My Immortal Written in Proper English
Volume 1
Chapters 1 – 22
This is my attempt at trying to translate My Immortal into proper English the best way I can. I have no idea if anyone else has done this yet or not but figured I would give it a try. I will also try to translate the author notes as well. I might even insert my own commentary when I feel it's necessary. Since My Immortal was never finished though it will sadly be left without any kind of ending. I know that most people want to believe that this is indeed a trollfic but I personally believe it was written by a teenage girl who couldn't write to save her life. I'll hold on to this belief until it's proven without a doubt that it was indeed written by a troll. Anyways My Immortal was originally written in 2006 on Fanfiction's website by Tara Gilesbie and hasn't been updated since 2007. Some of my commentary is pretty snarky but I feel that it is warranted. I do not apologize for my snarky comments towards Tara and her story at all!
AN: Special fangs (Get it? Because I'm gothic.) to my girlfriend (Eww not in that way!) Raven, bloodytearz666 for helping me with the story and spelling you rock! Justin you're the love of my depressing life you rock too and MCR also rocks!
(Have I mentioned that Tara is heterosexual today?)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: If you don't know who she is then get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white and I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in SCOTLAND where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (In case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets, and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me and I put up my middle finger at them.
(There's no reason to give random people the middle finger, Tara. Also how is an American allowed to go to Hogwarts? Which is in Scotland not England, Tara!)
"Hey Ebony!" Shouted a voice.
It was...Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." He said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go.
(Wow that conversation was really short and completely pointless! Anyone else notice that most of these chapters aren't even a page long?)
AN: Is it good? Please tell me and thanks!
(I bet Tara wishes she hadn't asked that question considering most of her reviews were made up of angry comments and trolls pretending to like the story. I will not entertain the idea that someone unironically liked this "story" ever.)
AN: Thanks to bloodytearz666 for helping me with the chapter! By the way preps stop flaming my story! Okay?
The next day I woke up in my bedroom and It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took off my MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots, and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven this is you!) woke up and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets, and pointy high-heeled boots. We then put on our makeup (black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner.)
(Why stop at putting one friend in your story? Why not add your whole family as well? As the old saying goes the more the merrier!)
"Oh, my fucking god, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" She said excitedly.
"Yeah...So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Draco?" She asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No, I so fucking don't!" I shouted.
"Yeah right!" She exclaimed.
(Tara you're not fooling anyone! We all know the reason why you wrote this story is so your OC could fuck Draco.)
Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." He said.
"Hi." I replied flirtatiously.
"Guess what?" He said.
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." He told me.
"Oh, my fucking god!" I screamed. "I love GC they are my favorite band, besides MCR."
"Well...do you want to go with me?" He asked.
I gasped.
(If by now you were on the fence on whether or not Tara knows much about Harry Potter...well this should put those fears to rest. GC was only a year old in 1997 the year this story is supposed to take place in. MCR didn't exist for several years later in the early 2000s. But of course Tara being well...Tara it's obvious that this actually takes place in 2006. Almost 10 years after Harry and his friends finished their education at Hogwarts. Though to be fair to Tara the 7th book didn't release until 2007. But what I'm trying to say is that Tara doesn't actually know shit about the Harry Potter series. I know I'm just as surprised as you are to find out about this. I also feel betrayed.)
AN: STOP FLAMING THE STORY PREPS! Okay? Otherwise thanks to the gothic people for the good reviews! Thanks again Raven! Oh yeah, By the way I don't own this or the lyrics for Good Charlotte.
(Yeah preps stop flaming this shitty ass written story! Don't you know good fanfiction when see it? Only a prep would expect a well written story with decent grammar and spelling! Clearly this is the work of the Prepriarchy [Preps + Patriarchy] who are trying to keep the goths and punks oppressed in our modern day society. I can't believe I actually wrote that...I think this story is raping my mind.)
On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather mini dress with a corset. I then put on a matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish, and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot of cool boys wear it! Okay?).
(Draco doesn't own a flying car Tara! You're thinking of Ron.)
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice.
"Hi Ebony." He said back.
We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (The license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and marijuana. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood.
They're all so happy you've arrived.
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom.
She sets you free into this life." Sang Joel (I don't own the lyrics to that song).
(Yeah no fucking shit Sherlock of course you don't own the rights to these lyrics!)
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music.
Then I caught on.
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.
(Yeah obvious love interest who I will definitely not try to cheat on with Vampire/Harry, Tom Riddle/Voldemort, and probably many other male characters also. I promise!)
"Really?" Asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff.
"I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
(It's funny because a few months later they broke up. Making this statement pretty outdated.)
The night went on really well, and I had a great time so did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and took photos with them. We got GC concert tees as well. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into...the Forbidden Forest!
AN: I said stop flaming! Okay? Ebony's name is EBONY not Mary Sue! Okay? DRACO IS SO IN LOVE with her that he is acting different and they knew each other before! Okay?
