AN: Ok well, I was originally never going to bother writing for the fandom as I am horrendous with words. My style is best described as a month-old horse's aborted fetus in a pile of donkey shit. But I have become very concerned with South Park's fandom's status on here; It's dying, people. There's only bad fics, foreign fics, and OC fics. Barely any good ones sift through anymore, it's always some chick falling in love with Craig or Kenny or whatever. So what do I do? RAISE AWARENESS, THAT'S WHAT.

So I decided to do write one of those OC stories. The OC story will be in italics and what's actually going on will be in without any special features. Someone else had started something like this in response to the huge amount of shitty OC fics on here, but they discontinued after the 2nd chapter. I don't remember who wrote it, but I'll give credit as soon as you come forward.

Anyway, this is a parody of these god-awful creations known as OC fics. It will not be written well, and no intentionally misspelled words. My OCD/Word won't let me do it. Have fun, you little shits. I know I will.

Cover picture by Antichristofer. If I could draw, I'd be contributing to the fandom that way instead of forcing your eyes through torture. ;3

Oh and one last thing. I haven't decided if my main character, Angelica Raven Haunte, will be with Kenny, Cartman, or Craig. I have very painful love scenes ahead of me, and I haven't decided which character should be put through this misery. Please vote!