A/N: Hello everybody and welcome t-

Asuka: The Berserker!

Orion: Why did I choose you for the first guest? *Sweat drop

Asuka: I don't know you tell me

Orion: Good point anyway wanna explain the story?

Asuka: Yes! This is basically if Shinji had a pair of balls the entire time and wasn't scared of his father. As for the black knight part well let's say unit one get's a paintjob and a new weapon. *Evil Smiley face.

Orion: Yeah also the teacher was nice and taught him useful things, pretty much it i'm gonna make Shinji a badass of course Shinji x Asuka pairing-

Asuka: WITHOUT MY CONSENT?!

Orion: I'm the author I can do what I want.

Asuka: *Incoherent muttering*

Orion:...

Asuka: Orion in no way shape or form owns Evangelion or it's characters.

'Dammit father if you're gonna call me out here at least have someone here to pick me up on time,' I think as I dig in my pocket and pull out the piece of paper showing the person who is supposed to pick me up, 'Whoever Misato is better get her ass chewed out for this, in the middle of a city wide state of emergency too!' As soon as I finished that thought I see several helicopters fly away from something. That something turns out to be a giant monster. 'Dammit Japan you had one job!' I think as one crashes in front of me. The monster then looks at me and its eyes start glowing as I duck behind the building. 'WHY TOKYO! IT'S ALWAYS TOKYO!'

A car then pulls up and a woman opens the door, "Sorry I'm late hop in!"

I jump in the passenger seat, "Sorry about that I got lost,"

"I could have fucking died! How the hell did you get lost you're supposed to know this city right?!" I yell.

She looks bewildered at me, "Errm, I honestly just moved here less than a month ago,"

'Great now i'm a jackass' I think sulking in my seat.

"You get my picture? Can I have it back?" She asks.

"Hmm oh yeah, So you are Misato then?" I ask taking the provocative picture out of the letter and giving it to her.

"You bet! And you are Shinji," She says matter of factly.

"Yes," I say slightly uncomfortable a stranger knows my name.

"Sorry if that was creepy your father told me your name," She says with an embarrassed grin.

"Don't worry about it too much compensation for me being a jackass earlier," I say.

Misato then looks out the window and stops the car, "What are they doing?" She asks herself as she leans over me with a pair of binoculars.

I look and see the helicopters fly away from the monster, "Oh shit! They are gonna use an N2 mine! Duck!" She yells as she pulls me under her.

'N2 mine basically the equivalent to…..a….nuke, what the hell are they thinking?' I think as the shockwave hits us and we roll across the road. When we finally stop rolling I can't breath due to Misato's boobs in my face.

"Those idiots, Are you ok? Shinji?" She asks.

"Mmmf Pt," I attempt to yell.

"Haha oops sorry," She says getting off me.

I immediately jump up and make a show of breathing.

"Aww come on you know you liked it," She says.

"Not when i'm in death's reach," I say panting.

"Hush now and help me push," She says getting out of the sideways car and leaning against it.

I take position beside her and push when she says three.

"Alright! Good Job, we make a great team," She says.

"Good teams don't try to kill their partner with their boobs," I say bluntly.

"You're still hung up on that geez well let's get going to NERV," She says getting in the car.

She turns the key but it does not start she is downcast with a angry but sad look, "Shit,"

Time Skip-

After a lot of duct tape and batteries we are on the road again Misato chewing out the person on the other end of the phone. Me flipping through the pages of the NERV book she gave me. 'Yada yada yada pilot's get a salary of nearly 5,000,000 yen with free housing, yada yada yada,'

"Hey Misato what does father want with me?" I ask.

"I don't know kiddo, he wasn't really specific," Misato says.

"Sounds like him," I say bitterly.

"I don't know what's between you two but don't let him get to you, he may be cold but he does care about things," Misato says.

'Not me,' I laugh in my head, "Yeah sure," I say.

"Well we're here," Misato says pulling into a tunnel that then moves the car down an incline.

"What's NERV by the way?" I ask.

"Special defense agency under control of the U.N," Misato says.

"Wow so my father is in a defense agency?" I ask boldly at the book.

"You bet isn't it cool?" She asks not noticing my boredom in the topic.

"Sure," I say looking out the window as we enter the geofront.

Im immediately taken back, "Cool right?" Misato asks.

"It's amazing!" I say.

"Yep," She says suddenly looking focused.

Time Skip-

"Fucking design, fucking hallways, fucking map," Misato mumbles to herself as we get more and more lost in the giant facility.

"Where are we going?" I ask.

"Cage one, don't worry about it these things are made to use!" She says.

"We passed the cage like 10 minutes ago," I say remembering seeing a sign above a door that said cage one.

She just furrows her brows, "Yeah looks like we did,"

We walk through one more door and Misato nearly walks into a blond woman, "R-Ritsuko!" Misato says.

"Lost again?" Ritsuko asks bumping Misato's chest.

