Snape walked toward his potion class, glaring right at Harry Potter. Harry glared back. And thus book seven of the Harry Potter series starts.
Harry flicked his head to taunt the large-nosed Snape. Snape wasn't flustered.
Snape yelled and no one blinked, not even Ron.
The staring contest continued for hours, each taunting each other with things that made you blink.
Unfortunately, JK Rowling had jury duty and the book didn't finish.
So, I'll tell you the story on what happened to Chewbacca and what happened to him. Chewbacca was a lost wookie in a big universe. He didn't have directions to Kashyyk since mapquest shut down and that Han Solo married Leia. Chewie wandered throughout Corusant asking for a ride to his home, but no one understood him. He later went to a bar, got drunk, looked for a cute she-wookie, and married a mop. The mop and Chewbacca later got in a fight and they got a divorce. Since there was no pre-nuptial agreement, Chewie had to give the mop fifty percent of his profits, which all came down the drain, literally since their son, bucket, spilt the money on the floor. Chewie committed suicide a day later.
Mrs. Rowling is now back from the duty and started writing again.
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Oops, she fell asleep on the keyboard.
Hmmm. What to write about. Well, what happened to. No. Ummm. Where is Waldo? Behind a beach chair, inside a box, even in an ancient pyramid tomb. Can't he find a place to stay forever? I am tired of wondering "Where's Waldo?" can't he make up his mind? Find a permanent residence Waldo! Where will the government send you your taxes? The IRS is looking for you Waldo! So settle down in a nice apartment and buy some furniture and somewhere to hide other than a half-naked man or behind a hippopotamus. Settle down Waldo, get a life and stop hiding.
JK Rowling is still sleeping I tried poking her with a long stick since she bites, but nothing happened.
Well, uhhh, bye.