(Yeah it should be noted that in the actual Harry Potter franchise that Draco is a pureblood supremacist who hates mudbloods. Draco also doesn't use muggle inventions like cars because he was raised in an environment of pure-blood supremacy. Draco would also most likely never have heard of bands like Good Charlotte or My Chemical Romance either. Even if he had heard of them he would scoff at them in disdain because they are muggle bands. On the topic of relationships Draco was somewhat of an elitist control freak in the actual HP books. If Draco was ever in a relationship in the books and films he would be the one in charge. There's no way in hell that the "real" Draco would ever be so dependent on any girl. Lastly Draco was actually a staunch supporter of Voldemort's pureblood supremacy views and his father was a Death Eater. Oh sorry I meant Death Deeler.)
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then suddenly Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He then took off my top and then I took off his clothes. I even took off my bra. Then he put his thingy into my you know what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" I screamed I was beginning to get an orgasm.
We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then…
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"
(This is probably my favorite line in the whole damn story if I'm being honest.)
It was…Dumbledore!
AN: STOP flaming if you flame it means you're a prep or a poser! The only reason Dumbledore swore is because he had a headache. Okay? And on top of that he was mad at them for having sex! Also, I'm not updating until I get five good reviews!
(I don't exactly remember when Fanfiction made it against the rules to hold chapters hostage but either way it's a dick move. For anyone out there interested in writing fanfiction please avoid doing this it's rude and doesn't make people want to read your story. If people want to review your story they will but holding chapters hostage isn't going to make things better.)
Dumbledore made Draco and I follow him and he kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludicrous fools!" He shouted.
(Originally this said Ludacris but I have a feeling that Tara wasn't talking about the rapper.)
I started to cry tears of blood down my pale face and Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry at us.
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" He yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" Asked Professor McGonagall.
"How dare you!" Professor Snape yelled.
"BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" Draco shrieked with a derpy look on his face.
Everyone was quiet Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said…
"Very well then you may go up to your rooms."
(Remember kids if you ever get caught having sex by authority figures just tell everyone that you love the person that you were caught having sex with. Then everything will be fine and you will be told that the both of you can leave. No repercussions once so ever…)
Draco and I then went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied.
I then went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out…
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I Just Wanna Live' by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed after that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
AN: Shut up preps! Okay? I won't update until you give me good reviews!
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray painted my hair with purple.
(I want everyone to remember this part for later on because it's going to be important later. Just trust me on this…)
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me and all the blood spilled over my top.
(I think I'm more upset that Count Chocula wasn't used as an actual character in this story. Come on Tara you had one job!)
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily.
I regretted saying it when I looked up because I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that it was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's. There was no scar on his forehead anymore either. He had a manly stubble on his chin and a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
(The first major Harry Potter character with a name change and it's none other than Harry himself. Also, it appears that Tara's knowledge of Harry has seem to bled into Ebony's mind somehow. Since as far as we know this is the first time that Ebony has met Harry. So, the question I have is how she knows about his glasses and scar?)
"I'm so sorry." He said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." He grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." He giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" He whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
AN: Well okay you guys I'm only writing this because I got five good reviews. By the way I won't write the next chapter till I get TEN good reviews! STOP FLAMING OR I'LL REPORT YOU! Ebony isn't a Mary Sue…okay? She isn't perfect SHE'S A SATANIST and she has problems she's depressed for god's sake!
(Remember everyone if people say things you don't like then just report them to whoever is in charge. Cause that's definitely the best way to handle your own problems. Not like you can just ignore them or anything like that. Also, Tara says that Ebony is most definitely not a Mary Sue but we will soon find out how wrong that statement is. Also guys she's a Satanist, has problems, and gets depressed a lot! If you get depressed all the time you really need to get help because that isn't healthy.)
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish together as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist signs on my nails in red nail polish (AN: See? Does that sound like a Mary Sue to you?). I waved to Vampire dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me since I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco we went into his room and locked the door. Then…
We started Frenching passionately and we took off each other's clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took off my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We then went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in my you know what and we HAD SEX. (See? Is that stupid?)
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden, I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words…Vampire!
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded but I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have Aids anyway!"
(Well to be fair to Ebony we don't know if Draco has been using protection during sex or not. But then again this is a world with magic so I'm not sure if there are spells or potions that prevent STDs or gets rid of them. Why am I putting this much thought into a shitty fanfiction story? Also, pretty amusing coming from someone who finds bisexual and homosexual males hot. I guess they're only hot as long as they aren't fucking her either that or she just gets easily jealous.)
I put all my clothes on in a huff and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big thingy but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
AN: Stop flaming! Okay? If you do then you are a prep!
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understandingly. She flipped her long waist-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin and white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother. And her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Gryffindor.)
(Really Tara? Smith? Out of all the names you could have given Hermione you chose Smith? That's such a boring ass last name!)
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit?!" Snape demanded angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.
(I don't think Tara/Ebony knows how relationships work. Draco and Ebony were in a relationship together as far as we know. Vampire/Harry however was not in a relationship with Ebony. So, Ebony has no reason to be mad at anyone at this very moment. But then again, she's an idiot so I'm not surprised by this at all.)
Everyone gasped.
