Episode overview: Blake, Adam, and Anders cant stop watching the TV show Shark Tank. Every episode they watch makes them feel smarter than the next. After 10 straight episodes and a 30 block of cheap beer they have a life changing idea, kind of…
Scene 1: Blake, Adam, and Anders sit slumped on their couch in the middle of watching their 10th episode of Shark Tank. Their house is a complete mess with pizza boxes, beer cans, Taco Bell, McDonalds, and In-n-out remnants all over their coffee table, floor and couch.
Blake: Why doesn't he just take the offer! He is lucky to even receive an offer. The analysis of his product was elementary and his projected sales numbers are way over estimated.
Anders: Please Blake, listen, not trying to sound like the smartest one out of the crew BUT I did drop out of college a few week after you and Blake so listen, this guys product has potential to explode in the market with minimal marketing.
Adam: Pshhh, the thing he is trying to sell sucks! Think about it guys… What if we invent something really really awesome? Like the most awesome thing in the world? Something that everyone would want to buy or maybe even has to buy? Something like gas or electricity. People complain about buying gas all the time but they still keep buying it right?
Anders: Wait a second you might be onto something. I don't think we can do something like gas or electricity but if we can think of something that everyone is going to need, all we need to do is go on this show and we're set.
Blake: Ya! Those stupid billionaires on this show will just give us millions maybe even billions of dollars for our awesomely awesome invention. We will be able to do whatever we want for the rest of our lives.
They then start to envision themselves as millionaires in the near future.
Blake: He sees himself standing on a yacht in only a gold chain and his bear coat with a bottle of Cristal champagne in his right hand. The bear coat now has gold teeth and gold claws with diamond eyes. There are about 30 beautify women around him dancing to C.R.E.A.M by Wu Tang Clan. While this is going on money is flying in the air all around him. He then pops the bottle and sprays the girls.
Anders: He sees himself in the same exact situation as Blake but he is wearing a gold speedo with a gold chain.
Adam: He is in the same situation as Anders and Blake with the yacht, women and money but he is wearing a skintight gold jump suit and dancing with lit fire sticks. He is also listening to an electronic/trance song. This is all in slow motion.
One they all snap out of their fantasies, they look at each other and simultaneously yell, "lets do it!"
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