*One day when Balthier was walking in the woods drunk, he found Vincent and was engaged to a good clean duel*
Moogle Announcer: We will have a good clean duel *Balthier drops his gun and Vincent readies his*
Moogle Announcer: No fist-fighting, crying, quitting, or anything of that sort or you-
*Tifa interupts with her duel against Aeris and gets shot in the head by Judgemaster Cid Randell*
Moogle Announcer: get shot. Okay now I wanna good clean fight- All guns, blood, and gore! BEGIN!
Balthier: I thought you said clea-
*Balthier then gets shot in the head and killed for whining*
Moogle Announcer: We will have a good clean duel *Balthier drops his gun and Vincent readies his*
Moogle Announcer: No fist-fighting, crying, quitting, or anything of that sort or you-
*Tifa interupts with her duel against Aeris and gets shot in the head by Judgemaster Cid Randell*
Moogle Announcer: get shot. Okay now I wanna good clean fight- All guns, blood, and gore! BEGIN!
Balthier: I thought you said clea-
*Balthier then gets shot in the head and killed for whining*
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