Riku: Get on with it already!
Announcer: Fine! Okay Riku vs. Larxene, BEGIN!
Riku: Finally!
Riku: I will never join the Sugar side of the war Larxene!
Larxene: Well then
*Larxene starts eating 450 pounds of sugar*
Larxene: TASTE HYPERNESS!
Riku: Drunk Mode!
*Riku goes into Drunk Mode and fights until Sora comes in*
Riku: Go sorry run!
*Riku reaches 8.1 on his BP (Blow Points, or how drunk he is and 8.1 is A LOT!) and falls over while being eaten by Sour Patch Kids*
Sora: No! Because I've learned that the heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in but I've learned that deep down there's a lig-
*Sephiroth and Cloud come racing to kill Sora and Cloud wins*
Cloud: That's 9859585 kills me, 99999999999999999999 kills you. I see I have a lot to learn mommy!
Sephiroth: I am not your mommy!
Riku: Why did you kill Sora?
Cloud: He's way to annoying! I get flashbacks whenever he says that, especially when I get drunk!
*Riku is then devoured by Gummi Bears into crackness...........*
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