Hello my Lovelies!
I hope to make this fic a nice long one:D
this part's mostly a funny drabble that I thought would fit here. First real chapter will (hopefully) be up tonight.
*sped up disclaimer* not my universe... Blah blah.
Enjoy!
"Once upon a time..." Rose began.
"Oh, no, no, no, that's a rubbish title, do something else," the Doctor interrupted.
"All righty then. Um Captain's log, star date-"
"Oh that's so good either! Sounds like some lame report on something really boring that I don't care about."
"Any suggestions then, Mr. I'm-a better-writer-than-you?"
"Nope. Your story, you're the one who supposed to tell it."
"So you can't even help?"
"Nope. Sorry!"
"Oh well whatever I might as will just get to the interesting parts of people want to listen. Well, one time, I went to this bar in the year 5 billion 11. I was looking for this guy named Jack Harkness-"
"Oh you can't start there, you have to start from the beginning! People always want to hear the beginning before the middle of the story!"
"But I don't want to!"
"It's still the beginning!"
"Ok. Well, fine. Alright. Whatever. ...Might as well."
