(Hey guys! This is an AU-ish type thing where the ninja are in the anime world rather than Ninjago. A little crossover with Shugo Chara! And my old fanfic. Because I'm trash. JK.
Also, about my Fire and Ice story. NO, I have not given up on it. Chapter 4 was erased from my computer somehow, so I have to rewrite it. AGAIN. So yeah, that will take a while. Thanks for the support everyone!
I own Kajiya [Kai's Guardian Character] and Kanji [Zane's Guardian Character]. The rest of the characters are owned by LEGO. I may post an anime AU of Shugo Chara/Ninjago soon, so be on the lookout!
I take requests as well, so please review!
Ere goes!)
Kai's new phone 1/23
(New MMS has been renamed to The Ninja Chat!)
(300)-890-1111: Hey guys! (6:35 pm)
(300)-890-1112: who is this?
(300)-890-1111: This is Cole Brookstone.
(300)-890-1112: yay! this is Jay. did u make this chat?
Cole: Yep. Ur not the only tech-savvy one here JAY.
Jay: well, golly. whos 1110?
(300)-890-1110: I'm Lloyd.
Jay: oh. okay. dang, these devices r legit! right guys?
Cole: Okay, now we have to wait 4 Zane and Kai.
(300)-890-1114: Hello everyone. I am Zane.
Cole: Hi Zane! :D
Zane: I am going to safely assume that Kai is 1113 and Nya is 1115.
Nya: Ya, I'm 1115!
Me: Hey guys!
Jay: KAI'S HERE, YEY! and ur 1113, right?
Me: Yeah.
(300)-890-1116: I am PIXAL.
Zane: Oh! Um... PIXAL! What a surprise! I mean... my processor does not compute... So, what phone does everyone have?
Me: I'm downright sure we all have Lumia 635s.
Cole: Yeppers, we do! ;P
Jay: banana
Me: What?
Jay: banana.
Jay: BANANA.
Jay: BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lloyd: Jay, stop.
Jay: sorry! i'm hyped bout txting. so cool!
Cole: Yum! Those pan-CAKES were delish, guys!
Me: Quit it Cole. The only one who makes the best puns is...
Me: …
Zane: Is something wrong, Kai?
Me: Nothing. Just a faint flicker of someone making a pun. How did we get here anyway?
PIXAL: I have no records of it in my database.
Cole: Ya it feels like there's a hole in my memory
Jay: do u mean gb? we all have 8 gb mem. :D
Cole: No, not on the phone. In my human memory. It's almost as if it has been... locked away.
Nya: Why did this turn depressing all of a sudden?
Jay: YA! WUT SHE SANE! * ~ *
Zane: :/
Jay: SAID! I MEAN SAID! STUPID THRONE! D:
Me: XD How tyrannical, Jay.
Jay: I MEANT PHONE! WTF IS WRONG WITH DIS THING?
Lloyd: Leave it to Jay to spice it up.
Lloyd's phone 1/24
The Ninja Chat
Me: Hi guys! How is it with the new arrangements? (4:18 pm)
Cole: I LOVE it at my dad's!
Jay: mom dad can't embarrass me, lordy. how bout you, Lloyd? how was ur day toady?
Me: Everything is fine here. I like it. Just Mom, Dad, and me. Uh Jay… isn't it "today?"
Jay: *today. idc.
Kai: How would you feel if you had four people living in one house, PLUS Sensei Wu?
Me: Cramped.
Zane: Okay moving on, how was school?
Nya: Good, for a first day.
Zane: I'm quite surprised that Kai and I have around the same IQ. I didn't know he had a brain among the hotheadedness of him.
Kai: Haha. :)
Me: So today I was going to fifth period when all of a sudden, I crashed into someone. She had pink hair, honey-golden eyes, and was slightly shorter than what I was. She wore a Guardians blazer. She rung a bell in my mind.
Me: Anyone know who she is?
PIXAL: I think I know her. One moment…
PIXAL: She must be Amu Hinamori, one of the Jokers of this school. Part of the Guardians, from what I have heard. She is very popular among her peers.
Me: That name rings a bell. Why can't I tell who it is?
Cole: Gee, srry it annoys u Lloyd.
Me: It isn't annoying as such…
Jay: crumpets.
Kai: Not again…
Jay: CRUMPETS.
Jay: I WANT CRUMPETS.
Jay: I WANT CRUMPETS RN!
Cole: I ate the last 1.
Jay: D:
Cole's phone 1/24
Kai
Me: I'm joking, we don't have any crumpets, ok? Don't tell Jay.
Kai: Yeah, sure.
Zane's phone 1/25
The Ninja Chat
Me: Good morning, brothers. (6:00 am)
Cole: Ugh… Zane, why now? I'm in dad's car listening to rock music then ding ding! Interrupts it. Which happens to be the group text.
