Naruto turned to look at the person behind of him.

He then started snickering when he saw who it was.

"Back for more?" he chuckled out

The person behind to him muttered out something.

"What was that?" Naruto held a hand to his ear

Naruko had a scowl on her face.

"Tou-san made trying to capture you a training mission for Konoha."

Naruto quirked an eyebrow.

"And does the fact that I'm a missing-nin not bother anyone?" he asked

Naruko gritted her teeth together in anger, before shoving a Bingo book into her brother's face.

Naruto squinted at the book trying to read it's contents.

Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze: The Golden Asshole

Rank: S class

Age: 14-16

Affiliation: None

Description: Son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, ran away from home to become a missing nin. As a missing nin he has not killed any other ninja. Instead he likes to embarrass ninja from all over the nations and film them or take photos on camera.

In all of the hidden villages, there are billboards with said photos and a movie theater to play the movies. The billboard and movie theater are indestructible and are covered in seals to protect it. Not even Jiraiya the Sannin can get rid of them.

On the bright side, his actions brought attention from all over and improved the economy of all 5 great nations and tightened their security. His actions even improved relationships between villages when ninja work together to try and catch him.

On the side there was a picture of Naruto with a cheesy grin on his face.

Naruto smiled at Naruko.

"You still mad at me for taking your underwear and sharing it with Konoha?"

Naruko shrieked, and stomped her feet.

"I've never been more embarrassed in my LIFE!"

Naruto scratched his chin.

"But your fan boys seemed to like it." he nodding his head

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Naruko lashed out at Naruto

He blocked the punch with one hand and wagged his finger with the other one.

"Maa, Naruko, is that how you treat your brother? Shame on you."

The girl growled before chucking several kunai and shuriken at him.

Naruto plucked them out of the air with practiced ease before stashing them in his pouch.

He then bowed to Naruko.

"Thanks! I was running low on those!"

Naruko responded with a wind jutsu.

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Naruko was walking home with a pretty bad mood.

She had an afro, torn up clothing, and a sticker on her forehead that said: I got f**ked over by Naruto!

She glared to the side of her, where Naruto was walking beside her, petting a video camera affectionately.

Naruko let out a frustrated groan," Why can't you act like a normal neglected child who ran away from home?"

Naruto laughed at that waving his hand lazily.

"Where's the fun in that?" he asked before continuing on

"If I did that, there would be emotional drama, some stupid ass speech of how I got neglected, and me having a girlfriend nobody knows or likes." he explained

"The thing I'm doing is WAY more fun!" Naruto said

He tilted his head "Don't you agree?"

Naruko looked away with a huff.

Naruto looked at his camera with glee.

"I'll be honest Naruko, what I did with you was pretty tame compared to some other stuff I did." Naruto admitted

She growled at her brother gesturing to herself.

"How is this tame."

"Well…"

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Naruto peered down the cliff he was standing on.

He smiled when he saw who was down there.

He unzipped his pants and started to urinate.

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Hidan felt something hit his head.

He looked up and…

"WWAAAAAGHGHGH" he gurgled out

"WAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed

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Naruto grinned at his gagging sister.

Naruto held up a flash drive.

"Hehe, I'll call it the Akatsuki version of my series!"

Naruko deadpanned at her gross brother.

"You have have a series?"

Naruto nodded sagely

"Yeah! I'm pretty good right now! Almost as good as Yukie Fujikaze!"

Naruko scoffed, "Yeah right."

"Really!" her brother assured

"Hey!" someone called out

Both blondes looked in the direction of the voice.

They saw a random generic person walking up to them.

"Are you Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze?" he asked

"Yeah..."

"I'm such a huge fan of yours!"

"Really?"

The fan nodded.

Naruto chuckled

"Well..." The missing-nin pulled out a t-shirt and handed it to the guy

The fan ran off hugging the shirt close to his chest.

Naruko pinched the bridge of her nose.

"You have merchandise?"

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Of course I have merchandise! So…" he looked at Naruko

"What was it about not being famous?"

Naruko tched," Yeah, it was only one person-"

"HEY LOOK! IT'S NARUTO UZUMAKI NAMIKAZE!" someone yelled out

A huge crowd came.

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The brother of the pair ruffled his sister's hair.

"Ahh… Naru-chan-"

Naruko batted away the hand and scowled," Don't call me that."

"-you should never doubt your Onii-chan!" he finished

"I don't get why you're so mean, even Yang Kurama likes me!"

Naruko growled, "My Kurama keeps complaining about how inferior I am to you!"

"Well, you kind of are-"

The kunoichi chucked a kunai at him.

Naruto caught it and stashed it in his pouch, infuriating his sister more.

"Oh look we're here!" he pointed towards the village

When they finally arrived, Izumo and Kotetsu just sighed waving them.

Apparently they didn't care that a missing nin was walking in their village.

Naruto handed off his camera and flash drive to his editor stationed in Konoha, and pinned his photos to the pin board.

"Well Naruko I guess this is goodbye!" he said

Naruko flipped him off.

Naruto pretended to be offended.

"Naruko! You should really try to be nicer to me! We only see eachother every other Monday! We should cherish our time together!"

Naruko tightened her fist.

"Anyway, I guess I should give you a goodbye gift!" he said cheerfully

"What goodbye-"

Naruto ripped off what was left of her shirt.

"HEY!" He screamed out "OVER HERE!" he hollered

Naruto then swiftly left.

"NARUTO!" she shrieked

Distant laughter was heard.