Okay, Lock pick kit? Check.
Stuff to make cookies with? Check.
Stalking the Vantas' house to make sure their not there? Check!
Now for an explanation, you had grown up down the street to the vantas' since they moved in when you were four. You loved them since they were your second family even though Kankri can be as he puts it 'Triggering' and karkat is an idiotic ass! Signless was cool even if he was somehow the most manly man yet the most unmanly you've ever met even though you had no idea how that worked!
Oh dear you got off subject! Well you had found out from Coronus, more like bugged the hell out of him until he answered you, that Kankri and Karkat both loved chocolate chip cookies! So here you were picking the lock to their house in order to get in and surprise them with these wonderful treats!Finally you managed to pick the lock only to walk into a war zone of clothes and dvds everywhere.
"Okay _, Let's clean this mess then we can make cookies!" You shouted to your self before you got to work cleaning, picking up everything and even doing the laundry even though you hated doing your own. "Yes! I am awesome! Now to get started on the cookie... CRAP THEY'LL BE HOME ANY MOMENT!" You looked at the clock and saw two of the three hours of the Vantas' weekly shopping trip you had were gone. "Alright _, its alright. We can make this work!"
You struggled to get everything right since you had to rely on the Vantas' to have milk. Lucky Kankri drank the stuff like water so there always some since he thought it was healthiest. Soon you had the cookies in the oven and had just enough time till they got home.
"DAMN IT KANKRI NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR STUPID TRIGGERS!"
"Your lewd language and disrespect for me since I am the older brother is extremely triggering Karkat."
"OH SHUT UP!"
"Kankri. Karkat why can't you guys love each other?"
"NOT NOW SIGNLESS!"
"Karkat! He is our father, learn respect!"
"STICK IT UP YOUR NOOK YOU ASS HAT!" You couldn't help but laugh and listen in on the conversation as they walked in through the garage leading straight into the kitchen.
"Is this a bad time? I could leave with all my awesome cookies!" The Signless looked at you and smiled.
"No not at all _. Welcome!" But while he seemed happy to see you karkat and kankri looked extremely pissed you just entered without their permission.
"WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU NOOK STAIN!?"
"_, I have told you how triggering it is to break into someone's hive and Karkat language!" You then proceeded to shove chocolate cookies in their mouths as the Signless got a glass of milk before sitting at the table and pulling a fresh cookie off the plate you had set in the middle of the table.
"Now boys come and sit down. _ went out of her way to make us a snack and your complaining." They swallowed them and looked at the ground ashamed.
"Dreadfully sorry _." Kankri apologized and sat down taking a cookie from the plate.
"What that nook sniffer said." He sat down as well taking a cookie. You just laughed and hugged kankri from behind your arms wrapping around his neck.
"Don't worry about it! I heard they were your favorite so I couldn't resist doing something nice you guys since you always so nice to me." You let go of kankri and got two more glasses of milk for the vantas brothers.
"Also thanks for calming them down signless." You set the glasses in front of the brothers and hugged the older man.
"You're very welcome _. Such a sweetheart shouldn't have to be yelled at for doing something so nice." One other thing about the signless you loved. He was incredibly sweet and flirted nicely without even noticing it. You then sat beside Karkat reaching for a cookie listening and laughing to their latest adventures.
You hadn't notice the cookies dwindle down to only one left out of the 60 you had made and you and karkat both reached for it at the same time having your hands touch making you both blush and pull away.
"You can have it if you want _." He frowned at you but you just smiled and broke the cookie in half.
"Why don't we share it KK?"
"Fine, whatever." Despite his reply you knew he was touched since his blush now reached his ears. You giggled and ate the cookie half as you looked at the clock which then caused you to choke on said cookie.
"CRAP! It's already 9 o'clock!"
"_ Language!" Kankri then looked ready to go on a long rant but the Signless interrupted him.
"Why don't you just stay here for the night _? You can stay in one of our rooms." He smiled kindly at you which caused you to blush and smile nodding timidly.
"Alright if its not a bother."
"No bother at all just choose which room you want to."
"Thanks Signless, can I call my parents real quick?" He nodded and made a motion to their landline.
"Sure go right ahead."
"Thanks!" Inner fangirl squeal you were going to spend the night at the Vantas' house! But whose room to stay in?
