A/N: Hello! I am Queen of the Leos. Well, I don't have much to say so this will be quick. I may make this a one shot depending on how I feel and the reviews I get.

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How to take over the world-Avatar Style

Today's merciless tyrant is Fire lord Ozai. He likes to torture little kids, particularly his son Zuko, perfect his already masterful fire bending skills, plot the downfall of the world as we know it, and, secretly, baking cookies and cupcakes in his spare time. So without further ado, here is Fire lord Ozai's guide to destroying the know world in less than 10 easy steps. Well, maybe, 10 steps that aren't so easy, but still fun.

Learn to kick ass. Weather it is bending, or just plain martial arts, becoming all-powerful is crucial.You must become stronger than others to be able to conquer them. If they do not fear your presence, they will not bow down to you, which is key to ruling the world. It also makes you feel all fuzzy inside.

Lose all emotion, especially mercy. Mercy shows weakness, as well as all other emotions that get in the way of controlling the universe. Lose all emotion, except anger. Anger will strike fear into your opponent's hearts, while creating the illusion that you are unconquerable. Anger also is a great cover up for you little flaws and any of the weaker emotions you may still posses. It is also funny to see those weaklings to cower before you.

Create a huge, powerful, and ruthless army. Everyone knows that one cannot do everything by themselves. A large army will give you even more power and do most of the dirty work for you. Like taking over little villages. But leave the bigger cities for your special, private armies led by you. That way you can hog all the glory for yourself. Or you can have one special person do the big fighting for you and make them a good friend so the other commanders won't be jealousAnd if they do get jealous, chop off their heads.

Take over the smaller, weaker nations. While taking over them, you possess their resources and armies, making your personal armies more powerful. It will also tell the more threatening nations that you mean business and that they are next, so be ready. Telling the larger nations will give them time to get prepared, which will prove their fight more interesting. This will also make you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Produce an heir even if you totally stab them in the back later. Give your nation a suitable heir. Which means no girls or ungifted boys. They should be a spitting image of you and have your excellent strategic talents. Do not create an heir sooner or later because if it sooner, your son may pose a threat. Later and he will grow up without a suitable father, only an old fart. But do what you wish with him until he is ready, which includes making him a cold hearted prince by your evil, mercilessness.

Slowly choke off the larger nations supplies and resources. Give them a reason to beg for mercy and then dispose of them when they are finished entertaining you. Starvation will do things to a person. Take over their towns with value, including towns with: fuel, good soil for farming, war posts, and water deltas (deltas are the spot where a bunch of little rivers meet together to make a big river), thus giving you those resources and depriving them of it.

Take over the large nations capital. Once you have weakened their spirits and bodies, strike. They will still put up a fight, but they will stand no chance against your loyal minions. When they have been conquered, go to my favorite step of all.

Declare yourself supreme ruler of the world! After you have squashed all hopes of rebellion, sit on your evil, selfish butt all day and order everyone around like the tyrant you are. Also, you might want to order your son back to teach him the ways of cruelty and ruling.

So, that's it! My way to take over the world. There are some more steps, but I don't want to tell you, incase you could oppose me. Have fun trying to overthrow me, I will enjoy sending you to prison!


A/N: Whew! That took an hour of non-stop typing! Well, tell me if you like, please. Tell me if you want to see more peoples ways to take over the world. Also, if you want to see a Teen Titans way to take over the world, courtesy of Slade, find Kristen the Homicidal Maniac and click on her profile. It's coming soon! I think! O.A.O. (over and out)