Note1: I was bored. Note 2: Sorry for any mistakes. English is not my 1º language. Hope you like it;)

Klaus discovers the magic world of Tumblr and TV shows. (Part 1)

After a few hours of shopping Caroline was more than ready to return home to her sexy husband.

"Klaus, where are you? I missed you." She announced her returning closing the door behind her.

A few seconds later she found Klaus in the living room resting on his favorite chair using a laptop.

"Klaus, there you are. Didn't t you heard me? "She questioned approaching him.

"Hello, love. " He replied smiling at her. They kissed for a few seconds.

" Can you help me with my bags?" she asked stroking her husband face.

"I can`t right now, Caroline. I`m occupied."

"You know..." she replied smiling. " I have a gift for you. I bought new lingerie." Caroline said using a seductive tone of voice.

"Good."

"Good?!" What kind of an answer was "good?".

Caroline was getting really curious about what Klaus was doing. She really did buy lingerie ready to have some sexy time with her man.

"Are you watching porn, Niklaus Mikaelson?". She new that Klaus was hiding something because he was trying very hard to cover his laptop screen.

After a few more seconds without any reply from her husband Caroline announced:

"Enzo asked me on a date. "

"Ok, love. See you later" Klaus retorted without taking his eyes away from the computer.

Now Caroline was sure that Klaus was 100% focused on wherever he was doing. Not in a million times he would let her out with Enzo. He could get jealous of his own shadow.

Last month Klaus had gone for a few days on a business trip leaving her alone. Well, not actually. Kol was instructed to keep an eye on her. Klaus wouldn`t leave his Caroline without protection.

One day Caroline decided to have a night out with Boonie and Elena. Random guys spend the night trying to flirt with her. One guy was being really persistent and Caroline was really trying not to smash him with a bottle of Vodka. She could kill him. He tried to touch her face. The next thing she saw and heard was the guy being throwing out and a familiar voice.

- "Did you miss me, wife?"

. Klaus, what are you…? Why are you here? I thought you be…

She didn`t finished her question because Klaus grabbed her and kissed her.

"Sweetheart, I missed you so much." Klaus replied between kisses. "Kol warned me about guys trying to flirt with you, so I order Samuel to fly immediately to Mystic Falls. Next time find a bar without guys, please. "

"Klaus .You`re crazy but I love you anyway". Caroline giggled. They spend the rest of the night kissing and dancing.

"Ok, that`s it. Who are you and what you did with my husband?"

"Caroline, what I´m doing is important. Go to our room and wait for me. I'll be there in a few. I promise. "

"Don`t bother. I don`t want you in my bed tonight. You can sleep with your computer for all I care. "Caroline replied leaving the living room.

Hey, that bed is also mine, women. Klaus screamed watching his wife leaving the room. He was Niklaus Mikaelson and nobody told him where he could or couldn`t sleep.

A few hours later Caroline Forbes woke up alone in her bed. She did told her husband he couldn`t sleep with her but usually Klaus would ignore her warning and come to their bed anyway.

She went looking for him downstairs.

"Klaus, babe you can forget what I said earlier. Come to bed. I need you. I want sex."

She saw Klaus sleeping. He looked so adorable.

Caroline smiled and gave him a chaste kiss on the cheek. "Caroline… "Klaus opened his eyes. –"What time is it?"

"It`s late. Come to bed. " Suddenly Klaus pushed Caroline to the side and went looking for his computer.

"Crap. I lost the season final…"

"klaus, what in the hell are you talking about?"

The hybrid was pacing the room like a mad man.

"I lost Supernatural season finale. I need to know what happened…. "He murmured annoyed.

A few seconds later he screamed:

"Caroline. Oh my… Dean is… I can`t believe this. What about Cas…. How in the hell…?" he yelled rubbing his neck.

Caroline was getting annoyed. She didn`t cared if Dean was a zombie or a freaking unicorn. She was horny and cold and now she had her crazy husband, the most powerful creature on the planet screaming furious about some guy and demons and angels and black eyes.

"Are you coming to bed or not, Klaus?" Caroline asked ready to leave the room.

"Sorry love. Not right now. I have to wait for gifs and videos about Dean and Cast…. "

"Ok, Klaus. " She said interrupting him. "I`m tired. See you tomorrow. Good night." she announced leaving the room and her crazy husband behind.

The next morning:

"Caroline, wake up. I found a TV show we can watch together."

"What are you talking about, you crazy Hybrid?" she asked grabbing her pillow annoyed with Klaus. The only man she wanted to slap and fuck at the same time.

"You have to watch Once Upon a Time. I think Emma and Hook were inspired on us. - He even calls her "love". But I am hotter."

"I can`t believe this. I got married with a Fan boy". Caroline whispered and went back to sleep.

"You sleep love. I`m going to watch season 2 and then I can go to Tumblr and reply to my followers. "

"Wait a second. You have a Tumblr? And followers?" Caroline asked astonished but Klaus was already gone. A few more minutes later Caroline smirked and whispered to herself:

"I need to tell Kol about this…"