Hello! This is a crossover between Haruhi, Full Metal Panic, Clannad, and Gundam Wing!

AND I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!


Kaname: Look, you hold your Harisen (Paper Fan) in a batting stance, and you swing starting with your shoulder and elbow towards your target, and then turn your wrist!

Relena: Ah...*picks up the harisen* Hyaa!

Duo Maxwell: Hey Heero! How y-

WHAP!

Relena: SORRY!!!

Kaname: No!!! You only hit him in the stomach! You have to hit him somewhere that makes him fly over the room into a wall!

Haruhi: Yeah, watch this! Kyon, come here, NOW! You have 1 second to get over here, you're late!

Kyon: *turns around* Huh?

Haruhi steals the fan from Relena,

WHACK!

Kyon: OW!

WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK!

Kyon: OW! Cut it out! What's wrong wit-

WHAM! CRASH!

Kyou: Geez, so annoying with his blabbing...

Kyon: AHHHHH!!!

Kyon flies out a window with a dictionary in his face.

Haruhi: Nice!

Kaname: *Ahem* Continuing on... Sousuke! HELP!!!

BOOOM! There is an explosion and Sousuke comes in with 2 pistols with him.

Sousuke: Kaname! Are you alright? What's wro-

WHAM! CRASH!

Sousuke flies into, and through the wall into Relena.

Relena: HEY!

WHAP! WHAPPIDYWHAPPIDYWHAP!

Sousuke: Ow...

Kaname: Nice one! Your learning!

Heero: Relena, are you alrig-

WHACK!

Heero flies into the newly arrived Kyon, who had just managed to walk back up to the 27th floor.

Kaname: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO TALK! Anyways, here's a practice target for you...

Kaname picks up Sousuke's communicator and attempts her "Sousuke" voice.

Kaname: *Ahem* Red Alert! Red Alert! Uruz-6 do you copy? Please come in!

Kurz: This Uruz-6! Uruz-7, what's the situation?

Kaname grins evilly and says: The Ice Cream Truck is getting away! Miss Chidori has been captured!

Kurz: WHAT? Aw geez, I thought you were better than this...

KABOOM! Crash!

Kurz C4's the door and charges in and looks around: Do I get ICE CREAM?

Kaname: Heh. Heh. Heh... TARGET'S HERE!

Relena: OK!

Whack!

Kurz: Hey! What? Sousu-

WHAP!

Kurz: OW!

Kaname: Haruhi... Shall we?

Haruhi: Yeah!

Kaname: Relena! We're going to join you!

WHACKWhaCKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK Yeah you get the point...

Kurz: HELP!!!

Kurz runs into a dazed Heero and crashes into the dog pile already consisting of Duo, Kyon and Sousuke.

The girls than go and throw them all out the window, into the path of the Ice Cream Truck...

Sousuke: AHH! Crap!

He takes out a flash grenade and throws it.

FLASH!

The driver goes blind for a couple seconds and...

(This is going to get a bit crazy now...)

Crashes into an invisible Arbalest and all its ice cream flies up, strangely, in their cones, into the girl's hands.

Haruhi: Yum! Ice-Cream!

The remaining ice-cream falls into the dog pile of boys' faces.


End

Sorry about the randomness. I was bored... anyhow press the button... you know you want too...