"Uhhhh, no?" She says.

"So this is Shinji?" Ritsuko asks.

"Yep don't worry about that first impression," Misato says.

"What do you mean?" Ritsuko asks.

"Why do you act all high and mighty?" I ask genuinely annoyed.

Ritsuko just raises an eyebrow, "You are just a little brat you wouldn't understand,"

"Oh and you're just a little- no big bitch who doesn't understand," I say furious she called me a brat.

"That's what I meant," Misato says now noticing that they will never be friends.

Ritsuko is fuming at this point and just begins to lead us towards the cage. Misato is attempting to make conversation with the angry blond but I just keep looking in the pamphlet, 'yada yada yada, Doctor Akagi smokes too much so if you have asthma stay away, yada yada yada,' This escalator seems like it will just keep going up until we get to the surface and I quickly get bored and look at the glass aquarium of some sort, 'No fish, no fish, giant arm, no fish, wait…..'

"The hell is that?" I ask pointing at the arm.

"That's visible?" Ritsuko asks.

"Oops," Misato says, "I thought you knew,"

"You'll find out soon brat," Ritsuko says.

I mutter under my breath, "Fake bitch, I hope you're hair spray catches on fire one day,"

Once we finally get to the top we board a dinghy and cross the aquarium. For some reason the water is red, yeah not strange at all. Little is said at this point I can feel a serious air around the two as we approach a dock of some sort. We then get off the little dinghy and enter a very dark room.

"Quick light another cig before the big bad monster gets us," I say sarcastically.

The lights then turn on and I am face to face with a giant robot?

I blink twice and look up to see father, "Heh, if this is your way of intimidating me it's very ineffective,"

"Shinji look don't freak out over what he is about to say," Misato says gently.

"Huh?" I ask bored knocking on the giant horn of the robot.

"Shinji we need you to pilot this robot and save the world," Misato says.

"Nope," I say looking closer at the robot.

"Shinji get in the robot, if you refuse you will be replaced," Gendo says from his perch.

"Come on now old man, you think that can scare me? I know you hate my guts and I hate yours the only reason you would even consider bringing me here is if you absolutely needed me," I say.

If you look closely at Gendo you could see a slight tick mark on his forehead.

"No words? Yeah how does it feel to get blasted by a 14 year old? Anyway I will do it just change the paint job afterwards," I say.

"That's why you said no?!" Misato yells at me.

"Yeah I don't like purple or green, make it glossy black and white, black as the base and white as the secondary, now how do I do this?" I say to both Misato and Ritsuko.

"Put these on, and then go up that staircase to the entry plug we will handle it from there," Ritsuko says giving me a sour look.

I put on the headset she gave me and climb the staircase to the plug, the crew officer at the top hands me a headset and I put it on.

"Shinji can you hear us?" Misato asks from the headset.

"Loud and clear," I say noticing the plug opening and climbing in.

I find a seat inside and sit down looking at the controls, 'Kinda like a video game, a very deadly video game where there are no extra lives, no pressure,' I talk to myself. Then I notice it fill with water.

"Hey! I know you hate me but this is a little far father!" I yell holding my breath once it reaches my face.

"Don't worry that's just LCL once you breath it in it oxygenates your blood directly," Misato says.

I gag a little at first but breath nonetheless, "What am I fighting that giant stick figure with anyway?"

"There is a knife on your shoulder for," Misato says.

"Just a knife?" I ask irritated.

"Sorry but we don't even know if this will activate so you gotta hold off on the weapon systems," Misato says.

"Great," I groan watching the flashing colors in front of me.

I half listen to the scientific mumbo jumbo, and just focus on concentrating. Pretty soon I reach that level of focus where I don't notice anything around me, but I can hear a voice it's far away and pulling at me, tugging at my very core.

"Shinji! What's happening in there?" Misato yells at me.

"Huh? Nothing just, I can see everything out of the plug now," I say looking around.

"Well your sync ration shot up to 80% but settled down at 32% now, were prepared for launch, Launch the operation!" Misato shouts as I shoot up the elevator.

When I reach the top the inertia straightens my body and I face the monster. 'Still ugly,' I think.

"Alright Shinji focus on walking for now," Misato says.

'Right foot,' I think as the behemoth moves and I take a step forward, 'Left foot," I think and stumble a bit only to grab a building out of reflex. 'Oh so it's as easy as that I don't even have to think about what I want to do,' I think. I straighten myself out again and take a fighting stance while also removing the knife from the sheath.

"Good Job Shinji! Now see that red circle? That's the core, you have to destroy it," Misato says.

'Just focus and look for an opening, just like teacher taught me,' I think studying the monster as it advances towards me. I see it lift one of it's feet up higher and move to hit me and a slip in and slice him once across the core. I jump away right as a spear of light flies meters from my face, I go to counter strike but hit a hexagonal wall.

"What the hell?" I say putting some space between me and the monster.

