Chapter One: The World Meeting

"Dude, I think that the world confrence can conviene!" America yelled, capturing the attention of many countries (the ones that actually turned around to face the loud girl was Belgium, Sweden, and Finland). "Solving the world's problems by talking exessively! No matter how hard the problem might seem, we can solve it wth enough meetings and photoshop! Feel free to to express your opinion while protecting your chances for re-election!"

"I'll go first. About the whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we should be ok if we engineer a super hero and have her protect the Earth I give you the Super Hero Global Girl!" America shouted at the world.

"I agree with Miss America," Japan said. America beamed at her.

"Dammit, if your global-hero-whatever the fuck it is crosses Swiss territory, your ass is mine!" the peaceful country of Switzerland threatened, taking out a pistol she had (somehow) snuck through security.

"Stupid, there is no way a super hero would help global warming," England voiced, sipping her tea in her most "ladylike" matter.

"If America and Britain disagree, how can I be so sure?" said France. The other countries could've sworn that they saw glittery roses appear behind her.

America and England went over to her with America poking and England hitting the Frenchie.

Meanwhile, China was watching the argument between France and England turn into a full-out chick fight, with America just watching and laughing. "Ai ya, western nations are so immature, I doubt they ever work together. I will have to resort to my final option." China sighed exasperated. She pulled out some Chinese candies. "Would you like to sample some chinese pastry treats?"

France and England continued fighting. "IT'LL JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE!"

Spain watched the chaos and turned to Russia. "Russia, why don't you say something? They'll stop fighting if you step in," she said to the russian.

Russia didn't bat an eye at the Spaniard. "What? Why me?" She gestured at a depressed Lithuania. "I want to see when Lithuania will come crawling back. And Latvia will be right behind," Latvia, the poor girl, was crying as she was threatened by a loyal Belarusian man.

"You're so tough, next you'll pick a fight with Haiti." Russia turned to Estonia and started to kol.

Amidst the chaos, Greece slept. Germany was becoming angry. This was the last straw.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" she screamed, catching the attention of many countries (except Greece. She was still sleeping...). "IF WE KEEP ON FIGHTING, WE WON'T GET ANYTHING DONE! EIGHT MINUTES TIME FOR EACH COUNTRY! ANY OBJECTIONS?" she yelled. Everyone went silent and didn't raise their hand. They did not want to get in the way of a PMSing German. Someone raised her hand.

"Germany recognizes her friend Italy!" She said, pointing at the Italian girl to let her speak.

Instead of sharing her opinion of how they should stop global warming, Italy yelled out, "PASTAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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End of chapter one! I love Nyotalia, and I just had to make this! I checked and it seems that nobody tryed to do this, so I just had to! Ok, please give me reviews so I know that this isn't crap :)