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had gone out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now and he had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
(Oh, look we get Draco's point of view well isn't that a nice change! Well right off the bat I can tell you already what's wrong. Draco says that both he and Ebony are bisexual. Well this is half true but also half false. I believe that Draco is bisexual in this story along with most if not all the other male characters. Ebony on the other hand is most definitely heterosexual without a shadow of a doubt. She never once makes out or has sex with another girl in this story. In fact, Tarra herself has told us that girl on girl is yucky but guy on guy is totally okay. Which is pretty common among the yaoi fangirl community. Also, let's take a moment to address the prep bashing as well. Because if what I remember about Draco is true then Ebony should really hate his guts. Because I'm pretty sure Draco himself is a prep in the books and movies. But then again nobody comes close to resembling their original selves.)
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" Said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed.
I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virginity to Draco and then I started to burst into tears.
(Originally this sentence had the word virility instead of virginity. So according to the original text Draco stole Ebony's manliness in the Forbidden Forest. Ebony confirmed as transexual?)
AN: Stop flaming! Okay? I didn't read all the books! This is from the movie. Okay? So, it's not my fault if Dumbledore swears! Besides I SAID HE HAD A HEADACHE! And the reason Snape doesn't like Harry now is cause he's Christian and Vampire is a Satanist! Also, MCR ROCKS!
I was so mad and sad I couldn't believe Draco cheated on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Draco.
(I thought she said Vampire cheated on her? How did Draco cheat on her if both him and Vampire were no longer together? Is it still considered cheating even though they were in a relationship with someone else prior to being together now? So many questions that will never be answered.)
Then all of a sudden, a horrible man with red eyes and no nose started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was…Voldemort!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperio!" and I couldn't run away.
"Crucio!" I shouted at him.
Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Ebony." That gent did yell. "Thou might not but killeth Vampire Pott'r!"
I thought about Vampire and his sexy eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?
(Oh, hey look everyone Ebony figured out how relationships work…kind of. Yay?)
"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun.
"No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou wilt!" That gent did yell. "If thou don't, then I shalt killeth thy belov'd Draco!"
"How did you know?" I asked surprised.
Voldemort then got a dude you're so retarded look on his face.
"I hath telepathy." That gent answ'r'd cruelly. "And if 't be true thee doth not killeth Vampire, then thou shalt knoweth what shall befall to Draco!" That gent did shout.
Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do but then suddenly Draco came into the woods.
"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." He said back but his face was all sad.
He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (Get it?) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." He answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I explained.
"That's okay." He said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together while making out.
(And this ladies and attack helicopters is what happens when you end up being a beta male soy boy. Don't end up like Draco is all I'm saying and if you learn nothing else from this awful story then at least take that advice if nothing else.)
AN: Stop it you gay fags if you don't like my story then fuck off! It turns out B'loody Mary isn't a muggle after all and she and Vampire are evil that's why they moved houses! Okay?
(Looks like Tara's bigotry towards homosexuals is coming through her text. If Vampire and B'loody are evil then why are you hanging around them? Better question is why do I care?)
I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset during rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot, and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron, (Although we call him Diablo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hagrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (He wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a stake) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
(Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to remember this because it's going to be brought up again shortly. Also remember the last time I told you to remember something? Yeah well, this right here is why. Tara had no problem writing the word cross before but now she does. Why? Who the fuck even knows at this point! Look I'm atheist and even I have no problem writing the word cross. Also, did you seriously write an author's note within an author's note? You may or may not be a slut Ebony but you most definitely dress like one.)
We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly burst into tears.
"Ebony! Are you okay?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerned voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily and then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" He shouted. "How could you…you…you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (See? Is that out of character?)
I started to cry and cry and then Draco started to cry too and then he ran away.
We then practiced for one more hour and then suddenly Dumbledore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't because he had a headache.
"What have you done?!" He started to cry wisely.
AN: See? That's not swearing and this time he was really upset and you will see why.
"Ebony, Draco has been found in his room he committed suicide by slitting his wrists."
(How the hell do you cry wisely anyways? Moving on to the important part of my commentary. So anyways remember when I told you to remember Ebony's little trivia about vampires not being able to commit suicide by slitting their wrists? Well apparently, Tara has decided that she now wants to retcon that information which is in the same chapter. This might be the fastest retconning I have ever seen. Now some people have speculated that Voldemort kidnapped Draco and left a fake dead body that looks like him. Personally, I just think Tara fucked up and contradicted herself but that's just me.)
AN: I said stop flaming preps! See if this chapter is stupid! It deals with really serious issues! So, see for yourself if it's stupid. By the way thanks to my friend Raven for helping me!
"NO!" I screamed I was horrified!
B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her to fuck off and I ran to my room crying. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room because he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a stake and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sadly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. Then I looked out the window and screamed…Snape was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! Lupin was masturbating to it they could be seen sitting on their broomsticks.
"EWW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT?!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it and then suddenly Vampire ran in.
"Avada Kedavra!" He yelled at Snape and Lupin pointing his wand at them.
I took my gun and shot at Snape and Lupin twenty times and they both started screaming and the camera broke and then suddenly, Dumbledore ran in.
"Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has…NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He shouted looking at Snape and Lupin and then he waved his wand.
