A/N~ To save confusion, PP's Stacie is referred to as Stacie and SP's Stacey is spelt Stacey (with an ey)
"Stacey! Stace! You here?" The tall brunette stopped mid routine and turned to face the man and woman who had just walked into the Barden Bella's rehearsal space.
"I'm sorry, do I know you?" The girl asked.
"No. Who are you?" The man asked.
"Stacie. Stacie Conrad." The girl said slowly, as if talking to a five year old.
"I'm sorry, I'm confused. Is this the Barden Bella's HQ?"
The woman he was with stepped forward. "Let me take this, genius." He just nods. "Hi, everyone, sorry for barging in on you, but we're looking for his-" she jerked her thumb towards the guy behind her "sister, Stacey Pilgrim. You know her?"
"What does she look like?" Asked a tall redheaded woman.
"Short, like, really short, dark hair, dark eyes, alarmingly white teeth, really pale, witty, obsessed with music, rockin' bod... Anything?"
"Wait, Ramona, you think my sister has a nice body?" The boy asks, albeit sheepishly.
"Scott, we've been through this, I appreciate hotness when it's standing in front of me. No matter how much I have to look down to even make eye contact." A few people snicker at this.
"That sounds like our captain," comments a blonde girl with a strong Australian accent.
"Who's your captain?"
"I am." Everyone turns to face the doors, where the captain has just entered. "Who's-" She stops dead. "Scott? Ramona? Hi!" She eagerly rushes forward and enthusiastically greets them with a hug. Then she turns to the rest of the girls. "Guys, this is my little brother, Scott, and his girlfriend, Ramona."
"Wait, isn't Scott older than you?" Ramona asks. Beca just rolls her eyes.
"Scott, Ramona, this is Denise, Ashley, Jessica, Lilly, Cynthia Rose, Fat Amy, Aubrey, Aubrey's girlfriend, Stacie, and my girlfriend, Chloe." She says, gesturing at each girl in turn.
"Wait, girlfriend? You're straight."
Beca just sighs. "Maybe if you spent less time rehearsing, and more time interacting with people other than your girlfriend, you'd know that I have been with Chloe for three months now, after I kissed her after we won the ICCA finals, again, not that you'd know."
Ramona's face lights up in realisation "oh, shower girl!" Beca nods.
"See, Scott? Even Ramona knows more about my current relationship than you." Chloe walks up to Beca and wraps an arm around her waist as Beca leans into her, her head resting on the taller woman's shoulder.
"I'm shower girl, now?" Chloe says, eyebrow raised.
"Well, you barged into my shower, naked, I might add, before I had known you for more than five minutes. I think that warrants a nickname to do with showers, and in any other scenario, also a restraining order."
"You couldn't stay away."
"You know I couldn't."
Scott coughs, reminding the two girls that he is still in the room, along with their friends and his girlfriend. "Guys, do you mind saving the foreplay for later, maybe when we're not here?"
"Heard that before." Stacie sniggers, and is rewarded with a punch on her arm courtesy of her own now blushing girlfriend.
"Wait, Beca, why does he keep calling you Stacey?"
"I could ask the same thing, but obviously, with the names reversed, of course. Wait, isn't Rebecca your middle name?"
"Yeah. New life, new name. I never really liked the name Stacey, and when dad decided I just had to go to college-"
"Wait, it was dad that paid for you to go? Why didn't he offer to pay for me?"
"He gave up on you a long time before that, little brother."
"How many times? I'm older than you!"
"Only in physical years. Mentally, you are stuck at fifteen."
"I know, right?" Ramona laughs.
Cue awkward silence.
"So, do you want to hear our new set?" Beca asks.
"Sure."
"Positions!" Beca yells, and everyone gets in their places and starts singing and dancing.
Chloe:
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
Got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
Beca:
Yo, my best friend, best friend 'til the very end
'Cause best friends, best friends don't have to pretend
You need a hand, and I'm right there, right beside you
You in the dark, I'll be the bright light to guide you
'Member the times, times, times sneaking out the house
All of the times, times, times that you had your doubts
And don't forget all the trouble we got into
We got something you can't undo, do
Call up all our friends
Crashed your dad's new car
We don't ever stop
I promise, I swear
All:
Wherever you go, just always remember
That you got a home for now and forever
And if you get low, just call me whenever
This is my oath to you
We'll be running down the street, yelling never look back
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that,
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah here's my oath to you
Oh woah oh woah here's to never growing up
Beca:
I know I drive you crazy, mm, sometimes
I know I call you lazy, and that's most times
But you complete me, and that's no lie
You are my tuxedo, and I'm your bowtie
Aubrey:
They say just grow up but they don't know us
We don't give a shh and we're never gonna change
Stay,
Stacie:
(laughing so damn hard)
Aubrey:
oh just say forever, stay
Chloe:
(crashed your dad's new car)
Aubrey:
If you stay forever, hey
We can stay forever young
Beca:
I promise, I swear
Beca, Aubrey and Chloe:
Wherever you go, just always remember
That you got a home for now and forever
And if you get low, just call me whenever
This is my oath to you
All:
Wherever you go, just always remember
You never alone, we're birds of a feather
And we'll never change, no matter the weather
This is my oath to you
Oh woah oh woah here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah here's my oath to you
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young Ohhhhhhh
Wherever you go, just always remember
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
I got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling never look back!
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that,
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah
Beca:
You should know, you should know, yeah
Cynthia Rose:
Ohh woah raise your glass and say
Aubrey:
Here's to never growing up
Chloe:
You should know, you should know, yeah
Ohh woah
Amy:
Here's to never growing up
Stacie:
And no, we're never growing up
All:
Here's to never growing up!
At the end of the routine the Bellas all do a pose and Scott and Ramona clap.
"That was awesome! Really! From marching band to this!"
"Wait, Beca was in marching band?" Aubrey laughs.
"Yeah, in fact, I brought a picture to embarrass her with." He pulls out a picture of Beca in a blue marching band uniform, carrying a triangle, and looking really unhappy.
"Let's just say, college wasn't the only thing dad forced me into... Anyway, why're you here?"
"Oh, we just stopped by to say that we're getting married." Ramona responds, nonchalantly.
"Really? That's great, you guys!"
"You would've picked up on it sooner, but this one" she nudges Scott with her hip "was too cheap to get me a ring."
"I told you, Wallace lost it."
"Yeah, right."
"He blames Jimmy." Seeing the look on Beca's face, he tries to change the subject. "So, Stace, you still DJ?"
"Wait, who's Jimmy?" Asks the Australian, Amy.
"My ex. I broke up with him when I caught him... making out with Wallace." Beca admits.
Aubrey smirks "I would make a joke, but-"
"Aubrey, be nice, or I won't put out." Stacie warns. Aubrey immediately apologises.
"And I should warn you, I once kicked a guy so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth, and Ramona's not afraid to hit a girl." Scott says. "So, this was fun. Keep erm, singing, Stacey, or, Beca, or whatever, we've got to go talk to dad. Wish us luck."
"Don't think you'll need it. Dad was so happy that Scott had a girlfriend, all you need to hope is that he doesn't feint from shock." Beca laughs.
"Okay, thanks, I think, bye, everyone, oh, and Stace, feel free to mix in some Sex Bob-ombs, I'll send you some demos!"
Beca watches them leave, and only once they are gone does she turn to the group and say "never going to happen."
