Brain Cramp…Shutttt uppp! :] Bordumm

One fine spring day, hehe, Jason Voorhees was skipping down a stone path smelling flowers and noticed something. "Why is it when someone is "Getting it in"…I always show up…to kill them?" "Hmm…" He turned back around and walked back to his bunk in Camp Crystal Lake. "Wow…," He thought "It is a real piggy sty in here…Again…I say," "Hmm…"

Everyone probably thought this…why is it that all serial killers at some point in their carrier kill a "Ya knowing" couple? Well I Have a Theory…Hehe.

Jason: Oh god…

Me: Shut the eff up! Mister…this is my story. Thank you…anyway here is goes! Enjoy! Blah!

They Are All Pervs!

JV: I'm not a pervert!

Me: Yeah, ya are! Anyway my theory is appropriately named TAAP! ^_^ lolz…The End! Bye Joe!
JV: It's Jason…man at least get my name right…pathetic…really…

Me: Oh yeah? You got a better explanation?

JV: Why, I do…it's called-

All Writers Are Pervs!

Me: Bruh, mine was funnier and it made sense…AWAP…really?

JV: Whatever Imma done with this…*cuts off the writers Head*

Me: Well, that wasn't very nice, Mister!

JV: *Walks out like nothing happened*

Me: Man…whatever…this has officially turned stupid…Bye! Sorry if I wasted your time! ^_^ Byeeee!

~Finn~