiyone: (Looks in pants) NOOOOOO! I'm a man!

Ryoko: NOOOO! My hair is pink!

Ayeka: NOOOO! I'm punk!

Ryo-Ohki: (changes into elephant) MIYA! Meow meow me-ow! (NOOOO! I'm fat!)

Washu changes channel

Everyone is in tights and tight shirts in a wrestling ring

Washu: AAAAAAHHH!(changes channel)

Everyone is a teddy bear with a picture on their chest

Everyone except Washu: CHANGE THE F CHANNEL WASHU!

Washu: FINE! (changes channel)

Everyone is a Family Guy character.

Ryoko: Gigity Gigity goo!

Tenchi: (runs away)

Ayeka (dressed in Peter's clothes): Nyahahahahaha…goo.

Washu presses TV/Video button, everyone becomes Sonic Characters

Ryoko: (looking like Rouge) Finally…something I can live with…

Ryo-Ohki: (dressed as eggman) MIYA! Meow me-ow! (NOOOO! Not again!)

Washu goes to the Addams Family movie

Ryoko: (dressed as Wednesday Addams) Ayeka…do you want to play a game? (points at an electric chair)

Ayeka: (dressed as Pugsley Addams) what game? (Hops into electric chair)

Ryoko: (strapping Ayeka into the electric chair) it's called "Is there a god?" (Turns on electric chair)

Washu: Finally! The "Pull everyone except TV characters and people that have just been put into an electric chair by a person dressed as Wednesday Addams and was stupid enough to let him or herself be killed due to electric shock" button. How convenient. (Presses button)

Tenchi: What happened to Ayeka?

Washu points at button

Tenchi: Oh.

END!

Seth (author): Hope you had fun reading this, 'cuz I had fun writing it!

Washu: Pass the popcorn! It's starting

Seth: Washu…you're an idiot you know that? It already ended!

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