Suddenly Hagrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hagrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…" Hagrid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Snape said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumbledore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled madly.
Lupin held up the camera triumphantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is fine!"
I felt faint, more than I usually do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Lupin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his thingy.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…" Hagrid said and he paused in the air dramatically, waving his wand in the air. Then he started singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
"Because you're gothic?" Snape asked in a scared voice because he was afraid it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HER!"
AN: Stop flaming! Okay? Hagrid is a pedophile to a lot of people. American schools are like that I wanted to address the issue! How do you know Snape isn't Christian? Plus, Hagrid isn't really in love with Ebony that was Cedric! Okay?
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Draco had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS Hagrid but it was Vampire.
He started to scream. "OH, MY FUCKING GOD! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" And then…his eyes rolled up you could only see his red sclera.
I stopped.
"How did you know?"
"I saw it and my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore?!" I shouted.
"I do but Diablo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." He said back. "Anyway, my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…Voldemort has him in bondage!"
I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snape, Lupin, and Hagrid were there too. They were going to St. Mungo's after they recovered because they were pedophiles. And you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Dumbledore had confiscated the video camera they took of me naked. I then put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway, Hagrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Ebony I need to tell u something." He said in a very serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped.
Hagrid had been mean to me before for being gothic.
"No Ebony." Hagrid says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goths too you poser prep?" I asked because I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily.
"No, you didn't" I replied. "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton sex video made from my shower and being viewed by Snape and Lupin who MASTURBATED (See? Is that spelled wrong?) to it!" I added quietly.
"Whatever!" I yelled angrily.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered. "Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you had to say!"
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal chords." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio (For all you cool gothic MCR fans out, there, that is a tribute! Especially for Raven I love you girl!) imo noto okayo!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air and it was black now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you! Now where the fuck is Draco?"
Hagrid rolled his eyes and I looked into the balls of flame but I could see nothing.
"You see, Ebony," Dumbledore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "To see what is in the flames (HAHAHA YOU REVIEWERS ARE FLAMES! GET IT?) you must find yourself first, okay?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hagrid yelled.
Dumbledore looked shocked but I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hagrid then stormed off back to his house. "You are a liar, Professor Dumbledore!"
Anyway, when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. I put on a corset as well and then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Sadako from the Ring (If you don't know who she is then you're a prep so fuck off!) and I put on blood red lipstick, black eyeliner, and black lip gloss.
"You look kawaii, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly.
"Thanks, you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset.
I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snape and Lupin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes and Vampire was in the Care of Magical Creatures class. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way.
"Hi back." I said in an equally sad way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Draco. Then we jumped on each other and started fucking each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" Shouted Professor McGonagall who was watching us along with the rest of the class.
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to fuck me you know I love Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
(Why is Ebony getting mad at Vampire for fucking her? You can't take it back after getting caught by the teacher. Also, I do believe you have now cheated on Draco which makes you a hypocrite Ebony.)
AN: Special thanks to Raven my gothic blood sister! What the fuck? You're supposed to write this! Hey Raven! Do you know where my sweater is?
AN: Raven thanks for helping me again. I'm sorry I took your poster of Gerard but that guy is such a fucking sex bomb! PREPS STOP FLAMING!
Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore we were so scared.
"Dumbledore! Dumbledore!" We both yelled.
"What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" He asked angrily.
"Voldemort has Draco!" We shouted at the same time.
He laughed evilly.
"No! don't! We need to save Draco!" We begged.
"No." He said meanly. "I don't give a darn what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." He said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway."
Then he walked away.
Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" He moaned. (AN: Don't you think gay guys are like so hot!)
(That's very interesting Tara since you seem to like to call your critics gay fags.)
"It's okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him.
He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had an idea.
"I have an idea!" he exclaimed.
"What?" I asked him.
"You'll see." He said.
He took out his wand and did a spell and then suddenly we were in Voldemort's lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a cruel voice say.
"Avada Kedavra!"
It was…Voldemort!
AN: Fuck off PREPS! Okay? Raven thanks for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists. I'm not updating till you give me ten good reviews!
WARNING: Some of this chapter is extremely scary viewer discretion advised.
We ran to where Voldemort was but It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood while Snaketail was torturing him and then Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
(The guy who killed Cedric is named Wormtail not Snaketail.)
"Get out my sight you despicable preps!" He shouted as we started shooting him with the gun Voldemort gave me. Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey dovey look in his eyes.
"OH MY GOD!" He said.
AN: In this he is sixteen years old so he's not a pedophile. Okay?
"Huh?" I asked.
"Ebony I love you will you have sex with me?" Asked Snaketail.
I started laughing cruelly. "What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily and then I stabbed him in the heart and blood poured out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" He screamed.
He started screaming and running around and then he fell down and died I then burst into tears.
"Snaketail what art thee doing?" Hath called Voldem'rt.
Then he started coming and we could hear his footsteps getting closer to us. So, we got on some broomsticks that we found conveniently nearby and we flew to Hogwarts. Then Draco and I went to my room and I started to cry.
"What's wrong honey?" Asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could fuck. He had a sex-pack (Get it? Because he's so sexy.) and a really huge thingy.