Cole: This better be good.
Jay: good morning everyone. you're up already?
Me: Jay Walker, we have school to attend. And if I am correct, it starts at 7:45. Kai, Nya, PIXAL, and I are already ready to go. And you just got out of bed.
Jay: …
Jay: oh no.
Jay: OH GOD
Kai: Yikes.
Me: I think I saved someone from being tardy today.
Jay's phone 1/25
The Ninja Chat
Me: ugh so much hw 2 do rn (5:20)
Nya: Jay, for a split second I thought I was reading code.
Me: it is code. TXT CODE! ;)
Nya:
Me: guys okay guys have you heard of this app called snapchat? I want it so bad! everyone is using it and three people have already asked me to friend them!
Zane: I cannot find an application called, "Snapchat" in the Windows Store.
Me: srsly? lemme look it up.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (5 minutes later)
PIXAL: It appears that Microsoft has a bad reputation with Snapchat, so they do not want to give them their app. Also, all third-party apps were banned due to a security leak. Any user using a banned app will likewise be banned from Snapchat.
Cole: Well, that's shameful.
Me: frickfrackdiddlywhack you, microsoft
Kai: Someone's getting a little charged up!
Lloyd: Wow, I didn't know someone could get so riled up about one app.
Nya: Ditto.
Me: WAITWAITWAIT! what about instagram?
Zane: Looking that up…
Zane: There is indeed an Instagram app in the Store. It is also free.
Me: WHOOP-DEE-DIDDLY-DOO!
Zane: …however, it has been in beta for a while, no one has updated it, and so the app is outdated.
Me: what
Zane: The best alternative is an app called 6snap by Rudy Huyn, to which people are giving rave reviews.
Me: okay, totally downloading that! 6snap, right?
Kai: Ugh, this is why I hate technology.
Nya: …says the guy who has had the 6snap app 6 hours longer than Jay, has already created an account, AND already has 2 followers and 1 post!
Kai: SAYS THE GUY WHO LITERALLY WHACKED ZANE'S VOICE BOX WITH A CRANE AND MESSED IT UP, AS WELL AS BECOMING A LITERAL AIRHEAD IN THE DIGIVERSE, EVEN GETTING STUCK IN AN AUTOMATIC DOOR!
Nya: That was a while ago, brother. Or should I say, "bother."
Kai: Good point.
Kai: …wait, WHAT!? Since when have I been a bother to you?
Nya: Um, maybe since the time you became the ninja of fire!
Cole: Hey, could u 2 hotheads take your argument somewhere else, such as in person?
Kai: FINE!
Nya: FINE! And I am NOT a hothead! I'm the Water Ninja! I'm… I'm a… Never mind!
Me: alright! How about facebook?
Lloyd: Ugh, how long will this take? Just send Zane a separate message! Don't want my phone ringing off the hook!
Lloyd: Actually, if you have so much homework, shouldn't you be doing it right now?
Me: uhhhhhhh….
Lloyd:
Me: …I hate you.
Nya's phone 1/26
PIXAL
Me: Hi PIXAL. (11:55 am)
PIXAL: Are you aware that you are texting in the middle of class? My phone would have caused a disruption in the classroom had it not been on vibrate. Don't take the face value of education, and please text me later.
Me: Oh, sorry. Wait, then why do you even have your phone out? Hope the teacher hasn't caught you with that long text.
PIXAL: Are you aware that you are texting in the middle of class? My phone would have caused a disruption in the classroom had it not been on vibrate. Don't take the face value of education, and please text me later.
Me: You just texted me that.
PIXAL: Are you aware that you are texting in the middle of class? My phone would have caused a disruption in the classroom had it not been on vibrate. Don't take the face value of education, and please text me later.
Me: Why are you texting me the same thing over and over again?
PIXAL: Are you aware that you are texting in the middle of class? My phone would have caused a disruption in the classroom had it not been on vibrate. Don't take the face value of education, and please text me later.
Me: Oh, auto reply. I should have known.
PIXAL: Are you aware that you are texting in the middle of class? My phone would have caused a disruption in the classroom had it not been on vibrate. Don't take the face value of education, and please text me later.
(Conversation deleted)
PIXAL's phone 1/26
Nya Smith
Me: Hello Nya. Was there anything you needed to talk to me about? (12:25 pm)
Nya: Sorry, busy now. Back later!
Me: …is this auto reply?
Nya: Are you aware that you are texting in the middle of class? My phone would have caused a disruption in the classroom had it not been on vibrate. Don't take the face value of education, and please text me later.
Me: Nya, there's five minutes until lunch. Please do not copy me.
Nya: (sigh) Fine. What was with that long auto reply message? Is that supposed to be intimidating?
