"I thought we hate each other?"

"We do."

"Then what the hell is all this?"

"Please Kiryuu, I know you're intelligent enough to know that those are blood tablets."

"Shut it neck sucker. I know what they are, but why are those in my room? I can't even swallow them!"

"Force them down if you have to. I got them for you so you won't go crazy whenever you get thirsty. I won't always be there to save your sorry ass. Of course, I understand that you would rather take a bite of this beautiful and smooth neck of m-", Kaname Kuran was cut off when the other person turned to glare at him, very pissed off, may I add. Those eyes would make the hell freeze over and Toga Yagari wet his pants, but little did they affect the older of the two males in the room.

"You're the one with the neck fetish here, vampire. Why are you helping me anyway?"

"Because letting you die would be a waste", Kaname stated and for once, Zero Kiryuu was at loss of words. The only time that had happened before was when Yuki had suggested him trying on a jacket that was oh, so hideous that it would have scared away all the colorblind people within a mile. Needless to say, that jacket never left the discount store.

"And now that we got that cleared out, I could use something to pass time before my classes end", Kaname said and moved to sit on Zeros messy bed. He guessed the boy hadn't made the bed since he moved in. Or cleaned up the rest of the room either, this place was a mess. Maybe he could get a cleaner lady to pass by later.

"Don't you mean, start?"

"No, I mean end. You were the one who made Headmaster Cross call me out in the middle of the class by threatening to rip to shreds his favorite pajamas. The classes are over in about fifteen minutes", the taller told him and didn't even bother to hide the amusement in his voice. "Which, means you also missed your job", it didn't take long for Kaname's words to sink in before Zero practically froze to the spot.

".. Shit."

"Watch your tongue Kiryuu, my fair ears can't take language like that", It also didn't take long for the silver haired teen to grab the nearest solid object and throw it at the vampire so fast it was a surprise the innocent cellphone didn't melt before Kaname caught it with a simple movement of his hand. Zero only realized his mistake when his worst enemy flipped the phone open and went through his contacts. With a mental (girly, but let's pretend I didn't tell you that or there won't be a second chapter of this story) shriek he leapt over to the bed and tried to snatch the item back.

"Give it back! Or I'll slap a lawsuit to your face so fast the letters will fly off the paper!"

"… You have Shiki's number?"

"So what?"

"That means he also has yours."

"… What are you getting at?"

"Oh, you'll find out little one", Kaname answered with a dark smirk on his face. And that was something that made chills go down Zeros spine. He really, really didn't want to know what went through Kuran's mind just then. But he did know that he wanted the damn vampire out of his room. Now. As if reading his thoughts, Kaname rose from his seat and made his way to the door.

"I'll call you later", the dark haired male said sweetly and closed the door after him, leaving Zero stare at the bark brown door, which ironically resembled Kuran's hair color. See? He was everywhere, even without meaning to! Not long after he was left alone in his holy loneliness did he hear light footsteps getting closer to his room and Yuuki barging through the door. Oh dear god, was shooting himself really the only way to get some peace around here?

Wait… Call him later?


The next morning was even worse than the night before. He was so sure Kuran had gotten his number from Shiki, so sure, that he had turned his cellphone off and hid it under the mattress. And even then he had been paranoid enough to hear it ringing every five minutes. In the end he had gone as far as taking the battery out and throwing it in his drawer. In the box meant for his boxers mind you, so damned be the one to dig it out of there. Other than himself of course. When he was finally sure that it was impossible for the phone to start ringing, he had gone to bed. And noticed that the alarm was going to go off in five minutes.

The next time that clock was going ring was when it came back from getting repaired.

Zero quickly pulled on his clothes, not caring about the wrinkles and a stain of god-knows-what inside his trouser's left pocket. He'd decided it was for the best to leave the phone rest in pieces for the day. It's not like anybody would call him anyway. He had four numbers he needed, four. Yagari, Cross, Shiki and Yuuki. And he'd already memorized all of them (Why Shiki's you wonder? You'll find out later~).

While making his way to classroom he had decided to stop by the men's room. Last time his teacher had lectured him for looking like a hobo when he stepped into the room. Maybe this time he should even try to look normal.

When he entered the restroom it was empty besides him. And that was a good thing. If anyone happened to see him getting all pretty in front of a mirror, rumors would spread faster than ice cube melts in hell. By the end of the day he would be marked as a homo, a queer, a fag. And he didn't need that, not when he finally could scare away night class's fan girls with just one look. No, if he got marked as a homo, a queer and a fag, the next moment he would find his name being written after the X. After Yuuki showed him some… interesting fiction she had found from the internet, he had learned to fear that letter. And the most frightening thing was the name that would be before the X. Because he really didn't want to know what kind of sick fantasies people had of him.

"Perverts", zero mumbled and bent over the sink to wash his face. Then he suddenly heard his phone ring. It echoed a bit on the walls, but without a mistake it was his. He jerked up and found himself looking the one and only Kuran Kaname straight in the eye. Well, kind of, he was looking at the reflection in the mirror. Kaname was wearing simple black trousers and a dark red dress shirt. In his hand he was holding a familiar cellphone.

"Looking for something?" he asked in a soft tone and held out the phone. Zero had to think twice before he turned around and slowly walked towards the other, as if ready to run for the hills if something weird was to happen. He lifted his hand and took the phone, managing to do so without having to touch the other's hand. Or so he hoped, those long fingers around his wrist and another hand wiping away the water on his face was not part of the plan!

"Say something and I'll snap your wrist in two", Kaname murmured before he even let out a single sound. Oh, was he pissed now. The damn vampire was using his sleeve to gently wipe his face, like he was too retarded to do it himself. When Kaname was done drying off his face his wrist was freed. For a moment he was relieved, but then the dark haired male stepped closer, making him take steps backwards until he met the cold counter of the sinks. He could only watch (very OOC btw~) as Kuran came closer and in the end was pretty much making him lean as back as possible to prevent him from making the run for it.

"I told you I'd call you, didn't I?" he was asked and that made him try to look unimpressed.

"Yeah, so?"

"Oh nothing, I just found this", Kaname emphasized by grabbing his hand that held the phone and lifting it to his lips. "Under your bed. And the battery in your drawer. That wasn't very nice, now was it, Zero?"

Oh, he did it now.


Hello, this was the first chapter of When Hell freezes over.

This is actually my firs ever KanaZero fanfic and I've never read or watched the series (why the hell am I the fan of this pairing then? Idk.), but I've done some research so I think I can manage with this fic. And right after saying that I have to apologize for the shortness of this first chapter. I'll do my best to make the next one longer, so think of this as the events that lead to what will happen in the future.

There is a great chance of alot typing mistakes, so please be free to inform me if you find some :)

Reviews would make me very happy and criticism is welcome!

Have a nice day/evening/morning. If you're supposed to be in bed when you're reading this, I'm not responsible if yo mama wakes up and commands yo off da computerbox.

See you in next chapter! (Hopefully.)