Hey this is a Crossover of POTC and Sweeney Todd, I suggest u see both before reading. Plus I took out all curse words but its Sweeney Todd so some things may be graphic... oh and when I do {this} it means they is singing. Enjoy!
Disclaimer:
Me: Sweeney?
Sweeney: No.
Me: -.- Fine! Jack? Can I-
Jack: No.
Me: Fine. You both need shaves anyways...
{But there's no place like London!} Anthony sings. {No there's no place like London.} I come up behind him looking into the sea.
"Mr. Todd?" I pay no attention to him. {You are young. Life has been kind to you,} I begin. {You will learn.}
I can feel his gaze from the other side of the ship. A ship that carries more dark secrets that I have yet to learn of.
{There's a hole in the world like a great black put and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit and it goes by the name of London.} I continue.
I don't notice when Anthony asks, "Mr. Todd? Why would a pig spit?" I just continue, ignoring his idiocy.
{At the top of the hole are a privileged few making mockery of the vermin in the lower zoo, turning beauty into filth. I too hav-} I stop. Someone else is singing. I haven't a clue who it would be, since Anthony is right next to me. It isn't him.
{I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders!} They finish my phrase. {For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru, but there's no place like London.} They seem to know my every word as we sing in unison.
"Sorry mate. Seen the movie last week. Don't remember much, 'sept that one song. Stuck in me 'ead all week. Continue." The man says. Probably one of Anthony's crew. I choose to ignore.
"Is everything alright Mr. Todd?" He asks as we step onto the cold cobble stone streets. Darkness everywhere you turn. "I beg your indulgence Anthony," I answer. "My mind is far from easy."
I turn away looking down the black allys where a woman creeps out and grabs a cat, drags it into the pie shop, Mrs. Mooney's Pie shop.
"In these once familiar streets I feel... shadows... everywhere." He looks at me but I avoid his gaze. "Shadows?" He questions. "Ye know like ghosts? Of his mysterious- shoot I'm doing it again! Carry on!" The same man interrupting. I pay little to no attention.
{There was a barber and his wife. And she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his wife. She was his reason and his life. And she was beautiful. And she was virtuous. And he was...} Just as I'm about to finish the man interrupts again. "Niave? More like a li'l loony in the 'ead! Well not in that part... Sorry, 'gain, mate. I'll jus' go an' 'ave a pie..." Then he mumbles something I can't hear.
{There was another man who saw that she was beautiful. A pious vulture of the law. Who with the gesture of his claw removed the barber from his plate. Then there was nothing but to wait-} Anthony, this time, interrupts.
"For him to get to the point!" I'm tempted to turn around but I just sigh and finish.
{And she would fall. So young. So lost and oh so Beautiful!} I get to the point as he asked. As Though he would get it.
"And the lady, sir? Did she succumb?" He asks. {Oh, that was many years ago. I doubt if anyone would know...} I conclude.
"I'd like to thank you Anthony. If you hadn't spotted me I might've been lost at sea, still." I say, looking down at my shoe that is now standing on gum. "No prob, Mr. Todd! We should hang out sometime!"
I try to look at him but there's something moving, just left of us. "You might find me if you like. 'Round Fleet Street, I wouldn't wonder." I reply. It moves again. A person. Walking down the same path.
"See ya later then, Bro! I mean- uh... Until then, my friend." He reaches a hand out to shake mine but the figure turns around. The face of the man that took my Lucy. That stole my Joannah.
I see the face of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Srry for not having much of Jack but in my defense: 1. I have a plan :)
2. I type on my phone and it's about to die... 3. These songs take FOREVER!
But yeah plz review or I'll give you the black spot! :)
(BTW what'd u think of my making Anthony 'street'? Who do you think the mystery man is? Should he be in more Chapters? And what about Jack? Should he die? Or should he live? Hmmmm? I do already have a plan though….)
