Long raven hair toyed in the wind, the black locks dancing softly. The strands of ebony played in the soft breeze, as if it were taunting the wind for being unable to pause its beauty. Attached to such hair was an even lovelier women.

The young saitama sighed, stretching her thin arms over her frame, the pantsuit she wore pinched her underarms uncomfortably. "Looking for a job sucks." The women groaned quite annoyed, although her face didn't show any signs of dissatisfaction. Saitama stopped in her tracks when the harsh sun no longer was on her. In front of her loomed a crab man. His inhuman height blocking the sight in front of her as well as the sun, leaving the girl standing directly in the mutant's shadow. Couldn't say she didn't find it a little condescending.

"Ho! What do we have here" the clicking of claws brought saitama to attention. "Yo... what's up?" The women attempted to walk around the freak of nature, when a large red claw stopped her. "What's the hurry ma'am? Won't a nice business lady like yourself join me?" saitama eyed the disturbing outfit the crab man wore, only to travel her eyes up to his drawn nipples. And apparently the crab thing was checking her out as well, and even her chest region. But the girl could only guess it wasn't in the same way she was. In a failed attempt to hide her disgust, saitama lightly pushed away the claw blocking her path. "I think I'll pass…"

"Che! Whatever! My business isn't with you anyway. I'm looking for a big chinned brat. I'll let you go this time since you're eyes are as lifeless as mine. But don't think you're gonna get a man like that. Especially with that attitude." The raven haired woman bit her tongue as she walked away from the man. If that's even what you would call him. The girl was just grateful she was spared from his whole life story.

Five minutes go by when saitama comes across a small playground. Grateful for the break from looking at just buildings. She smiled uncharacteristically. "Ah... look at the trees! And the birds. And the... the... big chinned kid….. crap." This kid was NOT cute. ''h-hey kid. You wouldn't have happened to mess with a big looking crab guy now would you?" The kid was silent. A crimson blush crept its way up his face even humorously dyeing his large clef chin a dark red. "P-pretty..."

Saitama groaned. "Listen. I know girls don't talk to you and whatever. But just answer the damn question." She crouched down making eye contact with the kid. The kid was quiet his eyes now distracted with the slight amount of cleavage that showed.

"Oi! Pay attention. You can look at boobs all the time. Just look at your chin. Now did or didn't you mess with a scary crab man?!" Saitama inwardly groaned she had no idea why she was doing this. She should have just ignored what was happening and gone home to her boring life. She didn't need these idiots annoying her.

"Oh! The mean business woman is still here! I let you go the first time but don't think I will now that you are messing with my revenge."

"Son of a bitch."

A/N I have no idea what my purpose for writing this is. There will be no point to this story aside from a simple redo. Probably will not be more than five chapters depending on the response. I swear the next one will be way longer and more creative