Well I had an attempt at a proper story and failed so now I'm gonna try a notes story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Chapter 1 : Meurf

Bella, Edward & Alice

Bella, Edward & Alice are in biology studying ants and are incredibly bored

Meurf

Bella are you feeling ok?

Oh Eddie don't worry she's just bored. Meurf is in the alla language. It means "Oh God I'm Bored

The alla language?

Yeh the alice-bella language

Alice?

yeh?

don't call me Eddie

Oh okay Eddie-Poo

Don't call me that either.

Edward?

yes Bella?

Meurf alla bing-bang

LOL

Alice what does that mean?

it means I'm bored and entertain me you hot vampire

um okay...

Hey Bella want to hack off Eddie?

Hey!

Oki doki, I'm to bored to do anything else

I don't like the way this is going

Hey Alice I have an idea

( Alice bursts out laughing in the middle of class)

Lol That is sooo funny! We have to do it

Alice what is the idea, and why are you singing dancing queen in your head?

you are a dancing queen, young and smart, not quite 17 ohh see that girl watch that scene digging the dancing queen!

That is an incredibly annoying song

Hey don't diss abba!

Yeh Eddie!

Fine Honey

Bella?

Yes Alice?

Plan abba commences!

whats that bella?

Not telling eddie!

It means Alice-Bella Bust Ants!

Whats that?

Your just about to find out!

(Alice and Bella push over the case of worms they've been studying and they fall on Edward. Edward starts jumping up and down trying to get the ants out of his clothing. The teacher comes over and asks who knocked over the case. Alice and bella point at Edward. Edward is then sent in shame to the principal.)

We Rock!

I know Brain!

Wait?! since when have I been brain?

Since 5 seconds ago.

Cool Pinky!

Yay I have a new name!!

(The bell rings and Bella and Alice both run for the door)

Okay I hope I did ok!! I enjoy writing notes more then stories!

Oh I don't own twilight!