"It's so unfair!" I yelled. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you want to be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway they are such fucking sluts." Answered Draco.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just want to be with you! Okay Draco? Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily.
AN: Don't worry Ebony isn't a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her she's pretty.
"I'm good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
(Well if you ever needed evidence to prove that Ebony is a Mary Sue then here you go.)
AN: Stop flaming! Okay? By the way you suck! From now on every time someone flames me I'm going to slit my wrists! Thanks to Raven for helping!
"Ebony! Ebony!" Shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now you can go and have sex with Vampire!" I shouted.
I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marilyn Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists and then I drank the blood. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
(Wait a second wasn't she just in her room with Draco earlier? What the fuck is going on in this shitty ass story?)
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped with a spiky belt around it. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I then put my ebony black hair out and I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did some advanced biology work and I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Then suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!
"Ebony I love you!" He shouted sadly. "I don't care what those fucker preps and posers think. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you, I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just want to fucking be with you I fucking love you!"
Then he started to sing "The Chronicles of Life and Death" (We considered it our song now because we fell in love when Joel was singing it.) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing, gothic, and sexy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre, and Marilyn Manson.
AN: Don't you think those guys are so hot? If you don't know who they are then get the fuck out of here!
"OH, MY FUCKING GOD!" I said after he was finished.
Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them.
"I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hillary Duff (I fucking hate that bitch) and Chad Michael Murray in a Cinderella Story.
Then we went away holding hands and Lupin shouted at us but he stopped because everyone was clapping at how sexy we looked together. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR is having a concert in Hogsmeade right now. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went together.
AN: You know what? Shut up! Okay? Prove to me you're not preps! Raven you suck you fucking bitch give me back my fucking sweater you're supposed to write this! Raven what the fuck you bitch you're supposed to do this! BTW thanks to britney5655 for teaching me Japanese!
(No Tara you're supposed to write this since it's your story. Raven was just the editor not the author of your story. Even though the spelling and grammar wasn't very good when Raven edited the chapters it's still better than when you attempt to write the story yourself.)
We ran happily to Hogsmeade there we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happily and MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter because I knew that we were the only true ones for each other. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We then frenched and then we ran up to the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask so did the others. We gasped it wasn't them at all it was…Voldemort and Da Death Deelers!
"What the fuck? Draco I'm not going to a concert with you!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time! Even if it is MCR and you know how much I like them!"
"Cause we…you know." He fidgeted around uncomfortably because guys don't like to talk about you know what.
(Wait weren't they just at the concert? What the fuck is going on in this "story"? Tara obviously knows nothing about male humans. Because most people say that guys talk about sex too much. What guys has she been talking to anyways?)
"Yeah because we do…you know!" I yelled in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Draco promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."
"OH MY GOD! What The Fuck? Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess you're a prep or a Christin or what now?"
"NO." He muttered loudly.
"Are you becoming a prep or what?" I shouted angrily.
"Ebony! I'm not please come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'The world is black' by GC to me.
I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized the lyrics just for me!
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we Frenched for a while and I went up to my room.
B'loody Mary was standing there.
"Hajimemashite girl." She said happily (She speaks Japanese and so do I. That means 'how do you do' in Japanese). "By the way Willow that fucking poser got expelled and she failed all her classes and she skipped math."
(Um no Tara it actually means nice to meet you and it's a word you use to greet someone you first meet or someone you haven't seen in a while. Gokigen'yō is the word you're actually looking for here. Also, you can't even master the English language. So why would you even try to use a different language? Anyways as you can clearly see Tara and Raven's friendship has pretty much deteriorated at this point and time. Tara even killed off Willow who was Raven's avatar in this story. Still wish I knew more about their poster-sweater war though.)
AN: RAVEN YOU FUKING SUCK! FUCK YOU!
"It serves that fucking bitch right." I laughed angrily.
Anyway, we were feeling all depressed and we watched some gothic movies like The Nightmare Before Christmas.
"Maybe Willow will die." I said.
"Kawaii." B'loody Mary shook her head lethargically. "Oh yeah I have a confession to make. After she got expelled I murdered her and then Lupin did it with her cause he's a neophiliac."
"Kawaii." I commented happily.
We talked to each other quietly for the rest of the movie.
"Oh, hey by the way, I'm going to a concert with Draco tonight at Hogsmeade where MCR will be playing." I said. "I need to wear like the hottest outfit EVER!"
B'loody Mary nodded energetically.
"Oh, fucking god totally let's go shopping."
"At Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my special Hot Topic loyalty card.
(Tara you do realize that the UK doesn't have Hot Topic…right?)
"No."
'WHAT?" My head spun around and I could not believe it. "B'loody Mary are u a PREP?!"
"NOOOO! NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Who told you about them?" I asked and was sure it would be Draco, Diablo, Vampire, (Don't even SAY that name to me!) or me.
(I'm not entirely sure why Ebony has a problem with Vampire's name currently but I'm sure the reason is pretty stupid either way.)
"Dumbledore." She said. "Let me just call our brooms."