"The angel can emit an energy field capable of blocking almost any attack, the only way to break it is to weaken it with your own field," Misato says.

"For fucks sake! How do I do that?" I say back dodging another light spear coming straight at my face.

"Every did meditation? Like that focus all the energy from your core into your hands and force it out," Misato says.

'Alright not at all complicated,' I think reaching down and gathering something.

"A.T. field very weak but there," Ritsuko says.

"Good but is it strong enough?" Misato asks.

'To hell with it,' I think forcing all the energy I gathered into my left hand. I then run up to the monster and hit the field, I then place my left hand on the barrier and stab the knife threw once it is weakened. I rush the monster once again and dodge the spear of light once again. I charge the core and stab the knife into the slash I made earlier. I lodge it deep but the damn thing still moves. I twist the knife inside then kick the knife deeper than the hilt into the core, suddenly the monster is still and bursts into blood?

"This is fucking disgusting," I say feeling the warm liquid run down the robot.

I suddenly feel very tired and close my eyes listening to Misato say something about a rescue team for me.

HOURS LATER-

I open my eyes and am greeted with a headache of epic proportions, 'At least i'm not dead,' I think bitterly. I look around and notice i'm in a hospital room, not like the one back with the tutor. 'The hell do I do now?' I ask myself looking around and not seeing anyone. I then hear the door click open and am greeted with the face of an old man.

"Ah Shinji you're awake! My name is Kozo Fuyutsuki," The man says taking a seat by my bed.

"Nice to meet you?" I say a little freaked out a stranger knows me.

"Oh I guess you don't remember me, anyway I just want you to know your father does not hate you," Fuyutsuki says.

"Why else would he abandon me?" I ask with a tick mark on my head.

"Maybe to protect you? He has a very dangerous job you know," Fuyutsuki says.

"Yeah yeah," I say.

"You know, you look like both your parents," Fuyutsuki says.

"Really?" I say rolling my eyes.

"Yeah you have your mother's features," He says.

"Is that an insult?" I ask.

"No," He says.

"Well anyway where is Mis-" Im cut of by a certain dark haired girl storming through the door.

"Way to go Shinji you really kicked some serious angel ass!" She says.

My headache comes back tenfold, "God where is tylenol when you need it?"

"Oh you got a headache? I can get the nurse to bring some pain meds for it," Misato says.

"Im fine no yelling for now though, where to now?" I ask sitting up from my bed realising I am in a hospital gown and nothing else.

"Oh yeah here's your clothes," Misato says handing me a bag.

I then go change in the bathroom and come back out in my school uniform, if only the tutor would let me wear what I wanted.

"Alright we have a meeting with Commander Ikari now, if you would excuse us Sub Commander," Misato says.

"Oh well, we must continue our talk some other time, I might as well come with you," Fuyutsuki says getting up.

"Why are we meeting father?" I ask slightly annoyed at the fact I have to see him right after waking up.

"To discuss your housing arrangements, and everything else," Misato says.

"Oh, boring," I say shoving my hands in my pockets following Misato down the endless hallways.

We walk for about 30 minutes before Fuyutsuki speaks up, "Captain, Ikari's office is right here," He says pointing at an elevator that Misato walked right past.

Misato is slightly flustered, "O-Of course I knew that I was just testing your memory old man,"

"Humph," Fuyutsuki grunts grinning slightly.

'I wonder what kind of music father put on here?' I ask myself. And the answer silence. Pure, unfiltered, awkward, silence. Thankfully it did not last long and we stepped into the giant room that is father's office. And there he sits with his orange sunglasses and hands over his mouth.

"Commander I have brought the third child as you asked," Misato says.

"I see, Shinji you are to live on site in one of the living quarters near my office," Gendo says.

"By himself?" Misato asks.

"Yes, is that a problem?" Gendo asks.

"Humph, inconsiderate as always, sure I guess," I say.

"Shinji are you sure?" Misato says.

"Yeah I have been alone all this time anyway," I say waving it off.

She looks like she considers something for a moment before gaining a look of determination in her eyes, "Commander I wish for him to come live with me,"

"I don't care, do whatever you want," Gendo says annoyed that this had to last any longer than necessary

"Yes Commander," Misato says grabbing my arm and pulling me out of the office.

"Why do you tell lies to that child Fuyutsuki?" Gendo asks.

"Because I can tell you feel something towards him but it is not hatred," He replies.

"You're too smart for your own good sometimes," Gendo states getting up from his chair.

"Where are you going?" Fuyutsuki asks.

"To make a sandwich," Gendo says.

A/N: So there you have it people the first chapter of The Berserker is complete! I will make longer chapters in the future this was just to test the waters and see how you guys liked it. Oh and readers from Frail Angels i'm still working on the next chapter I just hit writer's block with that story. Oh and those of you who caught the abridged reference, good on you mate. Until Next time- Orion.