Author's note: You know the deal – I do not own any of the characters related to 'Twilight' or 'New Moon'. Those belong to the great Stephenie Meyer, and I can only bow to her greatness.

"Alice, are you sure this is going to happen?" I whispered from my hiding spot in Edward's closet.
"Shhhh," Emmett said, just as quietly. He was in the closet with me, video camera in hand. Alice stuck her head out from behind Edward's couch and spoke loud enough for my benefit.
"Not everything is set in stone Bella, but this vision has been plaguing me for quite some time," she fired off. She tapped her temple with one finger. "I know what's coming-" She stopped mid-sentence, and pulled back into her hiding spot. "Edward's home!" she hissed. Emmett and I retreated further into the closet, and I tried to slow my breathing and heartbeat.
I shouldn't have worried. Edward practically bounced into the room, the wires running from his earbuds to his iPod© visible; he wasn't listening for any of us. He stopped in the middle of the room, and started to dance. He shook his hips to the beat of whatever song was playing, and shimmied around in a circle. Alice, situated behind Edward, stuck her hand holding her own video camera out from behind the couch. Emmett suppressed a giggle as he hit the record button on his camera.
I tried my hardest not to laugh, but the scene unfolding before my eyes only got worse as Edward began to sing. Emmett clapped his other hand over my mouth to keep me from shouting in laughter as Edward's beautiful voice echoed throughout the room.

"I'm Fergalicious, my body staying viscious,
I be up in the gym just workin' on my fitness.
He's my witness, I put yo boy on rock, rock.
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got."

It was Alice who started to laugh first. Edward whirled around, a shocked look on his face. Alice bolted from her hiding spot and out the door, with Edward at her heels. "ALICE!" he roared. "GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!"
As soon as we were sure Alice and Edward had exited the house, Emmett and I ran from the closet to hide our copy of the video. We could hear Edward pleading with Alice in the front yard. "Alice, PLEASE, don't show it to anyone! I couldn't help it – that song is EVERYWHERE, I couldn't help it!" Alice laughed and sprinted further away from Edward. "I just can't get that incessant song out of my head!" he yelled.
I watched Emmett lock our copy of the video in his safe, and shook my head. "Maybe that song is annoying," I admitted. "But that's no excuse for the dancing."

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Additional note 1: Lyrics from "Fergalicious", property of Fergie (the Dutchess.)

Additional note 2: Born out of my hatred for this song.