Invader Moon

disclaimer: Ok, here we go! I do not own Sailor V, that belongs to Naoko Takeuchi. I do not own Sailor Moon, that ALSO belongs to Naoko Takeuchi. And Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vaquez!

A/N: You know when you just get those weird ideas? Anyways, this is a result of my two favorite things. I tried to keep this humorous, but still get the point across!


Gaz strode down the busy city sidewalk. Even if it was about five, and many people were leaving their grueling lives of sitting in computer chairs, there were few people on the street. Or at least Gaz's side of the street, the other side was full of business suits, briefcases, skateboards, and some baby carriages. There were even some cars. Yet, the violet haired girl didn't notice, she continued her journey towards the mall, never once stopping or moving aside.

As Gaz walked into the large air conditioned main chamber of the mall. There were dim lights, and everything was washed over in blue. She walked over to the video game store, and opened one eye, looking around. A few smarter kids, or the ones that had delt with Gaz before, dropped their games and ran out of the store crying. Now, it was only Gaz and some teenage boys in the store.
A stocky boy, wearing a black T-shirt and some kind of marine haircut started snickering. "Hey, dudes, look at the little girl. Think she got lost, I mean, they don't sell Barbies in here." He said this loud enough for Gaz to hear. "Little giiirl, the toy store is on the OTHER side of the mall."
The group of boys around him started to snicker, but were cut off when there was a loud creak and bang. The boy that had been making cracks about Gaz, now had a whole rack of video games on top of him.

Gaz smirked, and turned her amber eyes a different direction. She made her way up to the front counter, and looked at the many posters on the back wall, scanning for some kind of new game. The clerk looked down at her, his shock of red hair covering up his eyes, "may I help you?"
Gaz flinched at the raspiness of his voice, "you better be able to. What are the newest games that have come out?"
The clerk straightened himself out, "well, do you have Vampire Piggies Avenger?" "In 3 languages..." Gaz replied, boredly looking at her money.
"Um, how about Dominatax 2000?" The clerk tried. "Got it...."
The clerk let out an irritated sigh, and started rambling off many video game names. Gaz finally interrupted him, irritably, "look, I wanted the NEWEST thing. I do not have to sit here, wasting my TIME listening to your annoying voice go over OLD games."
The clerk blinked, though Gaz couldn't see it, "well, we do have this new game. It's not supposed to be let out unt-" "Then that is the game I want."
The clerk turned around, and seemed to be opening a small door. Gaz crossed her arms and waited, looking back at the fallen video case every once and awhile. The boy's friends were trying to push the case up off of him, though they were all pushing at different times so it wasn't moving. Finally, the red haired clerk turned around and placed a small game box in front of Gaz.
Gaz picked up the shiny silver box and studied it. A red stripe went across the right hand side, where it had the words 'Sailor V: Battles with Dark' in yellow. In the center was a large picture of a olive skinned girl. She had red eyes and dark blue hair, which a large red bow in it, and was wearing some kind of blue sailor collar with a large red bow, and large shoulder pad looking things. Over her red eyes were a large pair of fancy red goggles.
Gaz blinked, "what do you do in this game, anyways?"
The clerk sighed, "you play as the newest smash super hero, Sailor V, and defeat all the evil dark things and stuff. Now, take it or leave it?"
Gaz placed the money she had on the counter, grabbed the box, and walked towards the exit of the store. As she passed the group of boys, there was another thud, as the video case they had almost pushed up fell back down.

The door slammed behind Gaz, as she walked into her house. The dim living room's walls flashed as the TV screen flickered images of different ghost pictures. The violet haired girl walked over to the couch, and sat down. On the table was her gameslave 2, in perfect condition, she reached for it. "Where have you been?"
Gaz recoiled, hoping everything would have gone in peace, "I was getting a new video game."
"You know, dad doesn't like you going to the mall by yourself..."
Gaz glanced at her older brother, who was talking to her, but still staring at the TV, "just shut-up and let me play my game without your annoying inquiry!" With that, Gaz grabbed the game box out of her pocket, ripped open the top, and placed the cartridge into the GS2.
The opening screen showed the same girl that it had on the box, and the words "Sailor V" slid across the screen. Gaz went through the options, chose start, and then went through the introduction. Finally, Gaz started on the first level, as Sailor V. She made the character walk down the street, when some kind of large cat thing jumped out at her. Gaz pressed the buttons, trying to make Sailor V attack, but the cat jumped on her first. With a frustrated growl, Gaz tried again, and again, and again.

One hour later, Gaz made it to the second level. Dib popped back onto the couch, holding some popcorn, "new Mysterious Mysteries on tonight!" The theme music to his favorite show started. Gaz ignored it, like she always did, until she heard a familiar name. "Sailor V, friend or foe? Human or alien? Immortal, or mortal. Tonight we will look into all the mysteries that surround this new super hero, on Mysterious Mysteries.
Gaz saved her game, and turned to watch the T.V. She didn't know why, but something had told her to. The show went over many theories about Sailor V, and gave some basic info. One hour flew by, and before Gaz knew it the show was over. Dib blinked,"she looks familiar."
Gaz let out an annoyed grunt, then got up from the couch, "I'm going to bed. Do not touch my gameslave" And with those last peaceful words, Gaz headed down a hall to her room.