Me: No. It was merely informational. Should I have added that "smart is the new sexy?"
Nya: …
Nya: Wow, I didn't expect that to come from you.
Me: That is what my teacher told us in class anyway.
Me: Oh, it seems he has dismissed us.
Nya: It's 12:30, PIXAL.
Me: Oh… right. I should have noticed. I have not inputted the bell schedule in my memory yet.
Nya: There are bells for that.
Me: However, what if I don't hear the bell? What if they are malfunctioning?
Nya: Wow, don't YOU look at the big picture. See you!
Kai's phone 1/27
Zane
Me: Uh… Zane? (6:02 am)
Zane: Yes, Kai? Did something happen?
Me: Uh… have you ever found an easter egg by your bedside when you wake up?
Zane: My processor does not compute.
Me: Uh… never mind that, then.
Me
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS EGG DOING IN MY ROOM? AND IN MY BED OF ALL PLACES?
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS EGG DOING IN MY ROOM? AND IN MY BED OF ALL PLACES?
Me: I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT THIS IN HEALTH CLASS- OH WAIT, I DON'T HAVE HEALTH THIS SEMESTER. OH CRAP! WHAT DO I DO? SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEE!
Me: I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT THIS IN HEALTH CLASS- OH WAIT, I DON'T HAVE HEALTH THIS SEMESTER. OH CRAP! WHAT DO I DO? SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEE!
Me: DID PIXAL PAINT THIS EGG AND LEAVE IT IN MY ROOM? NO, SHE WOULDN'T! THIS MUST BE NYA'S DOING! YOU IDIOT SISTER!
Me: DID PIXAL PAINT THIS EGG AND LEAVE IT IN MY ROOM? NO, SHE WOULDN'T! THIS MUST BE NYA'S DOING! YOU IDIOT SISTER!
Sissy
Me: NYA SMITH YOU PRANKSTER.
Sissy: Uh… What did I do?
Me: WHY THE HELL IS THERE AN EGG IN MY BED THEN?
Sissy: Gee… that is a good question. Why don't you tell me that?
Me: YOU LIAR!
Sissy: There's only one answer to it then. You were sleepwalking!
Me: You're kidding! I NEVER sleepwalk! You just pulled a prank on me because I called you "waterlogged brainhead" yesterday. The egg was COLORED. There are NO colored eggs in the fridge. I KNOW THIS IS YOUR DOING.
Me: (Media enclosed in this message) [Picture of egg]
Sissy: Firstly, I would never do something stupid. That's Jay's job. Secondly, if you WEREN'T sleepwalking, maybe you've been hallucinating. I'm telling Sensei. Thirdly, there's nothing in the picture, Kai! It's a blank spot!
Me: WHAT? There is clearly an egg in the picture! How- You know what? Forget it then. I bet Sensei didn't even eat eggs as a kid. He'll just make me meditate for the weekend, give me tea, and give me therapy. And it NEVER works.
Zane's phone 1/28
Kai
Me: Kai? (6:02 am)
Kai: Yeah? What happened?
Me: You know how you were talking about the egg yesterday in your bed?
Kai: Uh, what egg? There was nothing in my bed yesterday. :D
Me: Kai, don't lie. I have the chat on my phone right here.
Kai: Well… uh… I dunno what to tell you, Zane. Bye.
Me: Kai?
Me: …
Me: KAI?
Me: KAI SMITH, YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO ANSWER ME!
Me: Oh, dear. Maybe my vision or sensors are off. No, conditions are optimal. What happened to me then? WHY IS THERE AN EGG IN MY BED?
Me: So THAT'S why this happened. I knew something was off when you texted me exactly twelve hours ago. (6:02 pm)
Kai: Uh… yeah. That's why it happened. You think we should tell everyone else now?
Zane: No, maybe not… I think we should tell them… gradually.
Kai: (Kajiya) Hi Kanji!
Kai: Uh, sorry, that was Kajiya. Don't listen to him.
Zane: (Kanji) Are you saying that us Guardian Characters are a pain?
Kai: Uh- no, Kanji, I didn't mean that! Hehe. :D
Zane: I am sorry about that. Kanji is overly excited to talk to your Guardian Character, apparently.
Kai: (Kajiya) OUR CHARACTER TRANSFORMATION WAS BETTER THAN YOURS!
Zane: (Kanji) I BELIEVE OURS WAS MOST DEFINITELY BETTER!
Kai: (Kajiya) MINE!
Zane: (Kanji) MINE!
Kai: (Kajiya) Oh god, where are Kai and Zane!
Zane: (Kanji) I'll call Kai!
Kai: (Kajiya) Stupid! I have his phone!
Zane: (Kanji) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ZANE, DON'T DITCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