(Wait does Hogwarts have some kind of Uber like broom service? That wouldn't make any sense considering the fact that this was written in 2006. That and Harry Potter was released in the mid to late 90s.)
"Oh, my fucking god! Dumbledore?" I asked quietly.
"Yeah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going to a few punk-goth stores ESPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OH MY GOD HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT REALLY CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses.
"We only have these for the real goths."
"The real goths?" Me and B'loody Mary asked.
"Yeah you wouldn't believe how many posers there are in this town! Yesterday Lupin and Snape tried to buy a gothic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I didn't even know they had a camera."
"OH MY FUCKING GOD NO THEY'RE GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress and a very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh, my Satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
(Okay seriously who the hell actually says this unironically in real life anyways?)
"Yeah it looks totally hot." said B'loody Mary.
"You know what? I'm going to give it to you for free because you look really hot in that outfit. Hey are you going to be at the concert tonight?" He asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey by the way my name's Ebony Dark'ness Dementia TARA way what's yours?"
(Here we have Tara changing Ebony's name due to her fallout with Raven.)
"Not Tom Riddle." He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. "Maybe I'll see you there tonight."
(Tara why did you give some OC Voldemort's real name?)
"Yeah I don't think so because I am going there with my boyfriend Draco you sick perv!" I yelled angrily.
Before he could beg me to go with him, Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried.
"OH, MY FUCKING GOD EBONY YOU NEED TO GET BACK TO THE CASTLE NOW!"
AN: I said stop flaming the story! If you're a prep then don't read it! You can tell whether you're a prep or not by my quiz it's on my homepage. If you're not then you rock. If you are then FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF! Willow isn't really a prep Raven please do this I promise to give you back your poster!
Not Tom Riddle gave us some clothes for free and he said he would help us with our makeup if we wanted because he was really into fashion and stuff. (He's bisexual.) Hagrid kept shouting at us to come back to Hogwarts.
"WHAT The FUCK Hagrid?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fucking bastard!"
Well anyway Willow came and Hagrid left angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." She said.
"Yeah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset with blood red lace on it and a black blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets, and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big boobs and she was thin enough to be anorexic.
(I see Willow is back from the dead without any explanation. Anyways this is as close to being bisexual as Ebony gets in the story.)
"So, are you going to the concert with Draco?" She asked.
"Yeah." I said happily.
"I'm going with Diablo." She answered happily.
Well anyway Draco and Diablo came and they were both looking extremely hot and sexy and you could tell they thought we were too. Diablo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons of makeup just like Marilyn Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt, and black Vans he got from the Warped tower. B'loody Mary was going to the concert with Dracula.
(Out of all the characters who had their names changed I think I like Neville Longbottom's the most. Only problem is that I like the misspelled version Dracola more than Dracula.)
Dracula used to be called Neville Longbottom but it turned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. They died in a car crash after accidentally getting hit by a logging truck. The wood then ended up going through their hearts and turning them into ashes. Neville converted to Satanism and he went goth and he was in Slytherin now. He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans, shoes, and black hair with red streaks in it.
We call him Dracula now and well anyway we all went to Draco's black Mercy-Bens (Get it? Because we're gothic.) that his dad Lucius Malfoy gave him. We did marijuana and cocaine and then Draco and I made out. We also made fun of some random stupid fucking preps that we saw. Eventually we arrived at the concert.
Gerard was the sexiest guy ever he looked even sexier than he did in the pics. He had long raven black hair and piercing hazel eyes. He was really skinny and he had an amazing erotic voice. We moshed to Helena and some older songs. Suddenly Gerard pulled off his mask and so did the other members. I gasped It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man with no nose and red eyes. Every one ran away except me and Draco. It was then revealed to be none other than Voldemort and Da Death Deelers!
(I don't know about everyone else but I suddenly just got a huge case of déjà vu just now.)
"You m'ronic idiots!" That gent did shout in a v'ry angsty way. "Ebony, I toldeth thee to killeth Vampire thee has't did fail and anon I shalt killeth thee and Draco!"
"No! No! Please don't!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Suddenly a gothic old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black bread. He was wearing a black robe that said 'Avril Lavigne' on the back. He shouted a spell and Voldemort ran away.
It was…DUMBLEDORE!
AN: I SAID STOP FLAMING! If you do then you're a fucking prep! Thanks to Raven for the help you rock and you're not a prep. Thanks for my sweater! The only reason Dumbledore swore is because he is trying to be gothic so there!
I woke up the next day in my coffin and then I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyeshadow, blood-red lipstick, and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped to stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
The night before Draco and I went back to the skull (Get it? Skull? Because I'm gothic and I like death). Dumbledore chased Voldemort away and we flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and red and there was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR broom and we went back to our rooms and we had sex to a Linkin Park song.
(Um what happened to Draco's car?)
Well anyway I went down to the Great Hall and all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But you could see that there was pink paint underneath the black paint. And there were posters of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson, N'Sync, and the Backstreet Boys.
"What the fuck?!" I shouted as I sat next to B'loody Mary and Willow.
B'loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Charlotte t-shirt, black fishnets, and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula, and Draco came and we started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey, Gerard Way, or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in because they were bi.
