A/N: This is probably really bad with a lot of mistakes. I wrote this at like 2 AM and uughhhh. xD
Felt like I needed to upload something though, so here you go guys!

Neil- Space Core
Felix- Fact Core ( I see him as a total brat sorrynotsorry )

oh and I don't own Portal c:


It was a dreary morning in room 999. No birds, or any animal for that matter, sung their morning wake up calls. It was boring. Neil fidgeted a bit. It was soooo booring. Also, he realized, sitting next to a cold metal door with your legs crossed is not comfy. Not at all.

He stretched his little legs, sighing as tension gave away. Beside him, Felix snorted in disdain. The brat raised his hand and waved it around like he was about to die.

"Teeeaacher! Neil isn't sitting criss cross applesauuuuce! "

The know-it-all got an elbow to the side for that. Felix fell over dramatically and wailed. Good for him. Neil-1, Brat-0. So what if Neil didn't sit like th- oh my goodness.

Is that..space?

Neil's golden eyes darted around Rick's huge head to see Wheatley. The class clown was wearing the most amazingly beautiful nebula shoes. The tiny blond was up and hugging Wheatley faster than you could say 'Stars!'. Yes, he may have squeaked a bit too.

"Ohmygosh ohmygosh I just KNEW you liked space too! I love it! Do you love it too? I mean sure you like it just look at those shoes but do you like-like it? We're gunna be space buddies, space buddie-"

Something underneath him made a faint wheezing noise. Quickly letting go to futher congratulate his new space buddie, Neil sat down next to Wheatley and grined stupidly at him. The auburn's glasses had fallen off of his face. Huh, wierd. He had freckles? Cool. But was Wheatley's face usually that red?

Neil never did finish that train of thought, and Wheatley never got to say anything, because at that moment the brat pointed at them both and shrieked.

"EEEE-EEWWWW. NEIL AND WHEATLEY HUUGED. THEY HAVE THE KOOOOTIIESSS!"

Everyone suddenly scooted farther from the little group, leaving the two of them red-faced and more embarrassed than ever.

...What a wonderful day this will be.