Under the purple covers, Gaz slept peacefully. Her usual dreams of slaying Vampire Piggies had been replaced. Now, she was Sailor V. Walking down the street, she was holding a huge sword. Gaz looked around, looking for the monster. There was a scream, and the familiar cat monster jumped at her, Gaz thrusted her sword into the monster, and it disappeared. She saw her brother chained to a wall. Zim's annoying robot dog thing was also there, it was singing. "Doom doom doo doom doom."
Gaz slowly opened her eyes, and saw a blurry shape. As things came into focus, Gaz almost screamed. There was Zim's robot, sitting at the end of the bed, singing. He was in his dog costume, but it looked like he had glued a large crescent moon cut out onto his head. "Doo, hiiiiii!" It squealed.
"What are YOU doing here?" Gaz hissed, sitting up.
"I was supposed to be looking for you, so I could give you something!"
"Why were you looking for me?"
GIR had currently opened his head, and was digging around in it. He pulled something out of it, then closed his head. "I have to look for you, beecause you are Sailor Moon!"
Gaz blinked, then rolled over and closed her eyes. "You have to protect the innocent from all the dark powers!" GIR continued, "and I have something fooor you!"
Gaz turned over, "what is it?" GIR opened his paw and showed her a small brooch. It was yellow, with four blue, green, red, and orange circles surrounding it. Gaz didn't know why, but she reached for it.
"Now, all you have to do is....um.....Say Moon Prisim Power Make-up!"
Gaz closed her mouth, but the words came naturally, "Moon Prisim Power Make-UP!"
She was surrounded in multi colored lights. The lights faded, and Gaz gasped. She was wearing a white leotard, that ended in a pleated blue skirt. Then, she had the blue sailor collar with a red bow on her chest, with the brooch in the middle. Red goggles were on her eyes. White rolls were on her shoulders, and red rolls showed the beginning of long white gloves. She was wearing large red boots, with small moon symbols on the top, and last, a large gold tiara was on her head, with a red gem in the center.
Gaz turned to GIR, fire in her eyes. "Did you KNOW that was going to happen?"
"No...Wait, yes!" GIR giggled, "I already said you were the champion of justice, Sailor Moon!"
Just before Gaz had time to say something, a picture started playing in her goggles. The movie showed a girl struggling while some green lady with red hair choked her.
"GIR, why is there a movie playing in my goggles?" Gaz demanded.
"That's your enemy, you have to beat them and save the innocents!" GIR squeeled.
"Can I get out of this costume thing if I do?"
"I dooon't know!"
"Fine! I guess I'll go and save the innocent."


The girl struggled against the witch, "let me go! Help! HELP!" The witch just cackled,"you think anyone can hear you?"
"Hey, you! Get your hands off of her, right now!"
The witch turned around and saw Gaz, glaring at her. "And who are YOU?"
GIR pounded his head against the wall, pointing at the crescent symbol on his head. Gaz sighed, she might as well milk this for all its dramatic worth, "I am, Champion of Justice, Protector of Innocent, and Player of Games, Sailor Moon!" She posed with her hands in love symbols crossed.
"And?" The witch asked.
"I will destroy you."
The witch cackled, and raised her hand. People started coming into the store, "destroy this annoyance, slaves."
Gaz growled as the zombie like people started to smother her as the circled her. Gaz's eyes flew wide open as one lunged at her with a glass bottle. She rolled over the floor and into a corner, her knees scraped up. "GIR, what do I do!" There was no reply.
Gaz started to feel anger, it built up inside of her. Suddenly, the witch and the zombies started to shake. Gaz saw GIR bounce off of a few of there heads, and he landed in front of her, upside down. "Your tiara is sending out waves of anger in high pitched squeals!" GIR said, "but, you need to take the tiara off, and yell Frisbee!"
Gaz pulled off the tiara, "Moon Frisbee!" She flung it at the witch.
The tiara spun and hit with deadly accuracy, splitting the witch into two. She burst into dust, and disappeared, while all her zombie friends fell to the floor, no longer under a spell.
Gaz sighed, and leaned against the wall. "Well, that was an interesting show, though I wish you had hit a few humans" Gaz looked up and saw a figure in the door. Wearing a black shirt, black pants, boots and gloves, they also had a large cape and were wearing a white mask. "Anyways, I hope to see you again, Sailor Moon." With that, the figure disappeared.
"Who was that?" Gaz asked. "The funky chicken!" GIR replied.
"I'm going home now." Gaz replied.
"Wait for mee!" GIR squeeled, following after Gaz.
"Shouldn't you go back to Zim's?"
"Maaaybe."
"AGH! LEAVE!"
"Whyy?"
Gaz growled, then lost her menacing look, "hey GIR, how do I de-transfrom or whatever?"
GIR jumped up and pressed her brooch, causing Gaz to change back into her normal clothes.
"Ok, now you can leave."
This argument continued all the way to the Membrane household.


Tune in for the next chapter of Invader Moon! 'Invader Mercury'