DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter, however much I wish I did. I do however own myself with a fake last name. I do not also fancy Sirius Black. End of. I love Remus Lupin. XX Enjoy!

40 Things Remus John Lupin Is Not Allowed To Do

By James, Sirius, Lily and Phoebe.

1. Eat so much chocolate that you are sick…

2. All over James' new shoes.

3. Kiss Lily… (SHE'S MINE!)

4. Or Sirius or James

5. You can kiss Phoebe…

6. But do not snog her in front of Professor Dumbledore.

7. Ever wear leather, because it doesn't suit you.

8. Show Sirius your homework, he'll only copy it. (Hey! I live off that, you know!)

9. Tell everyone that you are a 'sex crazed wolf' (They might find out your secret, and, no, not that one.)

10. Buy loads of Butterbeer and get drunk. Even though that's highly unlikely.

11-40. Don't know because you're such a good boy. (Lily)

I've got some ideas! (Sirius)

Like what? (James)

Shut up and let me kiss him! (Phoebe)

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Hope you like the story!

Sorry if it's not very funny, I tried my best.

Toodles!

Phoebe E. Lupin XX

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Pps. Thank-you to:

MOLLY THE MONSTER and Aurelius Salazar Lucretius for their great reviews on the Sirius version. You rock people. Have invisible chocolate from me and Moony. XX