A/N - This is a small IM fic. Sorry if it's really random. My sister gave me prompt words, window, garden, banana (which explains why it's random). Please review. I own nothing, Torchwood belongs to RTD and the BBC.

Enjoy!


Jack – CaptainGr8Hair

Ianto – SmallTimekeepingDevice

Tosh – DigitalAgeIsComing

Owen – WakingTheDead

Gwen – HangoverFromHell


HangoverFromHell has signed on

DigitalAgeIsComing has signed on

DigitalAgeIsComing Alright now?

HangoverFromHell I. Have. The. Hangover. From. HELL!

DigitalAgeIsComing Hence the name I guess.

WakingTheDead has signed on

WakingTheDead Anyone seen teaboy? I could murder a cuppa.

DigitalAgeIsComing You can't drink Owen.

WakingTheDead Damn. You caught me, I was gonna bring it to you – as a present.

DigitalAgeIsComing Aww that's so sweet Owen thanks.

CaptainGr8Hair has signed on

SmallTimekeepingDevicehas signed on

CaptainGr8Hair Are you sure you haven't got any Ianto?

SmallTimekeepingDevice Yes Jack, I've explained this – I don't want you shoving a freezing cold, solid, banana…

WakingTheDead WOAH guys!!! Sane, reasonably undamaged people over here.

CaptainGr8Hair What do you mean undamaged people Owen, you're dead.

WakingTheDead I meant mentally.

SmallTimekeepingDevice Sorry Owen.

DigitalAgeIsComing Please in future, have your private conversations IN PRIVATE!!!

CaptainGr8Hair Ok Ok Tosh, keep your hair on (even though it's not as perfect as mine)

DigitalAgeIsComing Gwen, you still here? You haven't said anything in a while.

HangoverFromHell Yeah… Ok… I'm off – need another aspirin, I should not have gone to that party last night.

HangoverFromHell has signed off

CaptainGr8Hair Ianto, can you open your kitchen window?

SmallTimekeepingDevice Yes why?

CaptainGr8Hair So many windows have been painted shut nowadays.

SmallTimekeepingDevice Hmm … still … why?

CaptainGr8Hair It allows easy (and sexy) access to your garden!

SmallTimekeepingDevice You find a window sexy???

CaptainGr8Hair I do if I'm carrying you through it!

DigitalAgeIsComing I can't take it anymore!!!

DigitalAgeIsComing has signed off

WakingTheDead Sorry guys but she had the right idea.

WakingTheDead has signed off

CaptainGr8Hair Spoil sports

SmallTimekeepingDevice Ok, I'll allow you the window and the garden but Jack…

CaptainGr8Hair Yes?

SmallTimekeepingDevice NO BANANAS!!!

SmallTimekeepingDevice has signed off

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