hakoda: ZUKO

Hakoda: ZUKO!!

Hakoda: zuko?

Zuko:...um hi chief Hakoda.

Hakoda: Zuko m'boy ...come along i have something to show you!

#Zuko comes#

Katara: zuko your such a sexy frak!

Zuko : # high pitched scream… kisses her #

Zuko: I love you my darling angel full of sweet lollipops and frakness and sexiness.

Hakoda: I'm throwing a frak party…for only us three Ringan and Tim!

Together we will form a secret society called the Fraks,

and we will rule whichever pile of dirt we choose to make camp on that

particular day.

Katara; #still in Zuko's arms # oh daddy that is the frakyest thing you've ever done!

Hakoda: I'm thinking Iroh should join too, he's pretty frak

Zuko; Squeals in joy THE UNC!

Katara: Unc!

#Uncle walks in#

# Unc-strolls-over-to-zuzu-and-kitty-and-hugs-them-tightly #

Unc : #tears in his eyes # my dear nephew...am so proud...the first official frak! And you and Katara will be fraked (married) within the secret society! I must go reserve a pile of dirt

Toph-# slinks-up-to-the-frak-group #

Toph: may-i-too-be-a-frak

Katara: humph no! you are not sexy! so how can you possibly be frak

toph:-but-i-could-become-sexy-and-fraklike

katara: very well...we must call on the master of frak to train you

zuko: makes weird hand movements RINGAN!

ringan-appears-in-a-flash-of-light-with-his-trusty-sidekick-tim

rigan:-what-do-u-fools-want-with-the-awesum-power-of-sexy-frak

zuko: ringan oh mighty one! use your almighy powers to make toph not just sexy but frak too!

ringan:sighvery-well-u-foolmakes-toph-sexy

toph: YO!

ringan;do-u-want-to-sexyify-anyone-else-while-i'm-here

zuko: how about unc

he's preeeety sexy but he needs a haircut

ringan;very-well-chops-off-unc's-unsexy-hair

# unc beams a beam of frakness and sexyness over all of them and they tremble #

End of Chapter