Sneaky Gays

This is just a short drabble I wrote when I had the sudden image of Sue Sylvester from Glee in the Runway building. Kinda short…but I enjoyed writing it. I hope you enjoy reading it!


"Sneaky gays."

"Coach?"

"Sneaky gays. They're everywhere." A tall blond haired woman in a track suit looked at the arrayed collection of fashion moguls.

Serena arched an eyebrow. Her elegant features taking in the pair.

Andy Sachs stiffened.

"I know coach," the shorter girl replied. She also wore a red track suit.

Emily scoffed. "My god."

"The sneaky gays are coverting with the British…I should have known."

The smaller girl nodded her head. She opened her notebook and began scribbling. Sue Sylvester shook her head and studied all of the skin tight clothed sneaky homosexuals. They all seemed to ooze their rainbow loving selves from every pore.

"Is that the hobbit I see?"

Andrea tried to edge behind Serena.

"Streisand!" The woman shrieked the word.

Andrea Rachel Sachs winced. Miranda Priestly she could handle, but this woman?

Sue strolled over.

"I knew I recognized one of Will's singing buffoons; Still hanging in cess pools I see.

"Coach Sylvestor."

"Thought you'd be twinkle toeing your way across a stage right now."

"I don't."

Sue raised her hand. "God your voice is already killing my hearing. Do you mind if I record it? It might be a good addition to the 8 torture techniques I've mastered."

"No…"

"Becky record this."

"Look I have to go."

Anrea Sacks refused to meet her eye. Andrea's cell rang. For the first time the sound brought relief. Andy Sachs fled.

"Who knew hobbits could run so fast. I wonder if all sneaky gays possess that talent." Both Becky and Sue studied Serena and Emily.

"Bloody hell. Are all Americans this bonkers?"

"Oh," Sue said. "You're voice is just as hideous as the hobbits. Becky record her voice."

"Emily sweetie," Serena said. She placed her hand on Emily's arm. "Let's leave before things get more bizarre.