Bubblegum really needs to stop using me as a science project. She may think I'm a ticking time bomb, but that's not at all who I really am. UGH WHY CAN'T SHE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND NOT TEST MY EMOTIONS!?

Just because finn and I broke up doesn't mean I'm gonna lose my mind...right? Flambo is one of my pets in the fire kingdom, but should I be worried that he has been hanging out with Finn and Jake so much? WHY DO I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS LEAVING ME OR HIDING SOMETHING!?

Wait, Flambo spies on them sometimes like how Marceline hides in Finn and Jake's house. Also he tells me everything. Well, at least I think he does, but if he doesn't then he knows its punishable by death.

Reader, I know you are from the Fire Kingdom. ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME?! WAIT WHY ARE YOU READING THIS!? TELL ME THE TRUTH OR YOU DIE!

~Flame Princess