"Those guys are so fucking hot." Neville was saying.
Suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard appeared. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal white skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had dyed his hair black.
"DUMBLEDORE?!" We all gasped.
(I thought we already established it was Dumbledore?)
"What the fuck!?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort!"
"Hello everyone." He said happily. "As you can see I gave the room a makeover. What do you think about it?"
Everyone from the poser table in Gryffindor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!
"By the way you can call me Albert." He said as we left to our classes.
"What a fucking poser!" Draco shouted angrily as we went to Transformation class.
We were holding hands and Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (Get it? Way? Like Gerard.) but I didn't say anything.
"I bet he's having a mid-life crisis!" Willow shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
AN: Please stop flaming the story if you do you're a fucking prep and you're jealous! Okay? From now on I'm going to delete your mean reviews! By the way Ebony is a pureblood so there! Thanks to Raven for the help!
All day we sat angrily thinking about Dumbledore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward to the MCR concert. It had been postponed until now, so now we could all go.
(How many fucking concerts does Hogwarts have? Seems like there's a new one almost every day. Not to mention they are muggle bands. How does that work?)
Anyway, I went to the common room to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive and I asked what it was and he got all mad at me and started crying (Aren't sensitive bi guys so hot?).
"No one fucking understands me!" He shouted angrily as his black hair went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
(Originally this said Borken Dreamz and honestly, I don't remember Swedish Chef ever doing a cover of Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams before. But if he did I would totally listen to it!)
He was wearing black baggy pants, a black MCR t-shirt, and a black tie. I was wearing a black leather low cut top with chains all over it and a black leather mini, black high heeled boots, and a cross belly ring. My hair was all up in a messy really high bun like Amy Lee in Going Under. (Email me if you want to see the pic.)
(No thanks Tara I'm good!)
"Accuse me? What about me?!" I growled.
"Buy-but-but-" He grunted.
"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.
"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.
(Okay this argument makes no fucking sense once so ever. They were fine just a second ago and now they are arguing about who the fuck even knows what at this point. I'm starting to think that Ebony is bipolar.)
But it was too late I knew what I heard. I ran to the bathroom angrily, crying. Draco banged on the door and I wept and wept as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks. And made cool tears run down my face like Benji in the video for Girls and Boys (Raven that is SO our video!). I took out a joint and started to smoke some marijuana.
Suddenly Hagrid appeared in the room.
"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my weed. "What the fuck do you think you're doing in the girl's room?"
Only it wasn't just Hagrid someone else was with him too! For a second, I wanted it to be Not Tom Riddle or maybe Draco but it was Dumbledore.
(Does Ebony just forget what Dumbledore looks like every time?)
"Hey I need to ask you a question." He said, pulling out his black wannabe gothic purse. "What are you wearing to the concert?"
"You know who MCR is?!" I gasped.
"No, I just saw there was a concert that a lot of goths and punks were going to." He said. "Anyway, Draco has a surprise for you."
(You know this whole goth vs prep thing in this story reminds me of normies vs non normies on the internet.)
AN: I said I don't care what you think! Stop flaming! Okay preps? Thanks to Raven for the help! Oh yeah by the way I'll be on vacation in Transylvania for the next three days so don't expect updates.
All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I put on a black leather mini, a black corset with purple lace all over it, and black gothic combat boots. MCR were going to do the concert again, since Voldemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed to MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on some black clothes and moshing to Thank You for The Venom. I got all mad and turned it off, but secretly I had hoped that it was Draco so we could fuck again.
"What the fucking hell are you doing?!" I shouted angrily.
It was Lupin!
"Are you going to come rape me or what?" I yelled and I was allowed to say that because Dumbledore had told us all to be careful around him and Snape since he was a pedophile.
"No, actually can I please have some condoms." He growled angrily.
"Yeah, so you can fuck your six year old girlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarcastically.
"Fucker." He said, before going away.
Well anyways, I put on some black eyeshadow, black eyeliner, some black lipstick, and white foundation. Then I gasped…Snake and Lupin were in the middle of the empty hall, fucking each other, and Dobby was watching!
(Who the fuck allows two grown adults especially teachers to fuck in the middle of a hallway of a school?)
"Oh my god you ludicrous idiot!" They both shouted angrily when they saw me.
Dobby ran away crying and they got up, normally I would have been turned on (I love seeing guys fucking each other) but both of them were fucking preps. (By the way Snape has been moved to Gryffindor now.)
(So, remember everyone if you ever want to turn Ebony on just have sex with another guy. Unless you're a prep because preps suck and are evil…I guess? She hasn't really explained why she hates preps in this story yet.)
"What the fuck? Is that why you wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (See? I spelled that.)
"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Lupin shouted angrily.
"Well you should have told me." I replied.
"You dimwit!" Snape began to shout angrily.
And then I took out my black camera and took a picture of them you could see that they were naked.
"Well excuse me!" They both shouted angrily. "What was that all about?"
"It was to blackmail you." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you can't fucking rat me out or I'll show this to Dumbledore. So, fuck off, you bastards!"
