Complete and Utter Randomness
Summary: When one thing happens, the Masaki house ends up in completely random (and great, I might add) movies, songs, TV shows, and music videos.
AN: I do not own any part of the Tenchi Muyo franchise. The only parts of the story that I own are the rights to the story and the situations that I put the characters in.
Washu starts walking out of the lab, sees everyone watching TV.
Washu: Hey guys! I just finished my universal remote that can control everything in the house!
Tenchi: Whatever…
Washu presses a button, and everyone is sucked into the TV
Ryoko: WASHU!WHAT DID YOU F UP THIS TIME!
Washu: GAH!(runs away)
Tenchi notices they're somewhere familiar to him
Tenchi: Woohoo! We're in Cirque Du Soleil!
Ryoko: Wha?
Tenchi: Washu, Ryoko, climb those ropes. You'll see.
Washu and Ryoko follow Tenchi's commands.
Ryoko: NOOO! Not this! I'm too young to die!
Tenchi: Yes, this is this, and you're 5000 years old for god's sake!
Ryoko: But Washu's 20,000!
Sasami: Quit being such a crybaby!
Washu and Ryoko perform routine.
Washu: Now to change the channel…
The environment around the group changes, and they're all nude. Ayeka puts her hand over Sasami's eyes
Ryoko: I could live with this!
Washu: You could, but you won't. (changes channel)
Ryoko is dressed as a hamburger, Ayeka is a strawberry, Tenchi is a slice of pizza, Washu is an ear of corn, Ryo-ohki is a carrot, and Mihoshi, Kiyone and Sasami are screaming fans.
Ryo-ohki: MIYA! (Translated as Yaay!)(Starts eating her costume)
Tenchi: there's two bad parts to this…one, we're in food costumes. Two, I CAN"T SING!
Washu: Why does that matter?
Tenchi: WE'RE IN A GOOD CHARLOTTE MUSIC VIDEO!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Washu changes the channel (again)
Ryoko is Anime Ami, Ayeka is Yumi, Tenchi is Kaz, Sasami is Starfire, Mihoshi is Raven, Ryo-Ohki is Beast boy, Washu is Cyborg, and Kiyone is Robin
Tenchi: Yaay! We're on Cartoon Network!
Kiyone: (Looks in pants) NOOOOOO! I'm a man!
Ryoko: NOOOO! My hair is pink!
Ayeka: NOOOO! I'm punk!
Ryo-Ohki: (changes into elephant) MIYA! Meow meow me-ow! (NOOOO! I'm fat!)
Washu changes channel
Everyone is in tights and tight shirts in a wrestling ring
Washu: AAAAAAHHH!(changes channel)
Everyone is a teddy bear with a picture on their chest
Everyone except Washu: CHANGE THE F CHANNEL WASHU!
Washu: FINE! (changes channel)
Everyone is a Family Guy character.
Ryoko: Gigity Gigity goo!
Tenchi: (runs away)
Ayeka (dressed in Peter's clothes): Nyahahahahaha…goo.
Washu presses TV/Video button, everyone becomes Sonic Characters
Ryoko: (looking like Rouge) Finally…something I can live with…
Ryo-Ohki: (dressed as eggman) MIYA! Meow me-ow! (NOOOO! Not again!)
Washu goes to the Addams Family movie
Ryoko: (dressed as Wednesday Addams) Ayeka…do you want to play a game? (points at an electric chair)
Ayeka: (dressed as Pugsley Addams) what game? (Hops into electric chair)
Ryoko: (strapping Ayeka into the electric chair) it's called "Is there a god?" (Turns on electric chair)
Washu: Finally! The "Pull everyone except TV characters and people that have just been put into an electric chair by a person dressed as Wednesday Addams and was stupid enough to let him or herself be killed due to electric shock" button. How convenient. (Presses button)
Tenchi: What happened to Ayeka?
Washu points at button
Tenchi: Oh.
END!
Seth (author): Hope you had fun reading this, 'cuz I had fun writing it!
Washu: Pass the popcorn! It's starting
Seth: Washu…you're an idiot you know that? It already ended!
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