DISCLAIMER: I do not own Doctor Who or Daleks, and the idea of the story comes from a picture on a t-shirt my sibling found online. I have no idea if there are schools on Skaro, and if there are they probably aren't a thing like what I have written.
"HE-LLO CLASS!" Teacher Dalek wheeled into its classroom where the little Dalek students were waiting.
"HE-LLO TEACHER!" they shouted back. One has to give them points for enthusiasm in school, because, let's face it, nobody ever gets excited about school. Except maybe Daleks. Of course, they always shout, so no one can tell if they like school or not. Anyway, it was time for class to start.
"IT IS TIME FOR CLASS TO START!" Teacher Dalek shouted. Hey, I just said that! No need to repeat information...
Anyway, it was time to learn a new word. "IT IS TIME TO LEARN A NEW WORD CLASS!"
Will you stop it, Dalek! I suppose not. For the sake of getting on with the story, the little ones stared back at Teacher. Who continued: "IT IS A WORD THAT YOU WILL USE YOUR WHOLE LIFE!" Teacher Dalek wheeled over to its desk , suckered up a piece of chalk, and wrote the new word on its chalkboard. "NOW CLASS! LET'S SOUND IT OUT!"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" the little Daleks screamed. "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
"VERY GOOD CLASS!" Teacher Dalek tried to praise, but it still sounded angry. Ah, well. It turned back to its chalkboard and drew a Time-Lord-like-figure and a box. "WE ARE SUPERIOR! WE WILL DESTROY THE DOCTOR!" it yelled. The tiny Daleks were still in an "exterminate" mood, however.
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
A few of them, in their frenzy, triggered their laser guns, and the chalkboard exploded in a flash of light.
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
Just the, Teacher Dalek decided to chime in.
"CONGRATULATIONS CLASS! YOU HAVE JUST EXTERMINATED YOUYR FIRST OBJECT! WE WILL NOW GO DOWN TO THE CAFETERIA AND GET CAKE!"
"CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!"
The class kept chanting as they headed out of the room. Oh crumbs, now they're going to get a on sugar-highs are never good.
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BOOM!
