Chapter 1

Sam was cutting open a box when Cat walked in from the bedroom and asked, "Is that what I think it is?"

Sam cut open the box and told her, "That depends on what is inside the box"

Cat took out a letter from the box and read it, "It says Cat Valentine, this is from the Board of Zamazon, Thanks for placing your order"

Sam took out the item and said, "They sent you a freaking skateboard"

Cat put on her helmet and said, "See you later!" as she ran out the door with her new skateboard

Sam ironically screamed with concern, "Stay safe!"

~10 minutes later~

Cat climbed up a steep hill with her skateboard

Cat looked down the hill and said, "Ok I should be able to go down this hill without harming myself"

~1 minute later~

Cat stood on her skateboard before giving a boost

~2 minutes later~

Cat screamed as she rammed down the hill

Cat looked ahead and said, "Oh crap, a rock!" as her skateboard collided with it

Cat flew off her skateboard and fell in a puddle of mud

Cat rolled out the mud in pain and said, "I'm a dirty girl"

~5 hours later~

Sam got her roommate a bag of ice and asked, "You feeling any better?"

Cat pointed to broken pieces of wood and said, "I don't expect to get a refund on my broken skateboard"

Sam opened the internet on her laptop and read, "Teen Girl Splashes Into Mud, 20 million views" as she clicked on it

Cat gaped in shock as she heard herself repeat "Oh crap, a rock!"

Sam tried to control her laughter and said, "Kid, I think you got trapped in a hidden camera prank"

Cat put the ice bag on her sprained ankle and asked, "Who the hell uploaded that video?"

Sam read the uploader name and said, "The uploader name is IWillNotTellYouMyName but I can find out the IP Address"

~5 minutes later~

Sam said in relief, "I got the name!"

Cat asked anxiously, "Who is it?"

Sam said in a verbatim manner, "...

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