I started to run but they chased me but then I threw my wand at them and they tripped over it.
I then went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely fucking hot.
"What the fuck? Where's Draco?" I asked him.
"Oh, he's being a fucking bastard he told me he wouldn't come." Vampire said shaking his head. "You want to come with me to the concert?"
Then he showed me his flying car and I gasped. It was a black car he said his godfather Sirius Black gave to him. The license plate on the front said MCR666 on it and the one on the back said 'EBONY' on it.
I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall and MCR were there, playing.
Vampire and I began to make out, while moshing to the music and then I gasped, while looking at the band.
I almost had an orgasm Gerard was so fucking hot! He begins to sing 'Helena' and his sexy beautiful voice began to fill the hall. And then, I heard some crying and I turned around and saw Draco, crying in a corner.
AN: Fuck you! Okay? You fucking suck. It's not my fault if it's spelled wrong! Okay? It's that bitch Raven's fault! Fuck you preps! Whoops sorry Raven thanks for the help. By the way Transylvania rocks hard! I even got to go to the castle where Dracula was filmed at!
(Yes, Tara it is your fault because for whatever reason you refuse to use a spell checker and instead you decide to use your friend as a spell checker. Also, I'm guessing you and Raven aren't exactly on good terms since you called her a bitch.)
Later we all went in the school and saw Draco was crying in the common room. "Draco are you okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.
"No, I'm not u fucking bitch!" He shouted angrily.
He stated to run out of the place and I started to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide.
"It's okay Ebony." Said Vampire. "I'll make him feel better."
"You mean you'll go fuck him, won't you?!" I shouted angrily.
I then ran 2 get Draco and Vampire came too.
"Draco please come with us!" He began to cry.
Tears of blood came down his pale face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys. AN: If you're a homophobe then fuck off!
(Tara you have no right to call anyone a homophobe since you keep calling your critics gay fags. Besides if anyone is a homophobe it's most likely you.)
And then we heard some footsteps and Vampire got out his black invisibility cloak. We then got under it and we saw the caretaker Mr. Argus Filch shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
"WHO'S THERE?!" He shouted angrily.
We saw Mrs. Norris come and she went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly.
"IS ANYONE THERE?!" Yelled Mr. Filch.
"No fuck you preppy little poser son of a fucking bitch!" Vampire said under his breath in a disgusted way.
"EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! WHO SAID THAT!" Yelled Mr. Filch.
Then he heard Mrs. Norris meow.
"Norris is there anyone under the cloak?!" He asked and Norris nodded.
And then Vampire Frenched me just as Mr. Filch was taking off the cloak!
"WHAT THE-" He yelled.
But it was too late because now we were running away from him. Then we saw Draco and slitting his wrists outside of the school.
"Draco!" I cried. "Are you okay?"
"I guess so." Draco wept.
We went back to our coffins Frenching each other. Draco and I then decided to watch Lake Placid (See? Is that depressing?) on the gothic red bed together. As I was about to put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door and Cornelius Fudge along with the Ministry of Magic walked into the school!
AN: Shut the fuck up! Preps stop flaming! Okay? If you don't like it then fuck off! I know it's Mr. Norris it's Raven's fault! Okay? You suck! No just kidding Raven you fucking rock! Preps suck!
(I don't think telling Raven that she sucks is a good way to get her to continue to help you with the story Tara.)
All day everyone talked about the Ministry of Magic. Anyway, I woke up the next day and I was in my coffin. I was wearing black lacy leather pajamas and then I gasped.
Standing in front of me were B'loody Mary, Vampire, Diablo, Draco, Dracula, and Willow!
I opened my crimson eyes and Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she had a black poofy skirt with lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vampire was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Draco was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and black jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just like Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. Vampire looked like Joel Madden and B'loody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed off all her clearage with a white apron that said 'bitch' and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it. Kind of like the one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear one time. Darkness (who is Ginny) was there too and she was wearing a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top and black pointy boots. So were Fred and George and it turns out that Darkness, Diablo, Fred, and George's dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them before too. They all got so depressed that they became gothic and converted to Satanism.
(Once again Tara has decided to be inconsistent with vampires being able to die from slitting their wrists or not.)
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" I yelled as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are you all here?"
"Ebony something is really fucked up." Draco said.
"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.
"It's all right we have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. You're so fucking beautiful." Draco said in a sexy voice.
"Oh, alright." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why you're being all secretive."
"I will." He said.
So, I then put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick, red eyeshadow, and white foundation. We then all went outside to the Great Hall and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney from Gryffindor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledore. Cornelius Fudge was there shouting at Dumbledore and Dolores Umbridge was there too.
"THIS CANNOT BE!" She shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!"
"THE DARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" Yelled Cornelius Fudge.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE HEADMASTER ANY LONGER!" Yelled Umbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMER'S IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETIRE OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"
"Very well." Dumbledore said angrily. "But we cannot do this! We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way."
(Oh, look everyone Ebony's name went back to being Raven for no reason once so ever.)
Draco, Fred, George, Darkness, Willow, Vampire, and B'loody Mary looked at each other and then I gasped.
To Be Continued…
